208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence (1/2)
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He didn't know the outcome so tried to stay positive. However, deep down, he still dreaded becoming the fruity version of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly…
Soon though, Ben came up with a good test to see if he became the literal golden child of the Trump family…
The method was simple--try out a few quotes from the ancestor…
So after a brief search on the internet...
”Make America great again.”
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”Grab 'em by the pussy. Grab 'em by the pussy.”
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”I don't know who Lil Jon is. I don't—I really don't.”
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”I will be phenomenal to the women. I mean…I want to help women.”
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”If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?”
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”She got schlonged…she lost, I mean she lost.”
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”She does have a very nice figure... If [Ivanka] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her.”
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”My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.”
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”You know, it really doesn't matter what the media writes as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”
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”I will build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me…and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
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Ben was amazed he didn't need to put a perverted twist on any of those for them to slap...
They were already perfect...
Yet, it was for that exact reason that he narrowed his eyes. ”Not good, a few of those quotes resonated.”
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He started to panic fearing he became a raisin and nut Trump-mix...
With fevered urgency, Ben scanned through the system screens to see if he missed anything. There weren't any additional notifications, but when he exited to the main system menu, he discovered something new!
There was now a Bloodline option that wasn't there before! Ben opened it in a rabid rush, and there, he saw what he'd been wishing for!
[Base Bloodline: Human]
[Pending Bloodline Enhancements: Elite Human(+1)]
Seeing this, Ben dropped to his knees and kowtowed…
”Thank you…Hillary, Obama, Arianna Huffington, Rosie O'Donnell, Kim Jong-Un…
The entire media industry…
All of Hollywood…
The FBI…