25 Oops, I Forgot the Anti-Sound Field. An Idiot in the Palace. (1/2)
(William Pov)
Rem and I with our flushed faces start walking out of the room with the bed sheets in tow as to not alert Ram that her sister just had sex with a man she met 6 days ago, let alone fell in love, Signed a binding contract that Could end up killing Me and Rem. Although I don't think she would worry about me, It would be bad for her to--
”Well Shit,” I say as I see Ram and Emelia Staring at us along with Subaru giving me a Thumbs up while winking at me. Ram comes up to me pull out a knife puts it against my throat and says ”You break her heart and no one will Ever find the body.” Then she puts the knife away and walks towards the Kitchen to make Breakfast for Everyone in the mansion. Emelia puts her hands on her hips and says ”if you are going to do that at least put up an Anti-Sound field, go wash those sheets.” She then Walks in the direction of the Dining room.
Rem, Red as a tomato smiles at me and say's ”I'm going to go help Ram make Breakfast.” and then with a slight limp goes towards the kitchen. Subaru then come up to me gives me a thumbs up and says, ”good job! Please give me tips for E--” I then hit him and he goes flying- and he somehow ends up in the library when I clearly remember that was a bathroom 3 days ago. I hear him say, ”Beako, please! it wasn't my fault!” ”It's Beatrice for the last time, Get out, You Neanderthal! I don't need you here, I suppose!” The door shuts instantly after he flies out and a mere half second later he slams into a door on the other side and it's the library again.
Confused, and not wanting to get caught in the crossfire I run with the sheets towards the side-courtyard where I can use my Cleaning magic.
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5 days later I end up In the dining hall With Emelia, Rem, and Ram. Emelia Asks me and Rem to accompany Her to a 'discussion' at the capital as a bodyguard and Rem as an assistant. I see, Out the window that Subaru Is snooping around and this is after he was clearly told that not to mess around. I see a Cat woman In a blue dress start sniffing around him and A well-dressed Man in his 60s and I turn towards Emelia and ask ”what is Subaru doing?”
An hour later Subaru somehow convinces Emelia to bring him with her to the capital along with us as a way to talk to an Appa Stall Vendor, The Gorilla Man, and the half-pint from the loot-house. Now Known as old man Rom and Felt, now that I have time to give a shit without getting my gut opened up by a crazy lady.
Over the two day journey, somehow ends up getting himself dragged behind the cart, and honestly, I give no shits, He's probably going to screw something up when we get to the capital or while we are at the capital.
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Capital, In front of the guardhouse, after a lengthy ”date” That I was chaperoning (it seems)
We are Greeted by A nice Purple-Haired Knight in white formal clothing He formally kisses the hand of Emelia as per noble etiquette and Somehow that turns Subaru into an absolute moron who immediately hates him. Emelia and I go inside to get our Certification for the entrance to the castle later, and when we tell him to wait outside, He seems to cooperate.
When we leave the guardhouse He is nowhere to be seen. We hear a loud smash from a nearby alleyway and we meet a man In a tan coat, a green tunic that only covers a small part of his chest showing off his large muscles he is also wearing a Silver helmet with a red fur adornment attached to the back, I can't see his face through the helmet though. He looks rather strong, but I couldn't be bothered to analyze him. we then meet the Woman he was looking for who somehow doesn't know that fruits have skins before they are peeled. Seriously?
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