Chapter 269 : You Rock, Highgod! 19 (2/2)

Left with no other choice, her followers could only go off to play on their own.

They were pretty much invincible against mortals anyway.

Devil beasts seemed to have an innate enmity against any sort of two-legged creature. They eventually ended up locking up all the city’s inhabitants…for the sake of having a stored food reserve.

Shi Sheng speechlessly watched this happen. ‘Stored food reserve…you guys don’t even eat humans! What stored food?!’

Yep, these weirdos didn’t eat humans. Their reason was something along the lines of there being more chance of a heart demon appearing.

‘Heart demon my ass! You guys wish to conquer the world yet you worry about getting a heart demon? Really…what a bunch of idiots! If you wanna accomplish something big, you gotta not care about dying!

Serves these dumb beasts right that they never managed to conquer the world, even though they’ve been wanting to do so since the Desolate Era…’

……

Shi Sheng wandered about in many places with her group of devil beast followers. Before she knew it, her followers had already conquered most of the Mortal Realm.

Yet the human race directed all of their hatred towards her.

Shi Sheng could swear that she really hadn’t done anything. All she had done was to sit and eat melon seeds as she watched her devil beast fans fight.

After they were done fighting, this group of simpletons would always run back to her excitedly, looking for praise.

As a result, she was remembered by the human race and granted the ‘honour’ of taking the top spot on their collective blacklist.

Shi Sheng wished to express her thoughts right now, ‘This really isn’t my(bbb) fault! Why are you guys so unreasonable? The ones who attacked you are clearly that group of animals over there! Why am I(bbb) the only one getting the blame?!’

“Boss, Boss, look! These little white-faces look pretty good. Why don’t you keep them to warm your bed?” Several devil beasts who had assumed human form presented several actual human men to Shi Sheng.

Shi Sheng was currently sitting without a care for her image. Her eyes had been half-closed, but they opened and calmly swept over the humanoid devil beasts.

For the sake of being able to better distinguish them, Shi Sheng gave the devil beasts names. From tallest to shortest, it went Yi, Er, San, Si, Wu, Liu[1].

The one who had spoken just now was Yi-Yi.

Yes, they had repeated-syllable names. Cute, wasn’t it?

You can imagine how amazing the scene of a bunch of burly men with such cutesy names was…

“Witch, we’ll never submit to you! Even if you have our bodies, you’ll never have our hearts!!!”

“Witch, don’t think we’re afraid of you! Let us go and we’ll fight fair and square one-on-one!”

Shi Sheng pointed at the man who wanted to fight her. “San-San, drag him out and give him a proper beating.”

“Ah? But this little white-face is the best looker.” San-San scratched his head. ‘Don’t humans all like pretty faces? Those other humans say this one looks the best, so how come Boss is telling us to beat him up?’

“You can avoid his face.” Shi Sheng gave a slight smile.

San-San appeared to have been enlightened. “Oh, yes! We can just avoid the face!”

He grabbed the man and began dragging him outside.

“Witch, let me go if you’ve got the balls!”

Shi Sheng propped up her chin, lips raising slightly as she spoke in a light tone, “I don’t have balls.”

“Witch! You’ll die a terrible death! You bitch! Vile—”

“Fuck! Dare to insult our Boss?! Fuck avoiding the face, just beat him up! We’ll find new little white-faces for Boss!”

Shi Sheng, “…” ‘I don’t really want little white-faces… Also, that’s not how you use the term!!!’

[1] This is the pinyin for numbers in Chinese. I didn’t want to translate it, because as a name, it sounds so awkward to say “Three-Three” or “Threesy”

Author’s note:

[Update]

This is to thank the little angels who’ve donated~

Little Fairy: Are there any votes today?

Little Angel(s): Yes!

Little Fairy: Then have you given them to me?

Little Angel(s): No. Want kisses.

Little Fairy: …Come on! Mutual destruction! *draws sword*

System: You have lost your little angels for good.

Little Fairy: …I choose death.