66 A Crazy Rabbink (1/2)

Trevon finally got the chance to sleep with a very beautiful woman, one of the most beautiful in Heavenly Phoenix. It should be a beautiful sleep, nevertheless...

”Brak...!”

”Aw!” Trevon woke and found he was already laid on the floor after he bumped into the wall. He saw Master Rabbink was sleeping soundly on its super luxury spirit jade pet bed.

He then looked to his own bed. Issabella had kicked Trevon from the bed. A Rank 3 warriors could easily throw people with only a simple kick. She was sleeping peacefully.

[Did my aunt also experience this?] He felt his body was painful. Trevon touched his body parts which bumped into the wall. Luckily, he was a cultivator.

[Does the Rabbink's bed feel good?] Trevon had decided to experience Master Rabbink's million-years spirit jade bed. He moved slowly before he pulled the pet bed and dived into it.

”What are you doing?” Master Rabbink was angry. It had a good dream before Trevon woke it. [What was my dream again?] The Rabbink forgot its beautiful dream. It was something about delicious foods.

”You! Return my dream!” Master Rabbink materialized multiple fists above Trevon's head. Trevon had prepared for this. In order to experience a very short nap on this million-years spirit jade, he would trade a bit of extra pain.

[This is great. A human could sleep on it.] Trevon thought. Million-years old spirit jade was even softer than his usual bed. He could feel the spiritual energy in the atmosphere gathered on the bed. It felt cool and refreshing. His sleep would be beautiful and comfortable.

[I only need a warm blanket.] Trevon thought. With an additional warm blanket, the experience would be the heaven between cool and warm.

[I could rank up by sleeping on this bed.] He had another thought.

Yet, it didn't last long. Master Rabbink launched its fists to Trevon.

”Gwah! Gwah! I am sorry!” Trevon screamed. He jumped out of the pet bed.

”This is my bed.” Master Rabbink took the pet bed from Trevon. ”Gah! This smells a male human.” Master Rabbink couldn't accept this. It didn't want to eat the bed anymore. So, the Rabbink opened a portal and threw the bed into the void.

”What happened, Trevon?” Issabella was woken by Trevon's scream. ”Eh?”

She saw her beloved grandson already on the floor, he was filled with multiple bruises on his face. [Did I hit him during my sleep?]

”Are you ok? Let your elder sister treats your bruises!” Issabella took some ointments from her storage ring.

Trevon acted as a pitiful good boy. He nodded a little. While he couldn't think to do anything untoward to his own grandmother, he could enjoy such care from his own grandmother.

[Ah! I should find a wife as beautiful as my grandmother, but with a character like my mother.] He thought.

He slept on Issabella's lap while she smeared some ointments on Trevon's face. Trevon enjoyed the soft touch of her grandmother's finger while the ointment gave him a cooling sensation on his bruises.

”Hey! I have calculated my attack. You only need to use a bit spiritual energy to recover.” Master Rabbink complained.

[Shut up, Rabbink! I am enjoying the care. Ah...]

”This must be painful. Please forgive your elder sister!” Issabella hugged Trevon.

[OMG! Lucky, she is my own grandmother.] Trevon thought. If it was with another girl, he would already lose his sense. Meanwhile, if he lost his own sense, he would have to settle for those naughty young ladies as his wife. [I don't want that.] He thought.

Trevon enjoyed his sleep again. [No!] The Rabbink smirked.

He was kicked by his beautiful grandmother to the floor again.

[God, help me!] Trevon screamed in his heart. He couldn't sleep tonight.

”I won't.” Master Rabbink rejected. While the Rabbink was a God of Destiny, it wouldn't help a free to learn apprentice God like Trevon. ”You haven't paid your kowtow.”

[Let me rent your bed for a night! You have many, right?] Trevon pleaded. It saw the Rabbink had taken a new pet bed.

”No way! This bed could turn you into an immortal just by sleeping on it for one millennium. This Rabbink couldn't directly help you.” Master Rabbink felt annoyed.

[I will sing the entire night.] Trevon threatened Master Rabbink. He couldn't allow this Rabbink to sleep soundly while he couldn't.

”Fine. I want to see whether you are a good singer.” Master Rabbink woke.

