Chapter 363 : Green Plum Meets Wine 14 (1/2)

“Since it’s a door meant for humans, why can’t I use it?”

Attendant, “…” ‘Did I not check the almanac before leaving the house today? First there’s an important person I don’t recognise, now there’s a troublemaker…’

“Sir, you can enter from that side.” The attendant politely indicated the other entrance.

“Why?”

Shi Sheng felt like facepalming.

‘Is this fellow really a villain? Because he’s throwing the faces of villains everywhere right now! Look at how Yin Mo showed up! Now that’s the entrance a villain should have, okay?

What’s with asking 100,000 Whys like a scrub?! Pei!

That idiot Yu Jiu is here, better run!’

Having remembered this, Shi Sheng descended the stairs.

Seeing that Shi Sheng had run off, Yu Jiu couldn’t bother with playing 100,000 Whys with the attendant anymore, as he ran off to chase her.

Attendant, “…” ‘Does this kid have a mental problem? He was so good-looking too… How come he’s a retard?’

Shi Sheng was very fast, but Yu Jiu wasn’t slow either; he soon managed to block her way.

“Xiaoxia-meimei, am I so scary that you must run the moment you see me?” Yu Jiu’s breathing hadn’t even been disrupted. His gaze was just a bit dangerous.

“I’m afraid that I won’t be able to stop myself from hitting you.” Shi Sheng was very truthful.

Yu Jiu’s dimples showed. “Your punches are kisses, and your insults are my sweet nothings. Although the way you show your love is a bit hard to understand, I’ll do my best to bear with it.”

‘Bear with it your grandpa!’

Shi Sheng, “…” ‘Yep, really wanna hit him.’

Shi Sheng’s hands were itching, so she dragged him into the flower bushes lining the side of the path and began to pummel him.

Meanwhile, the passers-by could only see the bush shaking about, as well as the occasional glimpse of human figures.

Passers-by, “…” ‘People nowadays really don’t have any shame! Although it’s night time, doing this in the middle of a busy road is simply improper!’

……

Shi Sheng had been planning on leaving after giving Yu Jiu a beating, but that damned System just had to show up and issue another chain quest. As a result, Yu Jiu suffered another beating.

When they returned to the event, he ran off somewhere to get changed into something much more appropriate.

“Xiaoxia-meimei, aren’t I the handsomest guy here?” Yu Jiu raised his brows suggestively.

‘Sure. Like a fucking cricket[1]!’

Shi Sheng put another three paces between them, a contemptuous expression on her face. ‘My Feng Ci wouldn’t be this retarded! Definitely not!’

There were a lot of young people present, so it was a much livelier gathering than those with only adults.

The older generation brought their children around to associate with other people.

As for those kids who didn’t know where their meal ticket had gone to (i.e. Shi Sheng), they could only stand to the side and watch.

Yu Jiu appeared to have pretty much no sense of presence, since no one came up to speak to him.

‘I mean, look at Wen Jingxuan for example! See how many people are surrounding him?

Yu Jiu, aren’t you the villain? Why is your presence so thin???

Villains should be the centre of attention at gatherings, right? That’s how novels should go!

The hell are you being so lowkey for?’

“Mr Yu.”

Right as Shi Sheng was daydreaming, a blonde-haired foreigner came over, carrying a glass of red wine as he called out in broken Chinese.