Chapter 824: The Unthinkable (2/2)

The two tigers sat down and began chanting.

“You two must be trying to drown me, right?! I didn’t have an affair with a widow or anything, so why?! Okay, fine, fine, I’ve thought about it before but that’s all it was, I never did it!” Ningshuai panicked.

The tigers kept on chanting.

“Buddhists like you can’t kill! That’s a violation of your creed!” Ningshuai continued.

The tigers finally finished. One of them said: “Kill? That’s only when talking about good people. We’ll be throwing you into the ocean so that the water can purify your evil nature. You can leave this world early and enter the reincarnation cycle then become a good person in the next life.”

“Fuck, what kind of logic is that?! You can’t do this to me! If I die today, I’ll be the evilest man in the next life, I’ll eat all the tigers I see! Damn you!”

The tigers exchanged glances then picked up the cage, ready to toss it into the ocean. One of them added: “We chanted the crossing scripture for you earlier so you’ll definitely be a good person in the next life. We aren’t giving up on you, don’t give up on yourself.”

“Ugh…” Ningshuai nearly vomited blood from anger.

Meanwhile, Feng Feiyun and the turtle were having a great time laughing. This thief probably never tasted this bitterness before.

Of course, Feiyun still came out to stop the tigers before they actually threw Ningshuai in there.

They bowed towards Feiyun.

“Hu Zhi greets you, Venerable Fo Canzi.”

“Hu Hui greets you, Venerable Fo Canzi.”

“Feng Feiyun, you’re finally here. I miss you so much!” Ningshuai cried out with tears.

Feiyun was creeped out by the warm reception. It’s a good thing he’s in the cage or he might hug me.

“What’s going on?” Feiyun asked.

“I’m innocent, innocent!” Ningshuai asserted.

“Benefactor Bi has run amok in our kingdom, destroying three shrines and stealing everything from there. Worst of all, Lady Lu was pregnant for five years and eight months, finally giving birth to a female baby…”

“What did he do to the baby?” Feiyun’s expression darkened.

“The baby is fine but he took advantage of Lady Lu during her weakened state. He snuck into her cave and…”

“What?!” Feiyun was shocked and gritted his teeth: “Bi Ningshuai! How could you do something so despicable and immoral!”

The turtle shook its head as if it was disappointed in Bi Ningshuai. It pointed its white hand at Ningshuai: “Sigh, I can’t back you up anymore, sigh…”

“You two don’t know shit! This Lady Lu of theirs is only a 2,000-year crimson deer…”

“Fuck! And here I thought that Feng Feiyun is the most perverted but your taste is even broader than his, not sparing a mother deer, even taking advantage of her post-labor to do something so unspeakable. This is maddening!” The turtle scowled with hatred.

“Shut up! I only stole three bottles of milk. The milk of a beast king is extremely precious and comparable to the top spirit medicine.”

“Oh, that’s what it is?” Feiyun and the turtle looked at each other.

“What else can it be?!” Ningshuai felt indignant.

“That’s what he did, three whole bottles. When we found him, he was still sucking Lady Lu’s nipple. The poor lady, a life of achievements only to suffer something like this. Plus, what is the junior sister going to do now? What is she going to drink?”

Feiyun and Yao Ji were speechless with sweat on their forehead. This thief was something else, going as far as stealing breast milk.

In the end, Feiyun took care of it and forced Ningshuai to give up the milk.

The two tigers gave Feiyun face and didn’t pursue this issue.

1. One of the punishments for adultery = put in a cage then drown them