Chapter 683: Beauty Ice Dragon (1/2)
”A dragon…”
I shivered as I looked down at the Qilin Stone I was prying out with the Cyan Netherworld Sword. Yep, my sword was stuck in its butt hole, and right next to it was a piece of frozen dragon dung. Heaven knows how long this ice dragon had been hibernating at this place for its dung to be as hard as a rock. It wouldn’t even be inaccurate to assume that it had been constipating for tens of thousands of years. If someone hadn’t been poking around in its anus, it would still be sleeping peacefully.
I felt my facial muscles twitch once as I put the Qilin Stone into my bag. Heart beating like a drum, I put on a smile and said, ”Look, big brother, I’m uh… I’m just treating your constipation, that’s all. Don’t… don’t eat me, please? I haven’t taken a bath in a hundred years, and I’m not even big enough to fit the gap between your teeth, so you wouldn’t want to eat me. Seriously, don’t eat me, okay?”
Whoosh!
The ice dragon’s nostrils twitched once, and a pair of icy streams burst into the open. Its dark blue pupils grew even more murderous as it opened its mouth and let out a mighty roar!
”BOOM… BOOM…”
The roar itself was loud enough, but it was blowing directly at me. As a result, my body was freezing, my eardrums felt like they would break at any moment, and the ice dragon’s breath was out of the world. It must’ve been ages since it last gargled.
When it was done roaring, the ice dragon abruptly moved closer and acted to swallow me!
I was nervous of course, but I wasn’t a man who would resign myself to a grisly fate. You think you can eat me? Did you think the Heaven-grade weapon in my hand is for show?
Crack!
I pulled out the sword stuck in the rock and let myself fall downward. After turning around and catching myself in mid-fall again, I launched my strongest offensive skill at the ice dragon’s chin—Burning Blade Slash!
Bang bang bang!
The explosive, fiery energy hit the ice dragon’s chin squarely and left sword sword marks across its thick, scaly armor. However, not only did they fail to penetrate its Defense at all, the damage numbers that popped from the wound caused my jaw to hit the floor in disbelief—
787!
1327!
3281!
In that moment, my eyes turned as wide as goggles. ”Are you kidding me? I couldn’t penetrate your Defense at all? Just how much Defense do you have…”
Level: 185
Attack: ???
Defense: ???
HP: ???
Skills: ???
Introduction: Kris used to be the ruler of the deep sea until the continent underwent a massive transformation, and the oceanic trench that was its domain rose to surface level. Unable to find her way home, the former ruler of the deep sea had no choice but to stay in her old lair alone. Over time, her lair turned into a mountain range, and her own hibernating body turned into the Ice Dragon Ridge.
……
Oh, it’s a girl, a girl with super high Defense no less!
Barely clinging onto the slippery rocks using the recoil from Burning Blade Slash, I looked at the female dragon and shouted, ”Where are your manners, girl? Blood and murder are unbecoming of a lady!”
The ice dragon simply shot me a disdainful look and turned her head to one side. At this point, she had broken free from Ice Dragon Ridge completely and was sending countless rocks pitter-pattering against my Crimson Rock Dragon Armor. Then, she extended her sky-blotting wings without warning, stared at me with merciless eyes and opened her bloody mouth at me. She’s trying to hit me with a dragon breath!
”FUCK MY LIFE!”
This was no joke. I had no doubt in my mind I would turn into an ice sculpture and become part of the scenery if I got hit!
I hurriedly let go of the iron sword, gripped the Cyan Netherworld Sword tightly and ran down the cliff. That’s correct, somehow, someway I was running down a 90-degree vertical cliff to escape the ice dragon’s breath. A human’s potential was truly terrifying when survival instincts kicked in. Right now, I was the mirror image of those godly martial artists who could scale the walls with Qinggong!
Boom!
The ice dragon’s breath struck the pillar I was hanging on earlier and snapped it like a twig. A terrible rumble later, that entire section of the mountain started crumbling into pieces and falling down the mountainside. Motherfucker, I just wanted to gather some Divine Dayflowers! Was this all really necessary??
Rocks fell from the sky like rain, and occasionally one or two would hit me in the back of my head and left behind burning hot pain. My HP dropped to 60% in just the blink of an eye, and even the Phantom Wolf King was yelping in pain. Although my pet was an Immortal Rank Boss, it was ultimately just a pet. Its stats and domain powers were completely incomparable to the ice dragon as a matter of course. Players with Immortal Rank pets would literally be unbeatable otherwise.
Whoosh!
I felt a chill and looked behind me. My heart immediately jumped to my throat. The ice dragon was almost right behind me before I knew it, and it was in mid-swipe already! It wasn’t giving me the chance to react at all!
I raised my sword in front of me and used Guard!
Bang!
21092!
A terrible, rending pain spread across my entire body, and when I opened my eyes again I realized that I had been smacked into the cliffside. Not only did her attack leave a terrifying mark on the rock, I myself was stuck in my human-shaped hole and unable to get out! Who would’ve thought that the mighty Little Heavenly King would face a crisis like this one day?
It was at this moment my pet bounced off the cliff and landed onto the ice dragon’s head as quick as lightning, its sharp claws tearing off a scale. Then, it raised its paw and hit the boss in the left eye with all its might! Not only that, it accidentally triggered Claw of the Storm and left a deep mark in the dragon’s eye!
”Roar! Roar!”
In pain, the ice dragon twisted its body and wobbled like a giant ship that tethered at the edge of capsizing. Its long tail smacked against the rocks and caused the crumbling mountain to explode into pieces!