13 Chapter 13 - Meeting Alexander Anderson (1/2)
As the figure complains he starts to get up. If Seras was here she would notice that the man is almost as tall as her master, wearing a cross on his neck that reflect light. She would recognize him by height alone. He is Alexander Anderson!
”Hehe, they finally came! Those vampires that work for that Protestant whore!” Hey says while walking out of the room.
As he is leaving, the clothes that are full of dust can be seen from the bed.
After they walk up the stairs, Seras sees that there are over a hundred ghouls on the second floor who start shambling over to their position.
”Aw man! Why are there so many freaking ghouls!” Seras yells in anger.
”Come on, Police girl. It's not that bad. Who knows, you might be able to have some fun doing this bare handed.” Alucard says while grinning.
”Ugh, fine! I hope it is as much fun as you say.” Seras says as she walks to the first ghoul.
As soon as she reaches it, the ghoul lunges trying to grab her head and opens its mouth baring fangs similar to a vampire. As soon as it lunged though Seras grabbed its lower jaw with her left hand and the grabbed the upper part of the mouth with her right hand. She pulls with all her might which rips off the jaw from the ghoul and then it toppled over. Then she stomps on the head releasing a massive amounts of blood before it turns to dust.
As she is standing there she thinks to herself trembling.
'Oh fuck the hell YES!'
Her eyes turn a bloody red before she looks down the hallway and sees that all of the ghouls are still shambling torward her direction slowly. She gives a mad grin and then starts running torward them. When she meets the next ghoul, she punches its head clean off and then immediately kicks another ghouls head off as well. The heads then fly over and hit the other ghouls toppling some over.
”Hahahahahaha, this is so much fun! It's like playing a game!” Seras yells as she is still killing multiple ghouls along the way.
After she is done saying that, 27 ghouls have already been turned to dust in multiple ways, like punching, kicking, stomping, piercing, and many more that increases the amount of blood on Seras and her uniform.
She just keeps laughing as more blood dyes her uniform. Alucard looks on and smirks at her actions.
By the time all of the ghouls have been killed, Seras is panting while standing at the end of a hallway that is caked in blood and clothes. She herself is covered in so much that it makes her look like her master.
*Clap**Clap**Clap*
”Magnificent Police girl! I'm liking this new you that you're showing me.” Alucard says while clapping and yelling with glee.
As she looks down at the blood on her gloves, she sends a message to her master.
{This is going to hurt so much, Master! This is how much your fun means to me, I hope you know.}
{What do you mean?}
{This!}
As soon as Alucard recieves that message, 10 Blessed Bayonets pierce through her body and one pierces her neck. Simultaneously, multiple parchments with ancient writing are embedded by similar looking bayonets into the windows and doors of the hallway.
Alucard gets surprised for a moment before he looks at the parchments.
'A barrier and blessed bayonets. How original.' He chuckles to himself before turning his body to look behind.
Huh? Suddenly it reeks of hypocrisy in here.” Alucard sniffs the air before saying so.
”Oh if it isn't the Catholic Church and what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch, Progress!” He continues to say.
”Ah! And look at what we have here, a bloody heathen!”
”Excuse me, but I'm a fuck mothering vampire. I killed a lot of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such.”
Well then, mind if I ask for your name?”
”Only if you give yours first, Papist.” He replies.
”Fine, I'll give you the courtesy. The names Alexander Anderson.”
”You have been chosen, to reveal my existence to the world. You will witness what happened here today and you'll tell of it later.” He wields the bayonets and forms a cross with them before continuing.
”Except you won't, cause I'll have killed ya. Hahahahahahaahahaha!”
”Oh my, brilliant speech and unoriginal. that's totally from boondocks saints.” Alucard interjects the priests laughter.
”What!? No it isn't, I came up with it a week ago.” Anderson tries to explain before he gets interrupted.
”Pffft! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!” Seras laughs as loud as she can while being stabbed.
'I can't believe he just said that. did I not just get transported to Hellsing Ultimate but also Abridged? What about the regular anime? So many questions.' Seras wonders as she continues to laugh hysterically.
”Shut up you bloody heathen!” Father Anderson yells at Seras as she is actually still laughing.
”Oh my God! hehe. I'm sorry. Hehehe, but it's just so damn funny.” Seras replies while still chuckling uncontrollably.
”Way to ruin the moment Police Girl.”
”What do you mean ruin the moment!? Next time you want to be serious don't be so funny.” Seras tried to explain herself while she is pulling out the bayonets.
As she grabs the handle, she starts to pull them backwards out of her back and feels the agonizing burning pain that only a vampire that got stabbed by blessed silver would know.
She notices that holding the bayonet reveals no problems and decides to put it into her space. Which she does.
”What the hell have you done with my bayonet!?” Alexander yells as he sees one disappear from the fledgling's grip.
”Didn't you give it to her? I mean it was a kind of dick way to it, but I've seen worse.” Alucard says while smiling.
”Yeah, I'm keeping these. They might come in handy later.” Seras says while getting another.
'I wonder if I can just imagine them going into my space without touching them with my hands?'
She thinks this and then immediately puts it into action. As soon as she does, all the rest of the bayonets disappear and Father Anderson yells again.
”What in God's name just happened!?”
”Who cares Papist. Is there a reason you stabbed my child in the back like a coward?” Alucard asks trying to get his attention away from her powers.
”That be true, vampire. It doesn't matter for I have come here to kill you anyway. I'll get her after I'm done.”
”That's Fine by me.” Alucard says before they both start staring at each other again.
”Alucard I assume? A vampire working as part of a vile Protestant group killing his own kind?”
”And where is the vampire here?”
”Long gone, they were such a boring opponent, barely any fight in them.”
”Really?”
As soon as he says that both Anderson and Alucard start stepping torward each other slowly. After a few seconds they pass each other as they're backs are almost touching. Immediately after, they both brandish they're weapons simultaneously and hit each other. Alucard is stabbed in the neck with 2 bayonets as he shoots anderson in the forehead which sends him flying backwards against the wall.
As he sees that the priest is dead, Alucard starts walking to Seras and pulls out the bayonets from his neck before throwing them on the ground.
”I must say, these actually hurt. Bayonets bathed in holy water, these would kill most trash of vampires. Even we won't come out unscathed.”
As soon as he gets done saying this he feels a movement behind him.