Chapter 114: Hyena (1/2)
Charge was no doubt a preemptive trump card. Being a melee fighter without Charge was a total handicap!
I locked onto a nearby Crystal Crab and used Charge!
Whoosh!
As if four engines had been revved, I turned into a streak of lightning and shot out, instantly appearing before the Crystal Crab. Without the poor creature even realizing what was happening, a mark appeared above its head, signifying stunned state.
Pardon! Desperate Gambit!
Both skills were instantly cast and when I turned to disengage, I saw the Crystal Crab waving its huge pincers at the air, rippling out four gorgeous MISS messages.
Tsk tsk. A one-second stun was just too amazing. It would let me kill mobs without getting damaged at all!
I finished the crab, calmed down, then ran to the edge of the forest to set up a tent. Time to log out!
……
The other four were already waiting inside the workshop’s living room. Like before, Gui Guzi looked like he was going to an interview, Du Thirteen dressed like a hooligan, Beiming Xue was in a T-shirt and short skirt while I and Mamate just looked unremarkable, one wearing Jeanswest and the other, Semir.
“Where should we go for dinner?” I asked.
“Anywhere, going to a bar is more important tonight!”
“Okay.”
And so we had dinner in a small roadside restaurant. When the sun set, and it was 7:30 pm in the evening, our group arrived at the only bar in the area: Hot Club. It was a bar with a youthful concept. Those who would come there were either students or people like us.
The inside lighting was dreamy and we saw a few charming girls sitting near the counter the moment we went in.
We found a table and took our seats. A waitress walked over and asked for our order.
Beiming Xue’s beautiful eyes swept over and she suddenly smiled. “Beauty, we’re not ordering anything yet. Can you come back in ten minutes?”
The waitress nodded. “Alright~”
“Lil Beiming, what are you planning?” I asked.
Beiming Xue immediately stood up and moved her seat to side beside me. She reached out and pointed with a finger. “Gui Guzi, Brother Thirteen, Mamate, go sit on the sofa in front of us. Let’s play a game!”
Du Thirteen asked, “What game?”
“Brain teasers. I’ll be with Lu Chen and you three will be another team. Each team will ask the other questions. Best of three. Whichever team loses will foot the bill. How about it? You up for it?”
Du Thirteen laughed. “Haha, Lil Beiming you’re seriously asking for it. Brain teasers are a cinch for someone who reads a ton of books like me!”
“Okay, let’s begin!”
Beiming Xue took out her cellphone and lightly slapped the table. Smiling with crafty eyes, she said, “First question. Please listen carefully. What is a man who is trusted to guard a woman's chastity without fail?”
Mamate said, “Is it someone homosexual or asexual?”
Gui Guzi nodded continuously. “Mamate’s smart!”
Beiming Xue indifferently answered, “No, an eunuch!”
“Damn…”
Du Thirteen was angry. “My turn. Please listen carefully. A bear without a tail is called a tailless bear. What is a bear without a dick called?”
Beiming Xue calmly answered, “Mother bear!”
“Damn…”
1:0!
Beiming Xue beamed and continued. “Second question. Please listen carefully. Brother Thirteen transmigrated to the North Pole and encountered a polar bear. How can he handle the polar bear without a weapon?”
Du Thirteen, Gui Guzi, and Mamate stared blankly.
Beiming Xue gently smiled. “He can pee out a sword…”
“Damn…”
They were about to go mad. Since it was their last chance, Du Thirteen stifled his anger and said with a clear voice. “Second question. Please listen carefully. After going to the toilet, do you use your left hand or your right hand to wipe your peepee?
Beiming Xue was immediately stunned and her face flushed red.
I smiled. “It’s better to use toilet paper…”
“Oh~no…”
They had been totally destroyed. Du Thirteen’s party suffered a 2:0 defeat.
We began to order. Beiming Xue wanted two glasses of fruit juice. I ordered two bottles of beer and some snacks. All this was billed to Du Thirteen. He was in charge of our workshop’s finances anyway so he should have quite a bit of money in his pockets.
Du Thirteen couldn’t accept his loss and wanted a rematch with Beiming Xue. I spoke out, “Your brain teasers are too vulgar, it’s better to chat about some pure things!”
Mamate nodded repeatedly. “Right, pure things!”
The three of them looked at me but I was also at a loss. I glanced at Beiming Xue and said a bit helplessly, “It seems like aside from Beiming, we don’t have anything beautiful and pure…”
……
As a result, the five of us played cards all the way until 9 pm.
My phone suddenly rang with my jingling ringtone. I checked the throbbing screen and found a familiar name on the screen, Wind Fantasy. It was Lin Yixin.
“What’s up, Beauty Yi?”
“Lu Chen, why didn’t I see you online tonight?”
“Oh, I went out with everyone to relax…”
“You’re taking a bath?”
“Fuck, where the hell did your mind wander off to? We’re at a bar! What’s up?”