Chapter 267 : You Rock, Highgod! 17 (2/2)
Cang Lan was wearing robes as white as snow when he descended from the sky and domineeringly rescued Yue Yao (who looked like she’d been fished out of a latrine) from the jaws of the devil beasts and carried her off to where the rest of the immortals were camped.
The devil beasts who’d had their new ‘toy’ snatched away immediately began yelping, “Ow ow ow, Boss, a little white-face from the sky carried off our new toy!”
“Boss, that little white-face was too powerful; we didn’t dare to snatch her back! Boss, you’re super awesome so you should go!”
Shi Sheng, “…”
‘My mistake, I forgot about that amnesiac ML…
*flips table* Can we PLEASE get rid of this cheat that stops the FL from dying every time?! I’m(bbb) unhappy! System, gimme an OP cheat too! Lemme go on a rampage and kill the FL!’
[……] ‘HA HA. YOU’VE ALREADY DESTROYED AN ENTIRE REALM WITHOUT CHEATS—AREN’T YOU GOING TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE IF I DO GIVE YOU SOME? I(BXT) REFUSE!
Shi Sheng’s gaze swept over to Dong Jing who was currently massacring everyone in sight, regardless of their race. Her eyes swivelled in her head as she pondered over something.
Having made a decision, she swiftly flew over to Dong Jing and kicked aside the immortal that was ‘fighting’ him, causing Dong Jing to stop his massacre and look at her.
He was still wearing his mask. The eyes under the mask were calm and collected; he still hadn’t turned bloodthirsty from his killing.
“Hi villain-sama, wanna party up to reap some kills?”
Dong Jing, “…” ‘Although the phrasing’s a bit weird, I can get the gist of what she’s trying to say.’
“Reason?” ‘I previously suspected that she was in The Great Desert before because she was no longer welcome in the Heavenly Realm— and from the looks of it, I was right!’
“…” ‘Reason? What reason should I give…’
“…Don’t like the look of them.”
‘This coutns as a reason, right? Plus, it’s true that I’ve never liked how they look… Every day, every single one of them wears nothing but white and they always look like they’re suffering from facial paralysis… Facial paralysis does not equate to a cool poker face, okay?! Don’t try to show off if you don’t know how!’
“Fine.”
“You kill those two over there,” Shi Sheng’s finger pointed towards the leads, “I’ll take care of the rest.”
[……] ‘HOST IS INSTIGATING THE VILLAINS TO KILL PEOPLE AGAIN… *SIGH*’
#What can I do to make my Host quietly complete a mission for once? SOS this is quite urgent!#
“I don’t kill women,” Dong Jing abruptly refused.
Shi Sheng, “…”
‘Dafuq? So what if she’s a woman? Does that not make her a person? Women can be much scarier than men when they turn fierce, yet you say you won’t kill them?! Do you know how many men have died at the hands of women?! Don’t underestimate women, you idiot!’
“Forget it. Go attack on your own then,” Shi Sheng waved her hand, having suddenly lost interest.
Dong Jing, “…” ‘Women are so fickle! She was the one who made the suggestion, and now she changes her mind?’
Dong Jing ignored the ‘fickle’ Shi Sheng and continued massacring the immortals.
Shi Sheng folded her arms and retreated out of the battlefield, letting Dong Jing take the main stage. ‘If villain-sama manages to conquer the three realms all on his own, he’ll become a legend! A model for all aspiring villains in the future!’
Shi Sheng allowed her thoughts to roam freely till she started thinking about Feng Ci.
‘So is Feng Ci not in this world? Why isn’t Dong Jing…
System said Feng Ci would appear in my missions, but not in EVERY mission. So…I guess he isn’t here this time, huh?
Tsk tsk, this little devil sure knows how to play around, making me(bbb) search through entire worlds for him!
Gotta give him a good beating first the next time I see him!’
[Host, are you still doing the Side Quest?] System spoke to remind Shi Sheng. ‘IF YOU DON’T STOP HIM NOW, DONG JING’S GOING TO FINISH HIS MASSACRE…’