Chapter 216: Pregnant My Ass (1/2)

After registering, we went to the seventh floor where the gynecology ward was.

There was a young temporary nurse standing at the front desk of the gynecology ward. She looked to be about 20 years old, and her looks were so-so.

“Good day to you both. Are you here to see the doctor?” the nurse asked.

I nodded and passed her Beiming Xue’s medical record. Then, she asked us, “What would you like to check about?”

Beiming Xue turned purple and grabbed my arm timidly. I tried to remain calm as I answered, “Accidental pregnancy…”

“Oh, I see. Please come with me!”

I tried to follow her, but the temporary nurse turned around and said, “No, I’m talking about your girlfriend, not you. She is your girlfriend, right?”

“No… I er…”

I hesitated for a moment, but in the end I steeled myself and nodded. “Mn.”

Right now, Beiming Xue was as twitchy as a frightened kitty, and she needed someone to support her. That responsibility fell on me, now. I didn’t mind losing a bit of reputation if it would give her comfort.

……

A while later, Beiming Xue returned to me with her medical record. “Boss, I’m going to take a blood test…”

“Mn.”

She clung to my arm again, and we went downstairs again to where the medical examination ward was.

Suddenly, I heard a soft cry behind me. “Lu Chen?”

Surprised, I spun around and found a beautiful girl standing at the first floor and staring at me. She was holding a stack of receipts. It was none other than Clear Perfume, also known as Sun Qingqing!

“Ah, It’s actually you? Why are you here?” Sun Qingqing looked very excited.

Embarrassed at the situation, I threw the question back at her. “Well, why are you here?”

“Oh, I came with Yiyi.”

“Lin Yixin?” I shivered. Fuck me, she’s not here to deal with accidental pregnancy as well, is she?

My stomach was positively swelling with worry when Lin Yixin showed up at this exact moment. She was clutching her left arm like she had her blood taken, and her sleeves were rolled up to her shoulders, exposing the pink flesh beneath. Her mouth fell open when she spotted me.

For a time, it was as if time itself had frozen for the both of us.

“Ahem, this is a good time as any for a confession, don’t you think?” Sun Qingqing said with a playful smile on her face.

Lin Yixin glared back and forth between me and Beiming Xue. Then, she read the receipt in my hand and exclaimed in astonishment, “Gynecology? And this checkup… Lu Chen, you!!!!”

Panicking, I tried to explain myself. “Yiyi, please don’t misunderstand, I’m not… I er… fuck, how am I going to…”

Unfortunately I was in full panic mode, and I couldn’t get a proper explanation out no matter how I tried.

I froze like a statue. Lin Yixin also froze like a statue before she stared at me with big, sorrowful eyes. “Hmph! Lu Chen, you’re a bastard! I was wrong about you!”

At this point, I felt like killing myself. I hurriedly walked up to Lin Yixin and grabbed her shoulders. “Yiyi, this really is a misunderstanding! The truth is… ah, goddammit. I’ll tell you about it later, okay? Let’s meet up during lunch.”

But Lin Yixin glared at me with red eyes before saying, “Forget it!” Then, she turned away and left me behind.

Sun Qingqing stuck a tongue at me before saying, “Oops, Yiyi got mad. Anyway, we have business at the dermatology ward. If you’re not done yet by the time we come out, we’ll come over and apologize to you!”

“Fuck!”

……

Words couldn’t describe how bewildered and speechless I was feeling as Lin Yixin vanished from my sight. Beiming Xue stared at me before letting out a giggle. “You love her a lot, don’t you, big brother?”

“Nope.”

“You at least care for her a lot, don’t you?”

“Double nope!”

“Hmph hmph. Whatever you say!”

Beiming Xue’s medical examination took about an hour or so to complete. After that, we accepted the medical report and went upstairs again.

The chief physician was an old woman about seventy years of age. She stared at the medical report for a moment before looking at me. “Is she your girlfriend?”

“Yes. Anyway, can we have the operation before lunch, doctor?” I asked urgently.

To our shock, the doctor replied with a serious expression, “What operation? Your girlfriend is perfectly fine. She isn’t pregnant at all.”

“Ah??” My mouth fell open. “But why does she feel like vomiting every day?”

“That’s because she has gastroenteritis. I can prescribe her some medicine; I used to be in gastroenterology before I transferred.”

“Fuck…”

I was stunned. Beiming Xue was also stunned. Suddenly, she opened her arms and hugged me so tight that I felt like suffocating.

“Thank god, big bro, thank god…” Tears streaked across Beiming Xue’s cheeks. “I’m not pregnant, I’m not pregnant with that bastard’s child…”

Well, one of us is happy at least. Not only did we go through all this trouble for ultimately nothing, I even got into a bad misunderstanding with Lin Yixin. Fuck my life.

……

When we were back at the corridor, I asked Beiming Xue softly, “Beiming, did you do that with that guy without protection?”

“Do what?”

“What else? I’m talking about…”

Beiming Xue turned red. “I don’t know. He was having a hard time at the time, so I let him stay in my house for a while. It was during that time we had some intimate moments…”

I asked, “Intimate moments?”

“Mn.”

“What kind of intimate moments, exactly?”