42 Chapter 41 (2/2)
”R-right, well,” I took a deep breath. ”What I need is a small, smooth device. I want it to vibrate when you put magic into it.”
He frowned for a second. ”Is that all?”
”Ah… erm… yes, I guess.”
He slouched back and gave a disappointed look. ”I heard a princess of the castle wants a custom order, and you just want a vibrating rock? I don't get it. What is this even for?”
”C-can you keep a secret?” I pleaded with tears in my eyes.”
”Yes, yes… we are all about discretion, now tell me what the hell you want this silly thing for.”
At that point, I turned off my Deception, dropping the princess act. The sudden change of my demeanor was palpable, even if I hadn't opened my mouth. Of course, I had to put up the act in front of Devon, but with Mental Fortitude at work, it's not like this embarrassed me even a little. The second my innocent princess smile left my face, a spark of interest popped into Sander's eyes.
”What I need are a set of sex toys.”
”Sex… toys?” he scrunched his face.
”I want an item shaped like a penis that is smooth so I can stick it in my pussy and cum. The vibrating is to help achieve that effect. The stone part is actually for my clit. When you have vibrations, it feels great. I want the two separate because sometimes I fuck my elf slave wife and I'd like to use it on her too. In fact, can I get a two-headed dildo as well?”
Pratter's mouth had dropped open, and Sander's just had a confused look on his face before shaking his head. ”Ah… err… two-headed dildo?”
”Yes, Um… it'll be a long cylinder, but both ends will resemble the head of a cock, that way I can put it between me and her and we can both fuck each other at the same time.”
Sander reached over and slapped Pratter on the chest. He seemed to snap out of it and leaned forward. He pulled out a parchment and immediately started drawing on it.
”G-go on…”
”Well, naturally, the closer the item feels to an actual penis, the preferable. Although, there is an advantage to it not looking too close to a penis. If it looks like a penis and someone sees it… well… I want it to feel like a penis, but can be mistaken for something else, you know?”
”Ah… yes of course.” Sander nodded. ”Well let me think… well, first things first, stone is pretty hard. You'd probably want a softer, more skin-like surface.”
”Yeah, I agree, but synthetic rubbers and plastics aren't really a thing… so…”
”Wait, what? No, well, I agree… the materials are lacking, but leave that to me as an enchanter. Coming up with an enchantment that makes stone feel like skin… that seems like a challenge that can fire me up.”
”Mmm… also, can you make it heat up? Stone is a little cold.”
”Ah… that one's easy. But I'll have to blend the heating element with the vibration. Oooh, complex.”
”Ma'am,” Pratter spoke up, while he was drawing there seemed to be a fire burning in his eyes. ”You mentioned you wanted a phallus, but could you perhaps attach that vibrating component on an overreaching arm and then…”
He turned the picture around and I glanced at it. What he had there was a drawing of something that very closely matched a certain female sex toy known as ”the rabbit”. Of course, I had owned one when they started becoming popular in my area. It was a little overrated, but I'd take it.
”I can take one of those,” I said. ”But I also really want the singles as well. And! Maybe… two different sizes? J-just in case?”
The men were nodding, seemingly engrossed with whatever they were writing on.
”Th-this is just brilliant,” Pratter suddenly spoke up, ”I can't believe we haven't thought of something like this. An artificial dick. That's incredible.”
”Hey… but mine is still the best, right?” Sander spoke up.
”Yes…” Pratter responded like he speaking from rote.
”Well, I mean, you guys could probably enjoy both. The vibration is supposed to feel really good on your prostate.”
”Prostate?” Sander asked.
”Um… if you stick it in your butt, there is these sort of bumps deep in, I don't really know, but stroking it's supposed to feel good and the vibration can help you cum.”
Sander was rubbing his chin in interest. ”Fascinating. Do you have any other ideas?”
”Oh… um… perhaps… maybe, anal beads?”
”Beads for your butt?”
”Aha… yeah… um, it's a string of beads… they need to be strong though, don't want them breaking apart up there. Usually, they get larger and larger. So, you stick each bead in, and then the next bigger one, and then the next bigger one.”
The two men really got excited about that one and started working even harder. By the time, I had completed my order, poor Devon had been waiting for two hours. The men had taken down every idea I had and promised me they'd come up with a bunch of great toys for me in only a few days. Neither one seemed bothered by me being a princess. When I mentioned it, they responded.
”I've heard that most nobles were sexual deviants in private, no offense.”
Having met Julian, I expected that this was not far from the truth. Still, they promised to be discreet, and would personally deliver the items in a sealed box for my eyes only. I definitely didn't want my new toys getting intercepted by Sylvia.
My final order ended up being one 6 inches long, 1.5-inch thick dildo, one large 8 inches long, 2.2-inch dildo, one hand vibrator for my clit, one 10 inches double-sided dildo, one rabbit-like dildo, and one set of anal beads. Perhaps I had gone a little overboard here? No, I wanted to make sure I had bonus points with my Solo Player. Never again would I be deprived of a dildo. Hmm… maybe I need to order a pocket vibrator, something I can carry everywhere just in case. Oh, how about vibrating panties?
However, Devon was looking at me with eyes that said I better be done, so I decided to leave the order as is. If I had to place another order in the near future, I would. The guys promised to give me a discounted rate, partially because I was a princess, and partially because they were really excited by the idea of making up sex toys. It seemed like an ”aha” moment for the two men. Still, even with the discount, it basically wiped out my sugar daddy money. I think I'd need to sit on the king's lap again in the near future.
Finally, we left the store as it was already starting to get dark. Well, I had gained a few levels, finally got sex toys ordered, and got to spend the day with a cute prince while acting like a cute princess. It was actually a really good day. I couldn't wait until I got the toys and tried them with Min. Ah, shit! I forgot to order a strap-on!
”Devon… just one more minute.”
I ran back into the store as Devon let out a groan. It had been dark for some while by the time Devon and I returned to the castle.