Chapter 61：Heavenly treasures (1/2)
Sitting on his lavatorial ruler's chair, Ben made mysterious finger-poking motions into the air.
*Fwoo* *Fwoo*
He was practicing the Squirtle Hydro Pump. The skill book had sent the technique's information into his mind.
”I know kung fu…”
He visualized the opponent's vagina during a round of shadow finger-boxing…
The sink's running tap water masked the sounds of his secret technique. Ben turned it on because he was in the bathroom too long and feared Fariq would become suspicious…
However, Fariq didn't have any misgivings because he always gave people the benefit of the doubt. 'Ben's having a wank...'
Ben's trickery fooled prying ears. 'All right, the skill seems good. I'll wait to see the effects when I try it on a woman. For now, let's focus on getting more loot.' He opened the store, still with enough points for 3 more Mid Level Mystery Boxes.
[Mid Level Mystery Box: 1000 points - Contains a random item anywhere from common to epic grade]
He purchased another. 'If I can get another good thing like the Squirtle Hydro Pump, I believe I'll definitely survive!'
A few seconds later, Ben was glancing down at his prize.
[Black Bunny Onesie(Item, Common) x1 - A onesie for someone who wants to live as a black rabbit.]
…
'F*ck! What is this? Onesie? Isn't this for babies?' It was a full-body one-piece black sweater and pants with giant black bunny ears on the hood. There was also a poof tail on the back, attached to a butt-flap that opened for bathroom business. 'Ok, that's a fail. Whatever, I've got two more, I'll be fine.' Ben bought another Mystery Box.
A few moments later he was looking at a flesh-colored hoodie sweatshirt. It had a giant print on the front of Nicolas Cage's smiling face... 'I'm dead!'
[Nicolas Cage Face Hoodie(Item, Common) x1 - It's a hoodie that keeps you both warm and Nicolas Caged]
'…What the hell? Who even thinks up items like this?!? His face is the size of my torso. You could see his crazy eyes from space!'
From hope to despair. Two useless items in a row. This momentum was not in Ben's favor. 'If I don't get something decent on the next draw…' With this kind of luck, he needed to reconsider his chance of dying in a few days. '...Damn it, it's not over until it's over!' Ben purchased another Mystery Box, his last one. It sat in his lap as he exhaled, staring at it while steadying his will. A short while later, his gaze became firm. 'Open!'
A light blue glow emerged from the box, but it was different from before—much brighter! A flash! Even with closed eyes, Ben perceived the difference. Light filled the bathroom making it look like the deep ocean!
When it subsided, Ben was holding a new item: an opaque orange pill bottle with a white cap.
'What is this?' There was a white label on the bottle with small words. He brought it up to look closer.
It read, ”D*ck Pills.”