222 Ticking fart bomb (1/2)

If it went off, it would be wasted! And there was precious little time left!

[Remaining time until activation of Fart Bomb Pheromones: 00:01:50]

Before he threw the consumable, the system gave Ben the option to select the timer on the ass-powered explosive...

He chose two minutes so he could go back and tell his friends to watch the faces of the people who got crop sprayed…

That was the only thing that saved him now! It showed the value of pettiness!

Even so, there was still a massive dilemma in front. He knew where the fart bomb was but couldn't get to it! He asked the system to pause the timer but she ignored him! The only choice was to find a way in!

Yet, there was no chance this bouncer would allow him back there. Ben couldn't say he dropped something from VIP because he didn't have a VIP bracelet. He had no business being in the staff area. Despite that, he had to get in!

'What should I do?' Ben first considered punching the bouncer's d*ck off…

...

He soon rejected that option though, because it would be useless to retrieve the bomb if security threw him out of the club after.

'I need another way in. Think! Think! Thick! Tits!'

...

Ben shook his head. A busty black-haired waitress walked out the back and caught his attention for a moment. 'Don't get distracted! I need to fo— Wait…' He glanced back at the waitress who was coming out of the staff area, passing that bouncer now and heading out to the dancefloor. 'That's it!'

He found a chance! 'Going through the bouncer is too risky. There's a reason Mario's arch-enemy is Bowser...'

Ben preferred avoiding the tough bosses. 'If it's this waitress though, I may have a way in!'

This whole night, he'd been saving an ace in his undies...

It was something for when it got late, if things became dire, but now--he could call the situation Ghost or Nymeria, because it couldn't be more dire!

As for that trump card--it was his sometimes trusty Divine Line Generator!

With no time to waste, Ben approached the waitress, and activated it!

[Divine Line Generator Activated]

[Uses remaining: 0]

[A: ”Did you see the fight outside? It was between a midget and your mother.”]

[B: ”Just wanted you to know I appreciate you… Waitresses like you are the real heroes—the firefighters of nightclubs that help us put out the fires of sobriety.”]

[C: ”Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex's body in.”]

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