146 How Ben defeated all cu*mers (2/2)
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Fear and Choding in Las Vegas(common) – Make yourself a monstrous lunatic to one woman]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 100]
I did what now?
After asking the system, Ben learned monstrous lunatic was the lowest comfort level. He found it weird that he received this achievement though, since to open the comfort sub-system with a woman, attraction needed to be high enough first. That meant in his class, there was some girl who was attracted, but also held deep fear of him. This must be the source of why girls l.u.s.t after vampires, demons, and rappers
Ben shrugged. If I had to choose between being loved or being feared, apparentlyI can choose both! Ben was a real C.o.c.kiavelli…
[Congratulations! Youve unlocked the Achievement: Titled Alpha(rare) – Earn a custom title from your deeds(Poison Dragon)]
[Distributing reward: PUA Points + 1000]
Ben gasped, before hurrying to open the details of the title.
[Poison Dragon(fine): Your verbal insults carry a little bonus soul damage in proportion to each insults effectiveness on the target]
Oh my Overgod… This was a monumental stepping stone! Ben was halfway to being a complete fighter! He possessed both a soul attack and a signature physical attackthe c*ckpunch
If I could get my hands on some armor and a Soul Protecting Sovereign Artifact, I would fear no enemy! I could spray my Sovereigns Might onto any woman I wanted!
Looking at his titles, Ben knew he could have only one active at a time. Do I want to punch c*cks or do I want to poison souls? For some, it might be a tough decisionbut not for Ben!
He swapped out the C*ckpuncher title for Poison Dragon, becoming a blazing human wrecking ball of taunts and slander…
As his tongued surged with metaphorical power, Ben made a practice swing.
One burn to rule them all, One burn to chide them,
One burn to school them all, find their women, and ride them
He burst out the heat in the Elvish script of Tongue-War
With a new weapon, young hero Ben entered his dormitory with grand dreams for the future. Im going to f*ck the Shire out of Miyuki
…
Soon, he was in his dorm room, waiting for her call that shed arrived and he should come over, which came a few minutes later. After receiving the call, knowing it would be a long exhausting s.e.xpedition, Ben adjusted his groin inventory for maximum comfort… With his ranger and the two dwarves ready, hed gathered the fellowship of the ding
From there, he began his heros journey to Mount Poon…