Chapter 252 (1/2)

A group of disciples from the Void Jade Palace stared at each other with wide eyes, revealing their confusion.

“Senior brother, senior sister was dragging a strange man to the grove, what were they doing?”

“Brother, do you know that fellow cultivator?”

“Sister was holding someone’s hand, and she looks a bit eager. Why my heart hurts a bit?”

At this point, Hao Tianhua was very confused. Could he say that he didn’t understand his senior sister’s actions, either?

It felt a little strange. But somehow, it felt as if something was leaving him.

He looked away. The two figures had disappeared before his eyes, which made him think of something.

“What are you all thinking? Your senior sister has met her deceased friend and just has something to say. All of you cheer up and pay attention to your surroundings. The number of demons on the Jade Mountain has grown, and you might be in danger, so be careful.” That was all that could be said now. He didn’t know what else to say.

The dense grove was quiet and silent. The birds occasionally chirped as if they were expecting something.

Lin Fan was nervous. He had never experienced this before. Someone else’s initiative made him a little overwhelmed for a moment. It was too aggressive, and his little heart was pounding.

“That humble request you once said. Now that you’re alive, I’ll satisfy you, come on.” Cheng Lingsu pretended to be calm, but her heart was beating faster than anyone else. Her snow-white face, slightly red, her long eyelashes quivering as if she had made a big decision.

Lin Fan did not move. He looked at her size and placed his hands at a distance, not knowing how to place them. He kept warning himself that he was not such a person, but everything was unnecessary. Those words were just jokes. So, he thought it was better to be clear with her.

“You’ve got to have a C to D here.”

When he said that, he wanted to slap his face in anger. Crazy! What was in your mind? Why do you say these things when it came to your mouth? Don’t you have any principles left? You’re not like that.

“What?” Cheng Lingsu was confused and didn’t understand what Lin Fan talked about because she had never heard it before.

“It’s nothing.” Lin Fan wouldn’t tell her these things because he really wasn’t like that. He once started a poll on the internet when he hadn’t crossed over yet.

The conclusion drawn was…

C cups are the most attractive to men.

Too small wasn’t sexy enough; too big would be incongruous and intimidating.

Lin Fan’s gaze was as penetrating as if it were sci-fi data. If it were sci-fi data, there were all sorts of data floating in his eyes right now.

The five gold standards of perfection.

Shape, position, groove, movement, and feel.

The perfect shape was a hemispherical teardrop like the ‘Venus of Milo.’ Usually with a shaft height of 5cm, almost 90 degrees to the chest wall. About one half of the diameter of the base.

At the same time, the midclavicular depression follows the two heads, connecting at three points in an isosceles triangle.

The most critical thing was to have a groove. Without a groove, you were just a fart.

There was also a degree of fullness, with movement to produce rhythmic motion. Standing or lying down when the three-dimensional shape of the beauty was shown like a ‘teardrop.’

The last thing you need to do was to feel it yourself.

It was like lamb’s fat to the touch. It was gentle and smooth. High tension, good elasticity, moderate hardness, and softness. Glossy, upright, symmetrical, pliable, and moderate size.

“Are you okay?”

Cheng Lingsu was willing to let Lin Fan take it lightly. She had summoned up a lot of courage, but now that Lin Fan was slow to take action, her heart could hardly bear such a circumstance.

Lin Fan sighed in his heart. What a good girl, she mustn’t scourge others, or else she would surely be struck by lightning. He then slowly said, “Both hands or one hand? Can I do both hands?”

Snap!

Lin Fan really wanted to smack himself in anger.

Bastard.

Did you have any idea what you were talking about? Obviously, you didn’t mean to say that. Instead, what you wanted to say was, ‘You don’t have to do that. You’re a girl; I can’t tarnish your innocence.’

But…

He even made a request.

Two hands?

One hand?

You could simply cut off your hands if you thought that way.

Cheng Lingsu blushed and stumbled over her words. “You… you can have both hands or one hand. Whatever you want.”

For a moment.

He was a little enthralled as to why the girl was so indulgent of his actions.

Lin Fan was quite helpless. He should have gone forward and touched the girl’s head and told her, ‘No, I’m not that kind of person. What I once said to you was just my provocative words, you know what I meant. Do you think I would do such a thing?’

Also, I might not be able to give you happiness.

How could you ever let me take advantage of you like that?

“Can you keep it out of your clothes?”

Snap!

The words just fell out.

Lin Fan just wanted to smack his mouth in anger. Damn… he actually said it. Weren’t you ashamed? ‘I, Lin Fan, am an existence that would become the strongest person, how could I have such dirty thoughts?’

There was still an inch to go.

It was already good to be able to touch it. Now, he even put forward such excessive demands and asking for it without the clothes. Couldn’t you stop being so shameless?

Lin Fan saw that Cheng Lingsu looked stunned and chastised himself, “Don’t be nervous. I’m ashamed of what I just said, to make such an excessive request. You said that even if this is a humble request, I shouldn’t agree to it.”

He then walked towards the slope, not too far away, and sat on the grass with his back facing Cheng Lingsu. He wanted to tell her to go away. This humble request was actually quite excessive, so don’t take it to heart.

But the words were on his lips…

“I’m just sitting here, and you know my humble request is a bit much. So if you want to leave, go ahead, but if you agree, I like the idea of you sitting in my arms with your back to my chest. Let my heartbeat trigger you, and let me feel your heartbeat while I touch your breast and look at the beautiful view from afar.”

A beautiful view of shit.