Chapter 79：Three Minute Rule (2/2)
Beluga said, ”Take heed Benjamin. Not only will this knowledge keep you from becoming sextually frustrated, it will also help you avoid being accused of sextual harassment…”
Antonio sighed. ”Before I figured out this system, a girl accused me of tormexting her…she was wrong, of course…”
Beluga put his hand on Antonio's shoulder. ”I know you didn't mean to texturb her…”
Ben watched them with interest. 'They seem to be getting into it…'
Antonio summarized, ”Well cuz, that's all you're ready for at the moment. The advanced stuff will come later…”
Beluga added. ”Such as toilet texting…”
Antonio nodded. ”Becoming ambitextrous…”
Beluga became inspired. ”Staying textually active…”
Ben frowned. 'Are they composing a song? I have a very bad feeling about this...”
And like remaking a classic musical into a movie that no one wanted, they broke out into duet. ”Not getting textually overexcited…”
”Avoiding premature textaculation…”
”Not being a one text stand…”
”Common textastrophes…”
”Not being textploited…”
”Raising textosterone…”
”Textramarital affairs…”
”Giving a textgasm…”
”Reaching textacy…”
”Textual chemistry…”
”Textual healing…”
”Menage et text…”
”Pexting…” Antonio spread an impish smile on that last one.
”NO!” Beluga shot up from his chair. ”You've gone too far! You've gone too far Antonio! Pexting is too much! I told you to stop!”
Ben's jaw dropped. 'THAT was too much? It was the shortest pun…' Curious, he asked, ”What's Pexting?”
”It's his term for sending d*ck pics!” Beluga replied.
”I'm comin' up with a system for it!” Antonio defended.
”You're coming up on Google!” Beluga yelled.
…
After a lengthy silence, Antonio contributed a final one, ”Admitting when you're a textaholic…”
Antonio and Beluga exchanged serious glances for a moment…before Beluga ended the conversation. ”It's under control. We can quit anytime…”