Chapter 194 (1/2)

Inadvertently Invincible Chapter 194 Entering Immortal Level

Lin Fan didn’t know that his words would cause such a big misunderstanding.

If he tried to explain that it was just a misunderstanding and not what he intended, he doubted that those people would believe him.

……..

Heavenly Treasure Pavilion.

It’s a beautiful place, which located outside the boundaries of the Human Immortal Sect and the Demon Sect.

Perhaps it’s to make the transaction more convenient.

The Heavenly Treasure Pavilion, located at the intersection of barren land, thousands of miles of yellow sand, filled the sky together with the sandstorm. If you were there, even your parents couldn’t find you.

Lin Fan used his talent and flew for hundreds of miles.

He didn’t have wings, so he opened his arms and gently fluttered them, proving that although he didn’t have wings, he can still fly with his arms.

And the speed was incredibly fast.

Just then.

There was a vision.

“Hmm!”

“Ah!”

“Help!”

“Don’t do that, someone, please help me!”

Lin Fan almost stopped flying when he heard the voice; he even wanted to show his admiration.

Whoever voice was that. It was so damn slutty.

If it wasn’t for the unpredictable state of mind like the Red Pink Skull, it would be hard for him to resist.

Usually, when he encountered this kind of thing, he would pull out a knife and help as much as he can. ‘My name is Lin Fan; I am willing to give up my life to save you.’

It’s just that…

Lin Fan stopped and frowned in his thoughts.

Nowadays, in the wilderness, there was such a slutty voice coming from afar.

There must be a problem.

A big problem.

This kind of scenario happened from time to time in the Journey to the West.

[scenario]Monk Tang: Disciple, your teacher is hungry.

Monkey: Master wait a minute, I’m going to go to get alms now. (Useless master, he never teaches anything, always asking me to go get alms.)

Then in the wilderness, in the middle of nowhere, a graceful peasant girl came with a basket.

Peasant girl: Master, please have a meal.

Monk Tang: Thank you.

Then it’s over. The goblin who disguised itself as a girl was captured.

[end of the scenario]So, these tricks wouldn’t work for Lin Fan. Let’s just say if you meet someone as experienced as him, then you’re using these tricks on the wrong person.

……..

In the woods.

A weak-looking woman that seemed to be possessed by a drama queen was trying to cover her body, tenderly and helplessly. There were tears in her eyes, and her back leaned against a tree root.

“Help me.”

“Someone help me.”

She was shouting for half a day; her voice sounded a bit ragged.

Two big men were standing in front of her helplessly, “Is that your loudest scream? You can even hear the sound of ghosts if you shout like that. What about you help our brothers to cool down first, we’ve been staring for so long, it’s all congested and hard.”

“Fuck off! You guys smell so bad; even others can smell it.” The woman scolded.

One of the big men said, “If the one who comes is a master, what will we do? If we run away, we are going to get killed. Your little idea is going to cost us both of our lives.”

“What are you afraid of? I’m going to keep shouting, and you will pretend like you’re going to hurt me. Don’t be useless. I want to eat people; if I can’t get anyone, I will eat you instead.” The woman looked fierce.

Then her expression changed; she started acting weak again.

“Help.”

“Help. Don’t do this.”

The two big men looked at the woman as if she mentally retreated. Crazy, she wouldn’t even let them be near her, both of them were just walking on the spot, pretending to pounce her with their teeth and claws.

It looks too fake.

If you wanted to pretend, at least let us jump on you, rip your clothes off, and laugh. Then, it’s going to be more realistic.

…….

Suddenly.

There was a voice coming through.

“In broad daylight and clear sky, there are still people who try to abuse others. I’d like to see who you really are.”

Lin Fan landed from the sky, on a branch not far away.

The woman was overjoyed, and her shouting voice became even more feminine, taking her delicate weakness to the extreme.

“Help, help.”

The two big men carried a nine-ringed sword glared at Lin Fan fiercely, “Kid, are you trying to ruin our day?”

“No, I don’t. Please continue. I’ve walked the world for so long, but I’ve never seen how fierce the battlefield is. Don’t worry; I’ll look out for you, absolutely I won’t let anyone bother you.” Lin Fan said.

The two big men looked at each other in confusion.

They didn’t understand what Lin Fan was talking about, but it didn’t matter. They had a script; they just had to act according to it.

“Kid, if you want to save this woman, then come here. Let’s see how many lives you have enough for us to kill.”

“Ah!”

The big man’s face was hideous, shaking the nine-ringed sword in his hand, his voice was fierce as if he was saying I’m going to use the nine-ringed sword to chop you off.

The woman watched the big man’s performance and silently admiring his acting.

Good performance.

Lin Fan ignored these three and flew straight ahead.

When the fierce big man saw Lin Fan left directly, he stood there stupidly.

‘What is this?’

The woman was also stunned for a moment, then whispered, “You stupid pig, why are you acting so vicious? You are scaring people away.”

The big man was speechless, ‘how can she blame me for this shit?’

“Is it my fault for being vicious?”

……..

Faraway.

“No.”

Lin Fan paused abruptly and frowned; those three insignificant little demons didn’t even bother to do anything.