228 Late and sloppy (1/2)

However, there was a problem—they weren't the only ones.

By this point, all the men outside VIP had been swimming within a sea of sausage like Scrooge McDuck…

Without food, without warmth, like a remake of Waterworld with Kevin Costner set in some guido's butt…

So, when the men in the club saw 200 women enter the waters again, a fire lit up in every one them as step by step, they crept towards the VIP exit. With red eyes and green dollar bills, they surrounded the area like a pack of piranhas.

These animals were chomping at the bitties…and when the women reached their hunting grounds, they attacked!

”Hey, come dance with me!”

”Baby, let me buy you a drink!”

”Wanna come to my place and re-enact a rape scene?”

…

The woman who received the last line turned pale. ”No, I don't want to!”

”That's the spirit!”

…

They tried everything... The piranhas' hunger was out of control, and of course, this created an issue for all the other men in Latrine: it spread a sense of desperation in the space and inflated the women's egos. As a result, the girls became standoffish, and that wasn't the only problem.

The fart bomb had traumatized the women, giving them nasal trauma…

Some left the club as a result, and the ones who stayed were less receptive to pick up attempts. They were still uncomfortable whenever they glanced at the 20 fools dancing in VIP and remembered the stank of their booty batter…

Ben, of course, noticed all this, but he didn't regret what he did, because it was his best move, even if the results weren't perfect. So, all in all, he succeeded in making his challenge to seduce someone here easier, but it still wasn't easy.

As the Fracking Crew chatted with a group of women, Chuck noticed them frown when they looked at Outhouse, and became curious about what really happened. So he asked one of the girls.

She winced and hugged herself for comfort. ”It was like an elephant sharted in there.”

…

Hearing this, Beluga, Chuck, and Antonio all went wide-eyed as they turned to stare at Ben, realizing this motherf*cker wasn't joking...

Beluga gulped. 'He'd be a terrifying enemy.'

Chuck stepped back. 'I should never get on his bad side.'