3 Restoration and Upgrade (1/2)
New, vaster streams of energy spread within Konrad's body and intertwined below his navel. They clashed, swirled, and combined into a small rotating yellow tower.
Meanwhile, dark yellow misty fog grew from within his chest and shot toward his brain, spreading across his mind in seemingly disorganized movements.
Within his pants, his flaccid shaft burst with golden light, and the missing ”rocks” below began reforming at breakneck speed. In less than five seconds, a new sac of firm large dual balls had grown right where they belonged, and Konrad's shaft rose to attention.
As if possessed with a mind of its own, it trembled and shook while pulsating with boundless golden energy. Its light rose and spread across Konrad's entire form, coating him in a radiant, golden glow. It was announcing its return!
Konrad stood up, his pants torn by his elongated shaft which now stood proud within the world at massive girth.
”I have returned!”
”The almighty Konrad, woe of all useless husbands and heaven of all yearning wives has returned!”
He balled up his fist and raised it toward the starry sky with determination and proclaimed.
”To all the beauties of this world, I announce that your conquest now begins!”
But as he basked in excitement, the system's voice echoed.
”Alright, alright, let's not get ahead of ourselves.”
”Taking all the beauties of this world? Did you consider your own weight?”
”How many of those ”useless husbands” can squash you with one finger?”
”Really think that because you possess a powerful dick, you're unapparelled in the world? Get back to reality, yo! Otherwise, you might not keep your balls for another week.”
And all of Konrad's excitement died in a heartbeat.
His forehead creased with veins popping up and threatening to explode while his clenched fists trembled from indignation.
”I'm sick of your bullshit!”
”Couldn't you even let me enjoy this memorable moment?”
”Who the hell designed your bitch ass?”
”If you have the nerves, come out of my head and fight me you fucking cunt!”
Konrad spat while throwing his fists at an invisible opponent. But the complacent system only struck harder.
”I was designed by a god! A true, unparalleled background!”
”If you have the nerves, come inside your head and fight me, dotard!”
”See how I beat you black and blue!”
”By the way, you love fucking cunts! What does that mean? Hehe…”
And the fight escalated, with Konrad and the system spouting as many curses as they could think of.
”How does it feel to only be able to watch and not touch?”
”I don't feel, you harebrained dumbass!”
Konrad staggered and fell on his butt, finally defeated.
”By the way, why is your normal personality so different from when you were with that gal?”
”Oh, that was one of my ”I wanna get in her pants” profiles.”
For an instant, the system remained silent.
”You have profiles for those?”
Satisfied by the system's reaction, Konrad puffed out his chest with complacent glee.
”Naturally! You have to know that girls of certain mindsets are more likely to fall for certain profiles. In my past life, I mastered the art of profile making at the tender age of fifteen!”
”As long I can get enough intel, there is no girl I cannot screw!”
”…if you say so. Let's get back to business. Enter the system and let me show you your gains.”
Regaining his focus, Konrad closed his eyes, and a purple screen appeared within his mind. On display was a case in which he could see his name, face, and attributes.
Right below his face was his rank and exp levels.
”Name: Konrad
Rank: Harem Seeker
Cultivation level: tenth step Initiate Priest<>first step Adept Knight
Race: Half-Incubus
Physique: Mortal
Acquired Abilities: Body Regeneration<>Ecstasy Fingers
Bloodline Abilities: Female Dream Theft<>Transformation Skill<>Arousal Aura
Exp: 15”
”Wait, what? Exp 15? How is that possible? You're telling me that Jasmine was only worth fifteen exp?”
Konrad questioned with indignation evident within his tone.
”Well, although she definitely had top-notch looks, she was, after all, a mortal girl with no cultivation whatsoever. Mortal girls give 1 to 10 exp depending on looks and other factors. Add to that a bonus of 5 exp for cherry popping and the count is right.”