4 I look like a pig? (2/2)
In the face of the first job at your fingertips, the mood did not come from the nervous Xiao Zhenggang to hang up the phone, the phone was automatically connected. Xiaoqi was almost slammed into the toilet.
Pushing the door into the public restroom, Xiao Zhengyi sat on the toilet lid, and opened his mouth and said: ”Four eyes, what kind of hands and feet did you fuck in my mobile phone? Hurry and delete, otherwise you don't want to mix on the earth! ”
”Boss. I am embarrassed!” There was a four-eyed grievance from the opposite side, and he argued. ”It's a monkey brother who told me to do this. I said I was afraid of losing contact with the boss.”
”Let them answer the phone.” Xiao Zheng ordered a cigarette impatiently, and his expression changed suddenly, as if he had changed someone.
”Brother. What are you doing? I want to die you!” said the monkey with excitement.
”Go and go.” Xiao Zheng was too disgusted. ”looking for me?”
”This thing has to be a cannon and explain to you!”
After a messy noise on the other side of the phone, a screaming bass said: ”Boss. Tina sister has been crazy recently. There is work, and once she is free, she will take us out every day. Ma handsome is scored by her. The hospital. The doctor said that three ribs were broken, at least for a month in the hospital.” It is a fluent German.
Xiao Zheng's colloquial transformation is like a stream, and he asks in a neat German: ”Can you not hide?”
The cannon is notoriously thick and thick, and it is hard to beat. The most perverted glorious deed is the tearing of a black bear weighing 300 pounds. Even this fierce man ran to bitter water, it seems that Tina is really red-eyed.
”We have a few old nests. She knows better than anyone else. Where can I hide?” The rough and low voice of the cannon came. ”Boss. You have to come back and drop Tina's sister. Otherwise, you have to make a living.”
”Not at all.” Xiao Zheng said a headache. ”She is awkward, but she still has a sense of proportion. When the time is ripe, I will talk to her.”
”Thank you, boss, yes, how is your boss looking for your job? If you can't come back, you can come back. As far as your ability is concerned, the US president can do it. As for the overseas Chinese, go back to China to find a job?”
”You know a fart.” Xiao Zheng frowned. ”Huaxia is my root. I have not washed my hands. Of course I have to come back. Besides, I have found a promising job. I believe I can make up for all my shortcomings in the past 25 years.”
”Brother, what work is so cattle!?” the monkey screamed and asked.
”Security.” Xiao Zheng took pride in the road.
This is the first serious work in Xiao Zheng's life. I feel proud when I think about it.
”Hey!?” The monkey was excited, and even the northeast cavity was smashed out. ”Brother, my brother! You ran back to the land of the motherland, is it a broken security? Are you still my brother?”
”Maybe it is the security guard for the chairman of the Huaxia country.” The cannon comforted the desperate monkey and also comforted himself.
”I know!” The monkey snapped a finger and was excited. ”Brother, are you going to re-enter the rivers and lakes? In fact, you are a security guard to hide your eyes and ears, close to a big man? It's beautiful! It's my brother!”
”What do you want?” Xiao Zheng said lightly. ”It's the normal security of a company. It's not as complicated as you think.”
”No! I don't believe it!”
”My faith has passed!”
”My spiritual pillar has collapsed!”
There was a mourning across the phone.
”Less nonsense, you have delayed me for half an hour. I am rushing to report, talk again next time.” Xiao Zheng Lin added a sentence before hanging. ”Remember to cover me, if Tina knows where I am going. I will personally find you one by one.”
At the end of the day, there is a clear sense of killing in the words. Scared to the opposite side of the phone, the battle-hardened Hans were like a hail, all over the body.