Chapter 588: Cute Little Naughty and Intercourse (1/2)
”Yiyi, look over there. The girl over there is called Cute Little Naughty, and you’re called Beautiful Little Pepper in the past, didn’t you? That is quite the similarity…” I commented with a smile.
Lin Yixin glanced at me and said, ”You’re eyeing her legs, aren’t you?”
I felt a bit embarrassed as I defended myself. ”What are you talking about? You’re way sexier than she is. I’m not interested in flatboards, you know…”
”Despicable…”
”Oh right, seeing as these people are grinding here, should we tell them about the repeatable quest?”
Lin Yixin shook her head. ”Forget it. They’re lacking in manpower and levels. It’s highly unlikely they’ll be able to complete the quest even if they want to.”
”Oh, is that so?”
I looked back at the party just in time to see a Corrosive Worm swallowing half of the elf warrior’s body. The poor guy was struggling painfully while Cute Little Naughty pulled at the worm’s tail while screaming, ”Get off our leader, you stinky worm! If you need to eat someone that badly then eat me instead…”
Beside her, the priest said, ”Naughty, try using Blind on it! It might break the skill!”
”Oh, okay!”
Cute Little Naughty let go of the worm’s tail and cut the Corrosive Worm’s head with her dagger. The stun was successful, and the worm finally let go of their leader’s head. The way his face was completely covered in slimy liquid was extremely hardcore to say the least.
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I shot them another glance and sighed. ”Fuck, what a disaster. The average level of their party can’t be higher than 127, so what drove them into fighting Level 160 ancient mobs? At their level, even Level 150 shadow-rank mobs can give them a run of their money, let alone these Corrosive Worms.”
Lin Yixin chuckled. ”Well, their fighters look pretty well-equipped,and they do have a bard and a tactician. If they use Iron Wall to drag out the fight, killing one Corrosive Worm at a time shouldn’t be impossible. Also, that assassin girl really has amazing legs, doesn’t she? You wouldn’t stare at them non-stop otherwise.”
I turned red as I hit a group of mobs with Burning Blade Slash. ”I am not. I just thought that she looks similar to Beiming Xue both in terms of age and behavior.”
”Oh? She’s that endearing, huh?” Lin Yixin dished out an Ice Flame Slash before cocking her head at me, her expression clearly etched with ridicule.
”I do what I want!”
It was at this moment we heard a buzzing noise from the sky. A gigantic venomous bee even bigger than the average Holy Giant Dragon suddenly flew toward us, and the shell at its abdomen area suddenly opened to airdrop a ton of newborn Corrosive Worms and Corpse Eaters. These terrifying monsters let out a low hiss and flooded their surroundings like tidewater the moment they hit the ground.
”Stop them!” I cried.
An angry lightning abruptly shot out of Lin Yixin’s Blade of Violet Lightning and turned into a lightning formation covering an area of 30x30 yards. It ravaged the mobs and dealt between 10k to 30k damage. It was one of the passive triggers of her weapon, and it was ridiculously powerful. She hadn’t triggered it more than ten times up till now, but every time she did, it was a skill that could one-shot most things!
”Don’t worry, these mobs are no trouble at all. Oh shit, your Sky Obsidian Greedy Wolf is about to die! Stop it from attacking for now!”
”Fuck…”
I hurriedly halted my pet’s movements while dishing out Thousand Ice Slash to aggro the mobs, saving its life. Dammit, the little wolf attacked fast, but it also caused mobs to aggro onto it too quickly. It didn’t have the HP or Defense to withstand the attacks of an ancient mob either, which was why it was in an awkward position right now.
Unfortunately, this was always the case for all melee pets. In a high-level leveling map like the Dragonbone Mountain Range, pets could be used as damage dealers, but never meatshields. It was because they didn’t have the Defense or HP to tank a high-level shadow or ancient-rank mob at all. Most of the time, the player was better off doing the tanking themselves. This was why very few players let out their pets when they grinded in such places. Of course, there were people who refused to accept reality and let out the Green Praying Mantises, Blue Praying Mantises, Wasps, and so on to help them, but they were wiped out almost as quickly as they were summoned.
The little wolf wagged its tail and let out another yelp of pain before it finally stopped. Despite being an Epic Rank boss pet, it was starting to fall down the power slope. Mn, I’m ditching this idiot as soon as I find a better pet!
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While the mobs were being killed, I took a moment to check out the other party. The bee had dropped a ton of mobs, and the party was affected by it as well. They were forced to retreat at least a hundred yards away from their original position, and they suffered a lot of damage during the process. But at least they survived.
Pop!
I looked down and was surprised to find a Corrosive Worm dropping a light blue-colored skill book. When I picked it up, my surprise grew even more—
Intercourse: Two party members attack a target at the same time, increasing its damage taken by 100%. This is a secondary stratagem that can be used together with the main stratagem. Level Requirement: 140. Reputation Requirement: 10000. Gender Requirement: Female.
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”Inter… course?” Lin Yixin seemed speechless as she stared wordlessly at the skill book. ”What the hell is this name… even for the modern world, this is a little too… out of the box …”
I hid a chuckle. ”Well, that’s a fantastic name. Anyway, you should take this since it’s female only. Let’s test out the effect after you learned it.”