20 Roswaal manor. 2 Breakaru. (1/1)
After we both get fitted for our Butler Outfits, Subaru and I are brought to the kitchen. He lasted one day before he lost his shit, He literally started spinning the knife, cutting the potatoes like crazy, not realizing we're not making these into french fries so he doesn't need to cut them so much. Babbling on about How He's great and how much Emelia means to him. I Look at Rem and ask ”what's wrong with him?” Ram says, ”he's just gone bonkers I say.” Rem Continues where she left off, with a slightly red face, ”He's gone insane I must say.” Going along with it I Grin, ”He's Lost the keys to his mind I agree.” Subaru then Shouts ”NOT YOU TOO!! E Tu Brute?”
He continues the day Making mistake after mistake, and making less and less sense. While Dusting a vase that has yet to be destroyed by Subaru, Rem says Come with me, leading me to Emelia's room where I see Subaru sleeping in Emelia's lap with tears in his eyes which contain dark circles under them Then, Rem says with as neutral a face as possible in this situation. ”It appears Subaru will not be working the rest of today.” Emelia replies, ”Yes it seems he's done for today.” Rem continues, He looks like a child from this point of view.” Seeing they are having a moment I go back to the kitchen and start helping Ram Make dinner.
The next day, He seems to be back to normal, as I walk into the kitchen and Subaru says ”I have a favor to ask,” Ram then interrupts him and says ”He wants a lap pillow again.” and then Rem follows her sisters example saying ”Yes, the scoundrel must want a lap pillow.” I continue chopping onions and say ”I'm certain I don't swing that way.” Subaru then shouts ”HEY I'm not that much of a scumbag!” and then points at me and says ”That's a majorly rude response and,”
I then interrupt him and say ”You broke 5 vases yesterday. Maybe your nickname should be 'Breakaru.'” Rem smiles and says ”Yes, Yes, Breakaru is a good name.” Ram continues and says ”Yes, yes you shall now be called. Breakaru.” I continue the jab-fest with ”This sword's name is now Breakaru, yes from now on you are Breakaru.' He then continues saying ”I want to go down to the village, Don't you have some shopping to do?” Ram says, ”we're running out of spices, so I guess we could go early, But I'm coming with you, and rem” I look at Rem and say ”maybe we can make it a double date.” Rem Blushes and says ”okay.” Ram then grabs her by the ear and pulls her aside, to which due to my High WILL stat I overhear Ram ask ”You've known William for 3 days, What's wrong with you?” Rem explains, ”He's just so handsome, and he seems very reliable.” I say, Referring to myself in the third person ”William Winds Is still in the room and can clearly hear you and likes the compliiimeeeent~ ” in a sing-song voice as I smile towards Rem. I see her head turn the reddest tomato red shade I have ever seen.