Chapter 500: Wild Pheasan (1/2)

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The Lamborghini’s car horn made a sharp sound as we drove toward the market. As I stared at the crest on the front of the car and the stalls in front of me, I couldn’t help but say, “Driving something like this to the market. Just stepping on the gas probably costs as much as what these stall owners make in one day. Ah, this world is truly unjust…”

He Yi giggled and stared out the window. “You know, sometimes I envy these stall owners. They harvest their own crops and sell it here and they go home once they’re done. What simple and peaceful lives they must live…”

A thought crossed my mind and made me laugh. “Well, you can give it a shot. But in two days, you’ll be as tanned as a little girl from Africa. I bet you didn’t think of that, huh…”

He Yi smiled and smacked her fist into my shoulder. “You’re a little girl from Africa!”

I slowly brought the car to a halt. As a limited, four-seater Lamborghini, this car was really eye-catching. It attracted countless gazes the moment we came to a halt. Of course, when the three girls disembarked from the ride, they attracted even more gazes. In fact, when a bunch of middle-school kids, who obviously decided to skip school today, walked out of an internet cafe and saw them, they started talking about them in excitement.

“Woah, that car looks awesome!”

“That’s right! And the three girls that walked out of the car were all drop-dead gorgeous! Tsk, I have to say though, the one who came out of the front passenger seat was the best. But the other two who came out of the back weren’t too far off…”

“Yeah! Oh, but that driver was a little ugly though!”

I was left speechless.

……

Fucking hell, I had suddenly become their driver! And an ugly one at that! Life was really too hard on me sometimes.

He Yi giggled at me before she turned to grab my arm. “What sort of groceries should we buy?”

I thought about it for a moment and then answered her question, “Let’s get some fish, chicken, eggs, and some other meat to go with the wine that dad and third uncle are drinking. We’ll get some cold dishes while we’re at it too. We’ll be fine with just those.”

“Okay.”

All three girls were dressed rather fashionably, so all of them stood out in the market of this small town. People kept shooting glances toward them and it was clear that our group was swiftly becoming a hot topic in this market.

The fishmonger looked at me and replied, “We just fished these up from Dongda Lake. It’s wild, not farmed, so its taste is guaranteed! Mandarin fish goes for a hundred yuan a kilo, yellowhead catfish goes for forty yuan a kilo, carp goes for thirty yuan a kilo, and crucian carp goes for twenty yuan a kilo. We’re also selling prawns for forty yuan a kilo. Which ones do you want?”

He Yi gasped when she heard those prices. “Wah! The fish you’re selling is so cheap. If I buy crucian carp in Suzhou, it’ll cost me at least forty yuan a kilo!”

I laughed as I nodded my head. “You’re kidding right? If we were to send the fish here all the way to Suzhou, we’d get gauged by all the toll booths waiting for us along the two hundred kilometers of highway. It would be weird if it wasn’t that expensive!”

Murong Mingyue pouted. “These damnable toll booths. Just travelling to this town already cost us more than one hundred bucks.”

Beiming Xue smiled. “Alright, stop complaining guys! Even buying some groceries will get you talking about our country’s GDP. What am I going to do with all of you…”

I couldn’t help but chuckle as well before I pointed at the fish swimming around in the bucket and said, “Give me two kilograms of prawns. I want live ones, and give me two mandarin fish.”

“Okay!”

The fishmonger began happily weighing his fish. He soon passed me a plastic bag bulging with seafood and Murong Mingyue quickly paid for it before we left to explore the other stalls.

Not long after, we came to a butcher stall selling poultry. There was a chicken with mottled feathers flapping around in one of the big cages. It didn’t look like most ordinary chicken.

He Yi bent down and pointed at the rather “eye-catching” chicken before asking, “Boss, this doesn’t seem to be your regular chicken, right?”

The butcher was a middle-aged uncle and he was staring lustily at He Yi. He had probably never seen such a beautiful girl in his entire life. He was practically drooling at this point. “This little lady really has an eye for things. This isn’t some farm-bred chicken. My second son actually caught this out in the wild. It weighs four kilograms and we just caught it last night. How about it, do you want it?”

He Yi smiled very sweetly at the butcher before asking, “Uncle, how much a kilogram?”

The butcher raised up all ten fingers in the air before replying, “Two hundred yuan a kilo!”

“Wah, so expensive…” He Yi’s mouth dropped open in surprise as shock filled her eyes. “Two hundred yuan a kilogram is a little too rich for my blood. How about sixty yuan a kilogram, uncle?”

He Yi was bending over to look at the wild pheasant; the open collar of her uniform-like blouse revealed a breathtaking flash of snowy white. The butcher’s eyes immediately glazed over and it seemed as if his lust had overheated his brain.

I could totally understand his predicament though. I mean, who could really keep their cool when talking to a stunning and elegant beauty? He swiftly nodded his head, “Oh fine! Sixty yuan it is! You can have this chicken if you pay me two hundred and forty yuan!”

“Thanks, uncle!”

This wild pheasant was bound tightly by a hemp rope and the butcher told us that it had quite a temper, so I decided to be the one to take it out of its cage. I grabbed both its neck and feet at the same time, causing the wild pheasant to struggle against my grip. I struggled to keep my grip and sweat soon dotted my face. My reddened face and huffing gasps made the girls burst into unrestrained laughter.

We went around the market for a while, buying some beef, pork, vegetables, and the like. After that, we drove back to my place.

……

It was already 4 pm by the time we returned back home. Third uncle helped us kill the mandarin fish, which were still bouncing around vigorously. Meanwhile He Yi wore an excited expression on her face as she volunteered to help me slaughter the chicken.

I grabbed a cleaver and brought the chicken to a little forested area to the south of my house. The three girls followed along behind me and as the autumn breeze brushed our faces, I saw their lips curl up into happy smiles.

I really had no idea what they were so happy about. I mean, we just bought some groceries. Were they really that sheltered?

As I raised the cleaver in the air, I asked, “Who wants to kill this chicken?”

“Me! Me!” He Yi said as she bounced up and down.

“Have you killed one before?”

“Nope…”

I sighed helplessly. I put the pheasant on the ground and I showed He Yi the exact spot on its neck to cut. I showed her a practice swing and said, “Cut its neck at this point and jump back after that. We’ll need to wait for all the blood to spurt out before we can move on to the next step…”