109 Become an Elite Alpha (1/2)

Sitting on his bed, Ben glanced at the new mission the system gave him.

[Death Challenge: Become an Elite Alpha – Raise all your stats to an average of 8 points within 6 months]

[Reward: ???]

[Conditions: ???]

[Punishment: Obliteration]

”Why does it only tell me the horrible punishment?!?” Ben frowned. ”And why is this the challenge? Isnt this a pick up artist system? Shouldnt the only requirement be to get girls?”

[To become the worlds greatest pick up artist, you must attract and surround yourself with top tier women. To do that with consistency, seduction skills alone are not enough. You must first become a man of the highest quality]

He raised an eyebrow. Shes a bit chattier than I rememberDoes this meanshes accepted me a little?

[You are currently trash tier]

So shes a young master system now… Ben shook his head. Yet, he didnt let the system affect his mental state. Im different now, her words cant hurt me Ill focus on my situation instead. First, lets see what Im lacking to complete this challenge. He opened his stat window.

[Looks: 6 – Average garden-variety gnome]

His hands clenched. Nope, not going to get to methe Travelocity gnome made millions

[Charisma: 7 – High potential. The charisma of a date-rapist]

Ben clenched his jaw. No…look at the bright side. A date-rapist is much more charismatic than a normal rapist

[Social Status: 3(2+1) – When you enter a room, people notice. They try to attract your attention, and give you their food orders]

Bens breathing became heavier. ”That hasnt happened since last week!”

[Seduction skills: (+1)5 – You have improved your flowof blood to your necrotic p.e.n.i.s]

Ben stood up. ”Its not necrotic! I give it plenty of air!”

She could insult him all she wanted, but leave his manhood out of it!

Ben tried to lower his blood pressure with happy thoughts. Ok, this went up by one after I slept with Penelope. Thats a good thing.

[Knowledge: 5 – A scholar of the mediocreseeking education from the most useless sources]

He snorted. Useless? Then you dont understand how much wisdom there is on 4chan Keep f*cking around and find out

Ben was anticipating the day the system got doxxed

[Manliness: (+1)6(5+1) – There are menand then there are boysand then theres you]

”F*CK!” His calm and collected exterior crumbled under the unrelenting pressure

[Communication: 5 – Helen Keller]

”Bullsh*t! I can speak! I wont believe Im not better than her! And it isnt a fair comparison at all! I never had a private tutor like Anne Sullivan!

Ben elevated his relative status by pointing out Helen Kellers white privilege

He threw his hands up in the air! ”Get new material! I dont even work as a waiter! Not since that place fired me!”

Continuing to curse for another minute, Ben only settled down once he realized the gravity of his situation. ”I dont even have one stat at 8…” The system was asking for too much! He needed to raise all his stats to an average of 8, but most of them were too far off. Hed made gains the past month, but those were the easy ones. It was more difficult to rise from 7 to 8 as it was from 0 to 7. Yet, hed have to raise them to an 8?!? The progress demanded was too much!

Sighing, Ben could only accept it. Itll be very difficult, but I can only do my best. Besides, if I succeed, Ill truly become someone special If he had an 8 in all those statsHe couldnt imagine what he would be like