Chapter 365 : Green Plum Meets Wine 16 (1/2)
“You’re looking down on me! Xiaoxia-meimei, you have to believe that your Yu-gege is really capable!”
“Yet you still end up being beaten by me.” Shi Sheng spoke coolly.
“If it was your wish, I naturally had to comply.” Yu Jiu laughed as he said this.
Shi Sheng turned and caught sight of the smile playing on his lips. She stared at him for a few seconds, before handing the phone to him.
Smartphones hadn’t even appeared in this time period yet, so Yu Jiu’s eyes lit up upon seeing it, just like when he’d first seen her sword.
“Xiaoxia-meimei, where’d you get this? It’s much more advanced than the current technology!” Yu Jiu turned so that his body blocked the phone from view of the surveillance cameras and other people.
“Aliens gave it to me.” Shi Sheng began bullshitting. “Do you believe it?”
“As long as it came out of your mouth, I believe it.” Yu Jiu placed the phone in his pocket. This place was too crowded—it was unsuitable for him to examine it further.
Shi Sheng gave him a look, to which he replied with a brilliant smile. “My body and heart belong to you, Xiaoxia-meimei.”
“Is that so?”
Seeing that she wasn’t angry, Yu Jiu continued, “Mhm. Xiaoxia-meimei is welcome to collect them at any time.”
“Sure.” Shi Sheng nodded. “Go dissect yourself. I’ll collect the pieces.”
Yu Jiu, “…”
For some reason, the book titled “101 Ways To Die” that he’d found in her room floated to the forefront of his mind.
And that couldn’t help but conjure an image of Shi Sheng in a doctor’s gown, as he lay bound on an ice-cold operating table…
He shivered and hurriedly pulled Shi Sheng. “Xiaoxia-meimei, I don’t want to be separated from you by the boundaries of life and death! I want to be with you forever!”
Yu Jiu froze after he said that, but he soon felt at ease. ‘My little green plum is so cute; I can’t let other people have her!’
“Sounds like you’ve said it to a lot of people before.” Shi Sheng pulled his hand off with a fake smile. “Yu Jiu-gege, it seems you’re looking down on me too since you’re trying to use a tactic for coaxing little girls on me.”
Yu Jiu swore with three fingers raised. “I have no interest whatsoever in other girls.”
“Oh? So you’re interested in boys? Really couldn’t tell that Yu Jiu-gege was inclined that way! Don’t worry, I won’t tell Uncle Yu. But if you’re planning on tricking me into a sham marriage[1], forget about it!”
Yu Jiu, “…”
Shi Sheng harrumphed and laughed. ‘Fight with me(lz) will ya? Think all those people I(lz) killed were in vain?’
Yu Jiu put his hand down, feeling a bit melancholic. ‘Why does my lil green plum seem to have such a poor impression of me?
Was it because I was too much of a dick?’
Yu Jiu tried his best to recall, but the memories that were once clear as day were now blurred. The only thing left was the current her.
He scratched his head and watched Shi Sheng, who had gone to stand in front of the unopened ores.
#How do I get my lil green plum to quickly like me? SOS urgent#
“Which one do you like? I’ll buy it for you.” Yu Jiu decided on pleasing Shi Sheng for now. There was just no way to get together if she was always sarcastically mocking him…
“And make me pay again?”
Yu Jiu, “…”
Thinking of that asshole move of his, Yu Jiu really wanted to turn back time.
“I can see green!” A loud shout brought the attention of everyone to where the stones were being pared.
That side was instantly surrounded by people as excited shouts travelled across the room. When it was Shen Jiayin’s turn, the crowd was practically boiling over with excitement.
While other people would have one out of three stones that showed green, all three of Shen Jiayin’s were like that. And one even turned out to be a rare Emperor Green! An Emperor Green ah!
When it came to the boy’s turn, he had nearly lost all hope. ‘What’s better than an Emperor Green?’
“Heavens, it’s another Emperor Green…and a Glass-grade one!” An excited exclamation caused the boy’s head to shoot up.
The other Emperor Green had merely been Ice-grade.
The boy’s face was filled with disbelief.