Trevon sang a song really badly, of course, he sang on his heart. This was why he didn't practice to become a singer.

”This is stupid. I won't even write that in my novel.” Master Rabbink complained. While it could get extra words from Trevon's song, it was too ugly. ”Let me show how a song should be!”

Master Rabbink started to sing loudly.

The Rabbink sang a song about a rabbink who went into a war to protect its kingdom. It fought brilliantly in the war and became a hero. Yet the rabbink couldn't find its fiancée when it returned. Its beloved fiancée had been taken as a concubine of the king. The same king whom hero rabbink had just protected in the war. Hero rabbink decided to switch its allegiance and became a terrorizing demon of the kingdom. During a final war it managed to slay the king, it saw his own fiancée again. The hero rabbink...

”Hey! I haven't completed my story song.” Master Rabbink woke Trevon by materializing some water on his face. Trevon had managed to sleep on the floor because of Master Rabbink's song.

”Gah! I managed to fell asleep!!!” Trevon complained.

”Did you make me singing so you could sleep?” Master Rabbink felt insulted.

This was a new way an apprentice had used it. There had been many apprentices who used Master Rabbink as a hidden grandpa or super master. Yet Trevon had managed to turn it into a 'Guard Rabbink' and this time into a 'Lullaby Rabbink'.

”Eh?” Issabella woke again. She found Trevon on the floor. ”Did elder sister just throw you out of the bed again?” She asked. ”Should I return to my own room?”

”No need, Elder Sister. I was woken by a strange sound. I just came from washing my face in the bathroom. Hahaha.” Trevon didn't want to drive his grandmother out.

”You are the one who made me singing.” Master Rabbink felt angry.

”You should sleep on the inside.” She took Trevon to the bed again. This time Trevon slept on the inside. The beds in Heavenly Phoenix usually positioned right next to a wall or partition to save space.

Trevon finally managed to get a good sleep. [No. Of course. Gwahahaha.] The Rabbink changed a bit destiny.

He was kicked into the wall next to the bed. Luckily Issabella didn't add her spiritual power in her kick.

[Aih! This is why most cultivators married another strong cultivator.] Trevon thought while feeling the pain in his body. Only another strong cultivator could survive if the other party accidentally used spiritual energy. Therefore, powerful cultivator rarely stayed in the same bed with their commoner spouse. Even his father did this.

Trevon woke dizzily the next day. He woke very early and practiced his '1.000 Holy Flashes', but he didn't manage to increase his mastery level. [It won't be this fast.] He calmed himself.

Aya also started to practice with Jack. Jonathan, Berger, Jerry, Kevin, and Lance would arrive later. They weren't as maniac as those two.

”Jack you have to push-up two hundred thousand times today!” Trevon always got the last laugh. He remembered Jack tricked him. He was almost to unveil the herb girl.

”Yes, Young Master.” Jack didn't know when he was wrong. He was a training maniac. An extra two hundred thousand was nothing for him.

”You are so diligent today.” Issabella smiled when she saw her grandson already practiced. She had already changed her robe into a daily robe. The grand elder joined the practices. It was common to see many cultivators gathered together to practice their cultivation in the morning.

Some people argued the air had more spiritual energy before the sunrise. Most cultivators also believed the spiritual energy in the morning was the purest. It would allow greater result with half efforts.

”This must be because of my service last night.” Issabella laughed.

Aya looked weirdly at Trevon.

Jack was already accustomed to his madam's behaviors. She always loved to tease other people.

”Elder Sister! That would make people misunderstood.” Trevon complained.

”Yes. We had a short pillow talk yesterday.” Issabella smiled.

[A pillow talk?] Aya looked to Trevon. [He really did it.] She quickly moved a bit further from Trevon.

”...” Trevon couldn't believe her grandmother intentionally do that. Aya hadn't known his grandmother.

Issabella took her space. She started her own practice.

The grand elder practiced only some cultivation movements. couldn't show the secret family arts in front of other people.

Trevon completed the practice, got his daily dose of trouble, fed the small rabbinks, and took Nana from his universe.

He decided to get his breakfast in the family pavilion. He wanted to check whether he got his compensation from the Redwood family.