Chapter 31：The dong game (1/2)
Ben gazed at the flashing red neon sign above him that read ”Domina.” It was the name of the bar Antonio brought him to. There was a line of people out front waiting to enter, clogging up the noisy nightlife street even further.
”Are you sure this place is good?” Ben asked.
”Yup, this spot's famous for chicks,” Antonio replied.
”So you've pulled chicks from here before?”
”…Ohooooo yea!”
”…I don't believe you.”
”...Well...not me, but a buddy of mine! Whoahoooo boy, he tore it up!” Antonio rocked his grinning head up and down.
”…Did he though?”
”...I mean...I wasn't there...but this bro on the forums raved about it! This guy posts about a different threesome every day, so he knows his sh*t! ...Right?”
”...Does he?”
...
Antonio dropped his smile. ”Ok, look...You know I turned 21 not long ago, so I'm not clued into Manhattan bars that much. Let's just see how it goes...”
Ben didn't feel great taking nightlife advice from a ”Bro on the forums,” but it's not like he had a better source. ”All right...Did you have to wear that shirt though?”
Antonio was wearing a brown t-shirt that said, ”My Pen Is Huge.”
Antonio grinned like he knew a secret, ”You're readin' it wrong...It's a pun bro…The 'Pen Is' should be read as peni—”
”I know! I'm asking why did you wear it?”
Antonio looked at him like Ben was an idiot. ”Chicks dig huge dongs bro. I need to explain this to you?”
Ben's jaw dropped. His cousin has gotten stupider with age. He cursed in his mind. 'Whether or not they like that isn't the issue! The problem is the shirt!'
Then Antonio tapped his head and showed an apologetic smile. He rebuked himself for not having more patience with Ben. He recalled that Ben was only 18. When Antonio was that age, he also wasn't aware of many basic dong rules…
Antonio apologized to Ben, and reminded himself, 'Be patient with him. The dong game runs deep...It's layered like an onion...Ben will learn in time.'
…
Ben glanced sideways at him. 'Why is he holding his hands in front of him like that? Is that an Obi Wan Kenobi impression?'
Antonio gave him a reassuring nod. ”Don't worry cuz. There's levels to this. Trust in the process.”