7 Chapter 7 - Serass Abnormal Behavior (1/2)

As Seras and Walter are talking, the recruit gets back up while shaking his head in confusion.

'What the hell just happened? Does she have super strength? Damn it! I forgot I'm fighting a monster.'

”Ready to go again, Mr. pisser?” Seras says with a condescending tone.

”Yeah, I'm ready you freak!” He says while taking out his gun.

”Ooh! Finally getting serious are you?”

”Shut up and die!” He yells while shooting his gun.

As Seras and the maggot recruit are fighting, Alucard is thinking about the first day he became a Vampire.

'It was a cold winter day and I was tied up and practically naked being dragged toward my death. My armies destroyed, my castles plundered, and my countries in ruin. Ah, it makes me so angry.' He thinks while clutching his hand.

'I was in the middle of a line of men who were laughing and insulting me despite being afraid of me the day before. Oh they paid for that later.' He laughs a little knowing what happened next.

After Vlad Tepes was dragged to the base of a large tree, they laid his body on a blood soaked stone while he was tied down. A large man was standing next to it holding a very large axe, that was also covered in blood.

As he lay there thinking of how his defeat came about, something peculiar happened. He looked down at the blood underneath him and felt a call.

*.....drink.....drink the blood and thou shall become strong...so strong that no human shall be able enough to defeat you....*

The whispering voice causes him to think of all the humiliation he suffered in his life. He thinks about how god could have let that happen.

He starts looking around and sees that all the other people are moving very slowly, so slowly that he can see the sweat being formed on their brows. He starts believing it when the voice becomes a yell.

*drink.....Drink....DRink...DRInk..DRINk.DRINK!DRINK!DRINK!*

In this state, the executioner raised his arms up in the air and is about to bring down the axe.

Vlad sticks his tongue out and stretches his neck to reach the puddle of blood in front of him. He takes a lick as soon as the axe touched his neck and swallows it before his head gets decapitated.

As the head flies off, Vlad is in a state of darkness but he can see a blinding light very far away from him. When he looks at it, it feels like it is burning him and getting more intense by the second.

”Why did you drink, my son?”

”Who are you?”

”I am the one you have prayed to and the one you have fought for. I am god.”

”What? You're god?”

”Yes, now tell me why you drank? You shouldn't have done that.”

”Then what should I have done!? I have fought for you! I have killed for you! I even made others kill you! And what do I get for my faith? Defeat and ridicule!”

”You should have died like a human. Now that you have drunk from the profane, you can no longer be allowed into heaven or hell. You will just cease to exist when you die again.”

”Shut up! I am through listening to you! You are no longer my god! Leave!”

Alucard is snapped out of his thoughts when the man is done shooting.

What!?” Seras yells with surprise.

Practically all of the bullets hit her. As Walter gets worried and is about to check up on her, Alucard stops him.

”Don't worry, she is fine. No mortal weapon can hurt a vampire.” He says with his typical grin.

After he says that, the recruit cries in horror as all the wounds seal up and the bullets just fall to the ground.

”Hmmm. Not bad, it healed in pretty much no time at all. it hurt like hell though.” Seras says with an inquisitive tone.

”Master!” She yells in an angry tone.

”What?” Alucard asks.

”Why do you let bullets hit you all the time? They're slow enough to dodge, what's the point of getting hit by them?”

After she says that Walter thinks to himself.

'All of the time?'

”Well, after hundreds of years of it happening, my sense of pain has pretty much dulled. Plus it always scares the crap out of others when I heal, so it's fun to watch them freak out.” He says with a smile.

As he is saying that he turns to the recruit who is pretty much scared out of his mind.

”Well, I guess it was pretty funny seeing him get this scared. If he saw some of things I've seen, he might actually die of shock.” Seras says in an understanding tone.

”See?”

”I just wish you told me beforehand, it really hurt.” She exclaims with an accusatory glare.

”You never asked, police girl.”

”God damn it! I can't shoot you and I can't fight you, what is the point of this farce!?” The man yells.

”The point of this farce, as you call it, is to give you a chance of getting out of here in one piece. If you choose to give up, that means you lose. Do you give up?”

”Of course not! I'm not going to let some little girl beat me!”

As the man yells, he pulls out two knives and twirls them around his hands to show off how good he is at using them. A few seconds later he lunged at Seras again and this time he goes from behind to stab her in the back.

”Perfect, you're finally using your head! I'm not allowed to move my feet, so I can't turn around, this is a smart move.” Seras says with a smile that shows how delighted she is.

As soon as the knife in his right hand is about to stab where her liver is, It stops through no will of his own. He looks to find out why and sees that a hand is grabbing at his knife with only the index and middle finger.

”Uh?”

”It was a good idea. Unfortunately, I already thought of it, so I knew what to do when you tried. I'm getting bored of this, so I'm going to start actually putting force into my counters.” Seras says with a frown.

As soon as her voice fades, she twists the knife out of the recruits hand and then grabs his arm to bring him to her front. By the time he knows what's happened, Seras already stabs him in the left leg.

”Aaaaahhh, that hurts!”

”Hmm? Of course it does, I did it in order to inflict pain, you stupid man!” She says as she Stabs him in the other leg.

”Do you give up now?” She asks as the man topples over in pain.

”Yes! Yes! I give! I give!” He says while crying profusely from the pain.

”Great!” Seras smiles joyfully and says while throwing the knife away, holding her hands together like she just got the greatest gift in the world.

”You heard him Walter, he gives up.”

”What an idiotic man.” Walter replies.

”I know, right?”

”Wha? What do you mean?” The recruit says while looking around with his snot covered face.

”You really should pay more attention to the conditions, young man!” Walter says with a slight chuckle.

”Now then, onto the fun part.” Seras exclaims with a grin that can rival even Alucard's.

About 30 minutes of screaming and begging later, the 3 soldiers some back in to drag away the recruit.

”That was fun! I'm going to bed, good night Walter, good night Master!” As she is saying this, Seras jumps into the bed and holds Basky like a pillow and then starts to sleep almost immediately.

”This girl was born to be a vampire! What do you think, Walter?” Alucard says with a smile.

”Yeah, I didn't think she had this much cruelty in her.” Walter says with a sigh.

”That was just the tip of the iceberg. You should have seen some of the things that passed through her head.” He says while laughing a little louder.

”Really?”

”Yes, without that stupid condition of letting him continue to be a soldier, this might actually have been fun to watch.”

”Well, I can't wait to find out then.” Walter says as he leaves the room.

”Hahahahahaha” Alucard continues to laugh as the doors close.