52 Side story- Holiday Special! (1/2)

(A/N: Sorry if anyone is sad since this isn't really a plot heavy chapter, but well, I hope that it will help with some character development in lieu of plot progression. Also, this takes place in the Naruto world before he made Itachi Hokage and before he left, however it was after he began development of his dimension.)

'Informing host, the previous query of when your worlds holidays would line up has been analyzed, from now on system should be able to calculate for this holiday no matter the world. Calculated timing for Holiday to be optimal in this world will be in 1 month, 1 week, and a single day.'

Ah, wow I started that last year when I felt it was around Christmas time. So this is for Christmas right?

'Affirmative, however there are a multitude of Holidays around this time therefore system shall defer to it as such.'

Okay, well this year I am going to teach everyone Christmas joy, cheer, and whatnot. Hm, I should act as Santa Clause and go visit everyone? No, I don't really want to get stabbed. Okay, how can I ninjafy this Holiday? Well, I can go around and show everyone some of the popular foods to cook, like Ham, Turkey, Pies, and well just whatever, I mean I have a shit ton of recipes in my inventory. Actually I have a lot of books period, maybe I should make a library in that new world, no that's not important right now.

Food is easy, everyone loves food, liquor is easy too. Convincing people about presents shouldn't be too hard either actually and I can demonstrate by giving everyone I know a present. Hm, I wish Olivier was here so I could give everyone that Jewelry I commissioned years ago, but well I just need a good moment. Okay, well who says I need to make Christmas anyway?

We could just use it as a time of Joy, cheer, and togetherness I guess. Enjoy what we have and what not. So basically thanksgiving combined with Christmas! All the good and none of the genocide or religious undertones! Yeah, I think it will be fun just doing that actually.

So for the next month I started spreading the word, not just to the villages and lands under our (okay, my control) but to the others as well. I wanted to make this a worldwide celebration! I even have a team of ninja ready to go and transport people around using the Thunder God technique so that not only can people come here, but so that they can go visit other lands. Hm, actually this may not be a bad service to go and make during normal times as well to make it even faster, or at least make it emergency transportation for people.

Wait, got on a tangent. Anyways, it has been snowing for the past few weeks and with the help of some of those with ice release we even have a large area dedicated to making snow sculptures. I even participated, I made the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon for mine. Thankfully I had spread various Anime's around before, so some people actually got the reference. However I didn't win, it was Kakashi and his little sister who decided to go and make a fucking Dragon from Skyrim. I don't even know how those bastards managed to do it, but god damn.

Actually, I didn't even get 2nd or 3rd place, I got 4th. The second place was Itachi and Sasuke who made a gundam, and then the third place was actually a sculpture of me done by Orochimaru, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Naruto, and Minato. I would have been much more upset if it wasn't for the fact that it actually looked badass whereas all that I did was go and make a copy of basically a dick joke. I wonder if there is some way for me to preserve these statues actually, hm. Well I'll ask those with ice release later.

So we did a lot of events like that, I even started, on accident, a tradition where each company would reveal a brand new announcement for their most ambitious project coming out next year. I mean, most would go and keep a lot secret, but man there were some pretty cool ads. Like Itachi has his own Company that he made called the holy trio (It's him, Sasuke, and Shisui). I was surprised that they all made a company together too, but oh well) and apparently they are going to be making their own version of elder scrolls online, except, well, fucking good. Okay I know it's vague, but well they read the books pretty closely apparently and understand the lore so they are going to completely make the map by hand(which is ambitious in it's own right), all content from each game will be present, well at least from 3 to 5 it will have all content. No clue how they'll do it with how many choices and quests there are, especially with the different times they take place in, but hey whatever. They are even going and getting an absolute shit ton of voice actors (I get to be the leader of the thieves guild since they thought it was most fitting for me as leader of the shinobi.)

Wait, losing track again. Okay, I also made a thing, since we have such a surplus of funds that I literally have been trying to spend for the leaf, we will have everyone get a full meal! The leaf will cover everyone's meal, the chefs payment, and all that fun stuff. That way everyone can enjoy themselves! Now that doesn't mean that there won't be stalls up though, I mean it's not a festival without stalls after all. Hm, what else is there, oh yeah! For all the kids who can't afford presents and those who can, I have been acting as Santa for everyone under 18 (though there are some people I know over 20 who will get some presents that will help them out in life.).

Man, I sat down in a chair for 2 days listening to all of these kids, but I listened to every single one of their requests and had various people write it down, I have about a week to get everything together, and I want to make this kids happy. Now, I had them write down what they wanted, but I also made sure to have those writing by the kids name what their personalities were like, so if they were spoiled then I would get them a rather simple present, but if they were good kids that would go and do nice things for others or if they really needed help from me then I would make sure they got something amazing.