235 The slut factor (1/2)
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Trampede(rare) - Cause a stampede of women by repositioning them from the vicinity of enemy competitors]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
He recognized that referred to the fart bomb. 'It was like the new Jumanji movies but better...'
Speaking of which, that reminded Ben to update his mental counter on the number of jungle-related movies Dwayne Johnson's been in…
A few seconds later though, he sighed. 'I lost count…' He couldn't count that high!
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[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Formation Annihilation(fine) - Break the female-attraction formation of a group of enemy competitors]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
Ben nodded. 'It's about time I become a master of formations. After all, it's required for any half-decent xianxia protagonist…'
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Cultivating the Dao of Plow(repeatable, rare) - Have sex with a new woman to completion]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
Ben closed his eyes. 'Buddha said, ”If I don't enter hell, who will enter hell?” So I say, If I don't enter her p*ssy, someone else will? F*ck that sh*t!'
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He prepared to take on the burdens of his fellow man, relieving them of the sins of the flesh, by occupying all the women.
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This was a sacrifice Ben was willing to make for all humankind... Bearing the women on his back spread-legged like a cross.
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This was his way, his Dao, his road to enlightenment, one lay at a time…
[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Same Day D*cklivery, Same Day Return(repeatable, fine) - Have a one night stand, sleeping with a woman you met for the first time that day]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 500]
Ben shrugged. 'Sorry, I don't accept returns...'
He'd learned from the best eBay vendors of sh*t products...
'If the purchase disappointed her, let her give me a poor review on Yelp. Oh wait, she can't. Winning!'
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[Congratulations! You've unlocked the Achievement: Misfortune Cums in Pairs(fine) - Run a successful group pick up where you and at least one wingman end up successfully seducing women in the group]