Chapter 297: Say...d*ck cheeseeee (1/2)
Ben frightened Camila with his parental enthusiasm. Not knowing how to deal with it, she decided to regroup...
So, she made an excuse to return to her room, saying she wanted to go to sleep early to save her energy for the baby... Yet, he insisted he walked her back to keep ”them” safe...
It was hard for her not to cringe when on the return trip, Ben kept his hand on her lower back, often moving down to grab cheeks...
However, it wasn't his fault. He was only following through on his oath to protect ”them...”
Camila wanted to throw down... So it was unfortunate that she couldn't say anything because she needed to stick to her plan in order to trick Ben. It was infuriating, but she consoled herself. 'It's all right. Just bear with it. In the long run, it'll be worth it…'
Ben could more or less guess what she was thinking, and it was difficult to not laugh. So he encouraged himself, with something along the lines of: 'It's all right. Just bear with it. In the long run, it'll be hilarious…'
Then, after bidding Camila and her cheeks farewell, he'd completed his charge, and returned to his room, meeting Annabelle who'd gotten out of the shower. Although he got the urge to make her messy again, they were both exhausted. So after finishing a few tasks, they soon went to sleep.
When they woke up in the morning, Annabelle returned home, because she'd found her apartment key. It was in her coin purse…
It worked again—a dose of the lucky leprechaun schvontz…
In any case, with Annabelle gone and Fariq having left for class, that left Ben alone to do what he was born to do—count points and make puns…
Although he didn't get any flags or booty chests this time, there were still enough achievements to go around. He didn't beave empty-handed…
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Yoga-nna-Get-It(fine) - Have sex with a woman as she performs a standing split]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
Ben smirked. ”I was helping her stretch…”
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Pussy-Head Hamburger(fine) - Alternate having sex with a woman while face-fucking another woman's head positioned on top of the vagina]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
Now, Ben was the real Burger King...
Whether Ray Kroc or Ronald McDonald, they'd soon go out of business if Ben could figure out a way to mass produce these burgers...
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Mashing Buttons(fine) - Use the head of your penis to mash hard on a girl's clitoris until she orgasms]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
This actually made him frown. Because he recalled bad memories, of when his luckbox little brother beat him a few times using this exact strategy. Then, Ben shivered. 'No, not the exact strategy!'
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Holey Trinity(repeatable, epic) - Have a threesome to completion with at least one woman who hasn't participated in this achievement before]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 5000]
Seeing how this achievement overshadowed all the others, Ben realized its value. As a result, he contemplated leading Camila around on a leash everywhere so he could include her anytime he banged another woman…
Yet, he decided against it because she'd proven too hard to train. Plus, for now, he'd prefer she focused on becoming a good mother…
He'd even began coming up with lots of methods to help her do that…
Regardless, although Ben didn't get a ton of achievements today, it was another step towards improvement. Now, his points total reached 14600 points. Though it wasn't enough for a top level mystery box which is what he desired most, it was sufficient to buy several high level mystery boxes. Yet, Ben decided not to spend the points at the moment, saving them for when he needed them.
Then, with that completed, Ben's life was ready to get back to legitimate business. He hadn't expected the encounter with Camila and Annabelle at all, and although welcome, it wasn't the top concern on his mind, because this week--Ben was on a mission.
Yesterday, he sharpened his weapons, and today—it was time to go to war!
As for what battlefield? The arena of art! The Photography Club's beginner's competition!
The day before, Ben took photos of Charlotte, and with how they turned out, he believed they'd shock everyone! Of course, nothing was definite which is why he was a bit anxious. However, he'd done everything he could. Yesterday, he'd emailed the pictures in before going to sleep. So today, all that was left to do was find out if they were as good as he thought they were. What was more important though, was that Darryl would find out, and Ben hoped to give him a shocker!
…Of the non-physical variety!
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Later that day, the scene had been set. Ben walked into the meeting room of the Photography Club and noticed it was livelier today, especially amongst the younger members. In particular, Ben observed a crowd of them at one side, surrounding two people—one with Flamin' Hot Cheetos hair…and the other just flaming hot.