Chapter 305: A happy family (1/2)
Ben brooded on the train ride back home, thinking over how he was going to get revenge over that beefy bastard Nick. He only had one week and knew it wouldn't be easy. Yet, he didn't decide to join the purple belt tournament without having something to rely on. After all, there was no way he'd become so much stronger in only a week by himself, or awaken an ancient bloodline at a random moment. However, he did have one thing he could always rely on—the system.
So when he got home and sat down on his bed, he knew he needed something special to truck Nick again…though he wasn't sure how Truck-kun could get into a basement of a building…
Either way, the only solution was to use his points.
PUA Points: 15100
Looking at his points total, Ben believed he had enough. Whether a mid-level multiplier, a potion, a skill, or a special item, there were many things that could strengthen him enough to beat Nick. Yet, it couldn't be anything too weak, since at the end of the day, Nick was a suped-up steroid monkey…
So the most logical choice for Ben was a high level mystery box that cost 5000 points. With three chances, he had utmost certainy he'd get something he needed. Thus, with a relaxed smile, he didn't hesitate. Opening his system to the Store, he purchased his first box.
A few seconds later…Ben looked down at an obese human balloon.
[Extra Thick Blowup Doll(Item, Uncommon) x1 - A blowup doll for sex or friendship. She won't pop no matter how hard you do]
He cringed. ”Who b*tch this is?”
…
Yea, Ben wasn't in need of such ”toys.” Hurrying to open her air flap, he deflated the big girl and hid her away where no one would find her. Why would he not throw her out if he didn't need her? Because he was a whore-der…
”It's all right. Two chances left.” Ben was optimistic as he reached back for the Store screen to buy another mystery box.
Not long after…Ben's face was even more hideous as he gazed down at another item he didn't dare to touch.
[Ron Jeremy's Lucky Thong(Item, Uncommon) x1 - A black thong. Belonged to the real Ron Jeremy. It was his favorite and he often didn't wash it after scenes]
”Uhhhh!” Ben recoiled in disgust…
He kicked the damn thing towards the garbage bin, planning to put on a hazmat soon later to throw it out.
Now though, Ben's expression wasn't as relaxed, because there was only one draw remaining. However, he felt fine about it. 'I got all my bad luck out on that last draw. So the next one is bound to be good!' This was fundamental; the basic rule of Eastern fiction, where the concept of independent probability had not yet developed...
So not long after Ben bought another box…
[Ass(Item, Uncommon) x1]
”WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS?!?”
…
He couldn't even bother to read the description! It was another damn rubber sex toy!
Ben fumed as he kicked the thing across the room…before calming down half a minute later and going to retrieve it and hiding it under his bed…
After all, every item had its use in the right circumstances… Yet, these weren't the right circumstances. Now, Ben was out of points and rich in a bunch of bullsh*t…
He grumbled, in a terrible mood, as he thought about how he'd get pummeled again if he didn't figure out a way to get some points by the end of the weak. Yet, as he tried to brainstorm, he couldn't concentrate as his mind kept returning to that black thong, and plastic blowup doll and ass under his bed…
He realized before anything, he needed to calm himself down, and for the first time, he got a good idea.
A few minutes later…
*Knock* *Knock*
Opening her door, Camila was wearing a black hoodie, squinting when she saw Ben. She was about to tell him to f*ck off before she remembered her plan, and tried to eek out a difficult smile. ”Hey, what is it?”
Ben looked hurt. ”What is it? I can't see the mother of my unborn child?”
Her lips twitched but she controlled herself. ”Of course you can.”