34 Chapter 34 - Seras Victoria -Vs- Jan Valentine (1/2)

After she closes the door, Seras heads to the end of the hallway, where it intersects with another one. When she reaches her position, she sighs and looks up at the ceiling.

'Well, here goes nothing.'

A few seconds later, Seras hears the footsteps of multiple beings coming from the stairs. She holds her breath and waits for Jan to come closer to her so she can capture him by surprise. As he is walking, he is mumbling and cackling to himself. It sounds like he is talking on the phone.

”When I get that bitch, I'm going to make her wish she was never born!”

”Yeah, I'll fuck her, kill her, make her a ghoul and then I'll fuck her again!”

”Oh god! I'm so fucking hard right now.” Jan says as he is just about turn the corner.

Right after he says that, he sees a hand coming straight for his face. A split second later the hand covers his eyes and he is pushed back into the wall so hard he almost loses consciousness. Because of the hand, he never saw the persons face and he is shocked speechless.

Right after he is pushed into the wall, another hand is placed on the back of his head and then he is slammed into the floor face down. The floor cracks and caves in from the amount of strength put into the slamming.

”Ow! What the fuck!?” Jan yells which ends up being no more than a whimper as his face is deeply embedded into the ground.

Just as he tries to get up, two heavy things pin his arms at his side and he can't move them. He then hears gunshot sounds coming from his back.

'Yes, this fucker is so dead! I have an army of ghouls right behind me.'

After the gunshots end, he tries to get up again when he is pushed down even harder which causes more pain.

'What the fuck just happened? I thought the ghouls would have taken care of this asshole by now?' He thinks in confusion.

”Wow, this gun is pretty powerful. I'm so glad it was made for me.” The voice comes out from behind him.

'That sounds like a chick! What the fuck? I'm losing to a girl?'

Meanwhile in South America, right before Seras shoots her gun for the first time. A pudgy figure cloaked in darkness is complaining to his men about something.

”What happened? Why is there no picture?” A commanding German voice sounds out.

”Sorry major, but there seems to be nothing wrong. There is still audio, so maybe Jan Valentine is just in a dark place.” Another German voice answers.

”Hmm. He was just in a lit up hallway, how did it become pitch black all of a sudden? Lieutenant?”

A dark skinned woman with a lot of tattoos steps out of the darkness and answers him.

”It could be someone ambushed him and pushed his face into the floor. A split second before the darkness, I saw a gloved hand cover the stupid man's eyes.”

After she says that, everyone hears a bunch of gunshots sound out in less than 2 seconds before it stops and a voice comes from the monitor.

'Wow, this gun is pretty powerful. I'm so glad it was made for me.'

”Who's voice was that? Ensign?” The pudgy major asks.

”I don't know sir, there is supposed to be no woman except Integra Hellsing in the building. And this voice is not hers.” The man answers while sweating in worry.

”Hmm. Whatever let's listen in.” The man says while sitting back down without a care in the world.

Back at Hellsing, Seras has the vile man pinned down and preventing him from moving with only one hand and her two legs.

”Hmmmmm.....What to do. What. To. Do. ” Seras says while tapping her gun against the man's head.

”Mohmohhmoh.”

”Oh I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that. Can you speak up please?”

”Mmmmph!mmphmph!!”

”I have no idea what you're saying. Then again, an ugly shit stain of a fake vampire like yourself probably doesn't have anything nice to say anyway.” She holds his head tighter, creating a cracking sound, like a bone is breaking.

”What do you think, mein Major?” Seras smiles while talking softly in the man's ear.

As soon as She said that, the man stops dead in his tracks and is just laying there.

”Oh! The glorious major of the Last Battalion! Creating these Feaux-Vampires in hopes of defeating Alucard, the one true Vampire.” Seras continues softly.

”I wonder? Do they know your true goal? Other than a Certain few, I wonder how much the others know? Kukukuku. ” she says before chuckling madly like her master.

”Ah yes, I almost forgot. I would like to say something to your upper members.”

”To Warrant Officer Schrodinger: when we meet, I'm sorry for what Alucard does to you, but I'm sure you'll be fine.”

”To Rip Van Winkle: you should know better than to try and shoot Alucard. Even if they are supposed magic bullets.”

”To Lieutanant Zorin Blitz: stop being such a bitch all the time, it will bite you in the ass one day.”

”To the captain that doesn't speak: have fun a little, you look so bored all the time.”

”To the doctor who has created these crappy fakes: Nice try, but these copies will never beat the original.”

”And finally to the glorious Major: I hope you have fun in this war you're trying to wage, I know I will.”

”Well I have to go now, sir Integra is calling me. Auf Wiedersehen!” She says as she shoots the back of the neck of Jan who then screams in pain.

After the Major says to listen in. Inside the room, everyone of his upper members are there watching the 2 screens.

'Hmmmmm.....What to do. What. To. Do. '

'Mohmohhmoh.'

'Oh I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that. Can you speak up please?'

'Mmmmph!mmphmph!!'

'I have no idea what you're saying. Then again, an ugly shit stain of a fake vampire like yourself probably doesn't have anything nice to say anyway.'

After the voice says this, a cracking sound is heard throughout the room.

”Wow! How sadistic and cruel. She knows just how to rile up this young man!” The Major says in delight.

”I know sir, she almost sounds as cruel as Alucard.” The doctor says with glee.

As the doctor and the major are talking to each other, the voice sounds out again that silences the whole room.

'What do you think, mein Major?'

The major himself is speechless as he looks at the screen in wonderment and his mouth ajar while the voice continues.

'Oh! The glorious major of the Last Battalion! Creating these Feaux-Vampires in hopes of defeating Alucard, the one true Vampire.'

'I wonder? Do they know your true goal? Other than a Certain few, I wonder how much the others know? Kukukuku.' The voice then pauses.

”This bitch!” A soldier says.

After someone says that the whole room becomes a cacophony of men cursing the voice on the screen. A few seconds later the Major silences them with a hand gesture.