17 A Physical Form? (1/2)
Max walked down the hall, water dripping off of him and leaving a small trail. He had admittedly panicked quite a bit, but to be honest he was still a virgin and while he was capable of dealing with flirting, when it came to skin to skin contact, he just wasn't used to it yet. This was espcially true when the woman was completely naked, it just threw him off.
Max rubbed his face with his hands and opened the door to his room, walking inside without bothering to close it. Mereleona had told him that there was going to be a meeting so he had to mentally prepare himself. Where there were royals and nobles, there would always be people whose temper ran short. Max had to prepare himself to keep hinself in line and only say something when it counted. He couldn't afford to offend anyone tomorrow.
”Hey Tilith, I have a question for you.” Max said as he sat on the edge his bed, completely neglecting to dry himself before sitting down. ”How come the personalities of others here are so much different then their anime counterparts? I thought this world followed the anime...”
”It does, but you know what doesn't,” Tilith began with a bit of amusement in her tone. ”You!!! The reason things are changing, that peoples personalities are changing, is due to yout influence. You could say that its all your fault.”
Max frowned, not completely understanding what she meant. ”Okay, I understand, but can you explain it to everyone else who doesnt understand? What's so special about me?”
”To this world? Everything,” Tilith said with a laugh. ”You dont see how different you act compared to others because you're from a different world. The way you carry yourself, the way you behave, your beliefs, your ideals, everuthing about you is different from the way normal people in this world think. This causes people to see you differently.” Tilith sounded both amazed and amused which was something Max never thought would happen. ”Why do you think Mereleona's affection rating is at 92? It isnt because your like everyone else on this world, its because your you.”
”Because I'm me?” Max asked, and then a realization came over him. ”Wait 92? Mereleona has a number higher than Mimosa? What does it mean that she's at 92?”
”Well, let me put it to you this way,” Tilith replied patiently. ”At 92, of you asked her for sex she'd most likely agree. Its a bit more complicated then that, but I'm just giving you the simplified version. As for your first question, the women here a normally used to dealing with either arrogant, power hungry snobs, or weak commoners who think all nobles are trash. There are more people, some who are exceptions but these two types of people make up the majority. To the women your a breath of fresh air and a new experience, a string, kind commoner who not only likes royals but is also not afraid of putting them in their place.”
”Okay, next question, why is Mereleona's affection so high? What did I do to get it that way?” Max was genuinely curious about what he possibly did to have a gorgeous woman hit on him, especially one as hot as she was.
Tilith laughed. ”It seems that she was the easiest waifu for your harem. The only way one can win her heart, was to have better instincts then her and, get this, have unlomited future potential. This means that she actually prefers younger guys, and this doesn't contradict the anime. Have you seen anyone in the anime that matched her preferences?”
”Asta, yuno,” Max said from the top of his head, unable to see where this was going. He could probably name more from the anime if he actually tried but he wanted to see where she was heading.
”And that's where preferences number three and number four come into play,” Tilith said with a laugh, clearly having fun with this. ”The third preference is that he not be too much shorter then her.”
”okay,” Max said, starting to get the picture somewhat. ”Then there's still yuno, he's only about three inches off from her and he's got limitless potential.”
Tilith giggled and lowered her voice, her tone taking on an almost girly quality. ”The third preference she has is that he must have a big,” she cleared her throat instead of saying it but Max got what she was saying and groaned in embarassment. He could actually imagine that wild woman wanting something like that.
”I thought she was cool but doesn't that seem kinda shallow?” Max asked as he placed his head in his hands, getting a clesr understanding of why Mereleona fell for him.
”Hey it isnt shallow to like it bigger, sure irmts useless if you dont know how to use it, but if you have a big one it reaaly stretches you out and makes you feel good. I personally prefer big ones too!!” Tilith said with giggle.
”Question...why do you like big ones when you dont even have a body?” Max was curious about this, Tilith didnt strike him as a pervert. ”You can't even enjoy the sensation of a big one if you have no body, or did you not take that into account?”
”How rude!!!” She said, her voice contained traces of hurt. ”I have a physical form you know, but just because you said those mean things, I refuse to share it with you.”
Maxs face blanched for a second, apparently finding it difficult to process what she said. He blinked a couple of times before what she told him finally hit home. ”YOU HAVE A PHYSICAL FORM???!!!” He basically shouted this, the echo travelling down the hallway.