37 Disappearance of 62% of all life on the planet. No more planet. (1/2)
It's been about 10 weeks since we got here, I'm absolutely sick of this place. But yesterday it got even worse, 80% of the Guards for the Capital, Which we moved to after a lot of the people In the first town we went to started disappearing. the 1st week after the first disappearance, Everyone went just batshit off the wall insane, we even had streakers, A guy setting people on fire, and succubi decided to come out of hiding, and after one of them tried to seduce me, let's just say there are no more succubi.
in the capital, we have the same shit but worse all the remaining guards are corrupt, we still have a bunch of assholes asking us to sign shit spouting nonsense about a goddess named Aqua, lots of nobles whos clans I have to annihilate due to some next level Xianxia novel shit.
what really took the cake was a really annoying kid hitting people saying ”I am the falcon.” and then running away with his arms spread out. (A/N that's actually something I did in kindergarten that one of the bullies made me do in order to get my lunch back. long story short they ate my lunch and I got in trouble, Not them.”)
The next day the kid disappeared, and someone else was doing the same damn thing! I'm getting ready to lose it. Rem calms me down slightly. But then a bunch of guards, who clearly are just a bunch of assholes trying to shake us down, Try to arrest us for no god damn reason. That was the last straw. I am done with this planet.
I get a telepathic message as I'm about to waste this place with Rem, and it goes as follows,
”God Emperor of Violent winds and rain, Thank you for your patience, I see in your omniscience You noticed that we have removed the last of the beings with sufficient good karma to be removed from reincarnation and be placed on a world that is more civilized. we appreciate you waiting. Go ahead.”
I smile and return the message with my acting skill along with my Intermediate Psychic power.
I take a shot in the dark with his title, and Hope they go by High-God.
”Thank you for the good work, High-god, tell us your name.”
He responds ”It is High-God Omi sire, I appreciate the appreciation, We live to serve the God emperors and Empresses.”
I chuckle as I realize I actually got it right, Rem looks flabbergasted at me, Apparently, she's in the group chat. I say ”We must soon return to the others, I will tell them of your proper work, I'm sure one of them will come for a vacation in 100 Million years, Have fun until then. Click BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.”