151 The circle of wife (1/2)
For some reason, Ben felt that was a pity.
…
Yet, due to time constraints, he had to cut the scene from his lifes theatrical release. Maybe in the directors cut…
In the end, he could do nothing but leave her to handle the splooge maintenance
However, the occasion was still worth celebrating, which was why Ben composed a customized version of Samurai Champloos opener: ”Battlecry” by Nujabes.
”Yeah, sharp like an edge of a samurai sword
The tongue blade cut through face and bone
Though my minds at peace, these hos out of order
Missing the inner heat, p.u.s.s.y gets colder
Oh yes, I have to find the hole
No less, avoid birth, stalkers, and backfire
The s.e.m.e.n compose a magnumopus
My modus operandi is nostalgia
Meat packed tight like hidden battleship
My plot armor, neon sign for all hos
The ultimate reward is honor, not whores
At odds with the times tryna become a lord
A skeet-lancer
A battlecry of a pawg make the c.u.m fly and a tear dry
Wonder why a lone wolf dont run with a clan
Only trust your own d.i.c.k, and be one with the ham
Some days, some nights
Some jizz, some cry
In the way of the samurai
So tight, some bleed
C.u.m up drippin down
The sounds of a battlecry
Some days, some nights
Some jizz, some cry
In the name of the samurai
So tight, some bleed
C.u.m up drippin down
The sounds of a battlecrybattlecry.”
Ben smiled in satisfaction as he reached his door and opened it after a very, very slow walk…
However, what he didnt notice was there was an audience member for this impromptu performance. At the other end of the hallway, not far from Miyukis door, stood a person cloaked in a black hoodie…
What was strangest about this person, was after watching Ben leave, they approached the bulletin board near Miyukis door, nudged it off the wall, and removed a tiny black object from the top corner. It had been stuck there with some kind of adhesive.
Observing this small device in their hand, the mysterious person glanced back in Bens direction, and smirked. It was a hidden camera
***
Ben felt on top of the world, as if thrusting down into its molten core
The first thing of note was that his monthly challenge was close to completion.
[Monthly Challenge: Four-Score and Two Inches Ago – seduce four women within one month]
[Reward: Stat Point(Random) x1]
[Punishment: P.e.n.i.s shortened by 2 inches]
[Completion status: 3/4]
There were over two weeks remaining to complete this, so he was moving at a good pace, but the problem was hed need to find a new girl as the fourth. As of now, hed slept with all the girls he dated from the previous month; there were no more low-hanging tits…
That meant it might not be as easybut hed give it a shot to give it a shot
The other thing Ben noticed was Squirtle Hydro Pump didnt go up in exp.
Exp:[60/100]
Hed used it once before on Miyuki, so this meant he couldnt grind its exp on the same girl. That greedy bastard Squirtle.
…
Still, it wasnt that big a deal, so Ben moved on, browsing his stats.
[Looks: 6 – Joe Squirt]
He shrugged. Joe Dirt was David Spades best movie. Not a problem for me.
[Charisma: 7 – A strong boost to your stats. Its too bad 100 x 0 is still 0]
Ben rubbed his tongue over his bottom lip a while… ”You know what? My stats arent 0, so how about you go back to system math class?”
[Social Status: 3(2+1) – Untouchable]
He slammed his fist into his bed! ”Im touchable! Miyuki touched me plenty!”
…
[Seduction skills: 6(5+1) – Still Joe Squirt]
Im telling youI like the movie, plus he got the beauty in the end and even became famous, warming Americas hearts with his i.n.c.e.s.t jokes…
This stat went up by 1 to a 6 because Ben used the hot dog flavored water before meeting Miyuki. Since she didnt complain about it, he gained confidence in the sausage spray…
[Knowledge: (+1)6 – later years undergrad student level]