136 Dreams of wish fulfillmen (1/2)
Instead of counting his points, he fell into bed and counted sheepeven forgetting to brush his teeth, using his sleep as meditation to cultivate doodoo breath
The next morning, Ben awoke from an interesting dream. In it, he was reborn in a special world with his memories intact and a superpower. His ability…was that everyone else only had one brain celland he, the worlds chosen onewas blessed with two
A dual-talent divine being…
Yes, this world was very ”special” indeed
It was like modern Earth, but different, because some divine DJ mixed up reality The effect was that every piece of trash trivia in Bens brain didnt exist in this society, and neither did their copyrights…
It made them invaluable, allowing Ben to live life on cheat codes. He took credit for everything, women threw themselves at him, and he held his head high with genuine pride… He was the greatest genius ever…
Thus, Ben realized the most comfortable life was to live like an alcoholic alchemist transmuting sh*t into golda life where he avoided being burdened by the divine difficulty…of having an original thought…
It was heaven…until his great rival emerged.
In the dreams climax, Ben ran into his destined antagonist, mankinds greatest prodigy! A peak human!
It was a man who also possessed two brain cells!
…
All of a sudden, Bens advantage disappeared! This enemy also knew infinite fortune cookie wisdom to turn into gold!
It was a gold vs. gold showdown! There was too much gold and not enough tuna!
….
However, just when Bens plot armor fell off because the straps got too old…he discovered something incredible–a new armor underneath!
Little did this rival know, but Ben evolved a new abilitya deus-ex-machinc*ck third brain cell!
Out of nowhere, Ben discovered he possessed the talent to change a few words in every stolen work…and as little as that was, in this world, it made him the most OP being ever! He became humanitys greatest creator!
It was enough to defeat his rival! To make his parents proud! To slap who he wanted to slap! And to let everyone know that he was the best!
The most important thing…was that it was enough to reach the top of the rankings!
Three brain cells to conquer the whole world!
As Ben lied in bed, recalling the dream, he started sweating…as a cold realization struck him
He became awarethat every wish-fulfillment story hed ever read or watched, where every detail fell into the perfect place for the protagonist…could only exist in one scenario… They had to be the delusional hallucinations of an ”MC” in a mental asylum or on the brink of death
It was unclearHe didnt know what was reality and what was clown world anymore
Still, there was one good point he gained from the entire experience. After clearing the map, Ben took away one chosen treasure for his next restart
It was something hed composed as the three brain cell Superman…
A divine melody, a paragon of perfection, a real masterstroke…
Ben exhaled to prepare himself to recite it. He didnt dare to make a mistake, because like the top-ranked web novels hed read, he was certain this would be a classic that scholars would study in the halls of c*ckademia for centuries to come…
It was a reimagining of ”Ice Cream” by Blackpink and Selena Gomez!
”Come a little closer cause you looking thirsty
Ima make it better, drop it like a Slurpee
Snowcone willy~
Exclusive? You silly~
Do your motha hillbilly~
Coochie poppin? Ideally~
Even covered in the c.u.m, Ill make you keep it icy~
You could take a lick but its too cold to bite me~
Brr, brr, frozen~
Youre the one been holin~
Tonight youve been chosen~
Google maps says you closest~