Chapter 6：Were stuck in caveman bodies (1/2)

Beluga was giving Ben his first lecture. ”Benjamin, I'll tell you this. Mastering the art of seduction is a long pursuit, but it isn't as hard as you think to get started. Ok, lesson one. Stand up and repeat after me. 'I'm the best looking and most charming man you've ever seen.'”

Ben was hesitant but followed his instructions. ”I'm the best loo—”

”No! Say it to me...” Beluga interrupted.

…

Ben tried again. ”…You're...the best looking and most charming man I've ever seen?”

Beluga looked into a mirror he had hanging on the wall to his side. ”I know. Ok, good. You've got potential.”

…

Ben leaned over to Antonio and whispered, ”Some of the stuff he said was interesting, but is this guy serious? Or is he only fishing for compliments?”

Antonio replied with confidence, ”Trust me, he's no joke. He's a legend in our community. His rep on the forums is top-tier.”

Ben's eyebrows knitted. 'Did he say forums? Is this an epic 4chan troll? I don't know what that means, but it doesn't sound reliable at all…'

When Beluga finished admiring his reflection, he continued speaking. ”Benjamin, we're having a nice banter here, but you can't just walk in here and become my disciple. You need to prove yourself first. Only the bravest of men are qualified to become true pick up artists. I need you to show me you're willing to do what it takes.”

Benjamin glanced at him. ”Was wearing a thong not enough?”

Beluga answered, ”No, that was my gift to you. A free style tip. Next comes the proper test in the field.”

Ben thought, 'Keep your damn gifts next time! ...Is he going to make me wear the thong in public?' Ben wasn't excited about this test but decided to see what Beluga proposed first.

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The three went to a public shopping mall nearby. Being midday, it was loaded with people. They were near the food court which had many cafes and people sitting down eating. Ben looked around. There were many women in the vicinity.

As people passed them, some would point at Beluga. It wasn't a surprise. He hadn't changed at all. He wore his purple pimp hat and bathrobe with pride.

Ben wanted to run far away from him, but he was also wearing a thong underneath, so he wasn't holding the moral high ground either.

Beluga put his hand on Ben's shoulder. ”Ok. Here's what you'll do. You see that female sitting down? Approach her and say this…” He gave Ben his version of a divine line.

Ben's eyes widened in shock. ”Are you serious?”

Beluga gazed into his eyes. ”I've never told a joke in my life.”