3 To the oldest Lara (1/1)
March 24, 2006
3:45 pm
”This plane is zero draw. This plane is ridiculous. This song can prove it. It's a plane for idiots that smell bad. Null, the clouds are null. Null, Linsey has big buttocks. Null, this plane stinks of gasoline. Null, the stewardess is really very ugly. Null, Null, Null, here everything is small, the pilot's voice is similar to Homer Simpson's. This song can prove it, inside this plane also it smells bad. No...”
”Lara, that's enough now. Stop your stupid song and apologize to Linsey.”
Idiot, you'll regret having screamed at me. I get up and run to the WC. ”Never, I do not want to.”
Mom will scold you when will I call him to tell him that I have arrived, kind of nasty man. But before that, fufufu. Let's see, a toilet bowl, toilet paper, if I push all this paper in the toilet like that ... I pee before otherwise I can trap myself. ... Now, now revenge. I regain my place quietly without letting anything appear. Well yes, otherwise the trap will be discovered. Now wait and it will be fun to see the reaction of the idiot.
04h15pm
”Mr. Prescott, I'm sorry. I went to the WC and when I flushed the toilet, everything overflowed. It looks like someone has stuck whole rolls at the bottom of the bowl.”
”Fufu”
One of the men in black was fooled. The idiot gets up while I laugh. ”Clack, what did I do? Excuse me, my doll. I got angry and, and I could not control my anger. I'm sorry my angel.”
I received a slap? Why? He does not have the right. ”Waaaaa, go away. Leave me alone, I hate you. I'll tell Mom you beat me. You're mean, naughty. Leave me alone, naughty. Come mister who stinks, let's write.”
[My backpack here. I will note to not to forget this incident. Dear Diary. Today is the 24th of March 2006. It is exactly 03h50pm and the idiot just gave me lots of punches in my face when I did not do anything. I want to add that mister who will stinks can confirm my words because he did not leave me the day. My face so cute, now looks like that of a toad full of acne. I will complain to my mother who is absent and that is why he benefits and martyrises me. I specify that I am not at home but in a small plane completely rotten. Yes, I was forced to go on a trip and Mom will be all alone and delivered to herself. I hope everything will be fine for her, because mom is fragile. I hate him even more for that than for beating me. This concludes my misfortunes of the moment. For me, for you. To the oldest Lara who will read this newspaper. Venge me Lara. You'll be stronger, so venges the helpless little Lara who receives blows daily.] Humph, you'll see idiot, the great Lara will know what to do.
In the sky, it's the same everywhere. Here and elsewhere, there are not even birds to watch. Linsey told me that it was too high and that even if we fly lower, we fly too fast to see them. I'm sure she plays clever because I'm small but a woman who puts on a blue suit with brown shoes, me I do not listen to her. Having fun in 2006 is difficul, there are portable consoles but the games are so ugly that I prefer to do without. I do not even talk about the internet and its broadband that takes 40 seconds to load a simple web page. Ahhh, long live the progress and when I compare my father's mobile phone that looks more like an empty shell to mobiles that I see in my head, I think it will be a long time before I enjoy my favorite games which exist only in my imagination. Oh, my eyes are closing. As much sleeping, I'm bored in this plane where I have the right to do nothing.
”Young miss, wake up, we'll land. You must fasten your seatbelt.”
? Oh it's Linsey, I thought I was at home, what a disappointment. ”Understand madam big buttocks. Say, are you in love of the idiot?”
”Young Miss, what are you saying? Of course not, I would not allow myself to have views on Mister.”
What a hypocrite. I must do not talk too loud because this girl may be useful. If she can get rid of Mom's idiot, we'll be happy both of us. ”When you look at it, it shows, you are not at all discreet. You should also fasten your belt. Before that, help me to tie up mister who stinks.”
When we leave the plane, there are plenty of people in skirts and business suits in front of us and all are ready to clean the shoes of the idiot. I do not know what job he does but he has a lot of fans. Maybe he is a pastor or something and these people are asking for a blessing? No, pastors do not hit children.
”Hello little miss, you are really very beautiful. My name is Sandy, I work for your dad, what's your name.”
Pretty blonde? I do not like him. Only Mom and I have the right to be pretty and blond. ”I am Lara. Dad already talked about you with male friends. He said, Sandy is very beautiful, but it is unfortunate that she is an intellectual quotient as developed as that of an oyster. I did not understand what he meant but it's true that you are very pretty.”