23 This Goddess Shall Take Immediate Action! (2/2)
”Mhmp… Mhmp…” The words that should have been incomprehensible were somehow understandable to the Blade Spirit. And so the two continued with their conversation, after their reunion after countless years.
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”So, this is a tim-.” Before the Blade Spirit could say anything more, Shu Yidan tapped her lips.
”Don't acknowledge what has happened. Just ignore it and go on like you didn't notice anything. After coming this far, I was to die to a paradox of all things.” Hearing Shu Yidan's words, the red-haired woman nodded solemnly.
”So, this is kinda unexpected. Not only did I follow alongside you through time and space, I was even gained a System! Plus there is the Divine Energy as well! This is fucking awesome! Remind me how this all happened again?” Seeing the Blade Spirit who seemed to have ascended to the Ninth Heaven, Shu Yidan couldn't help a smile either.
”So, back then against Yang Yi, you were completely, utterly destroyed. I sealed the remnants of your shattered spiritual fragments, but unless time was reversed, it was impossible to reconstruct you. And… well, after I was done with Yang Yi, the measures I took to ward against his revival included warding against temporal techniques.” The reincarnated Blade Spirit nodded at his explanation.
”Anyway, I was a True Immortal at that time. One who had fucked up his cultivation so hard that an inescapable tribulation was coming to destroy him, but still, a True Immortal. The Technological Immortal Alliance approached me and I decided to trade me the Restricted Spirit Crystal – RXW7651 in exchange for me joining them.” Saying this, Shu Yidan thought about how to phrase his statement. ”It is… well, basically a memory card. From what they explained to me, it uses the principle of 'even permanently deleted data can be brought back as long as traces of it remain in the system.' So well, I implanted you into the Restricted Spirit Crystal and stored the Restricted Spirit Crystal in my soul. At that time, my tribulation was coming and I needed to make every moment count to reincarnate successfully…”
Having explained this, Shu Yidan smiled. He hadn't just reincarnated successfully, adding the time travel on top, it was a fucking Great Success!
”Anyway, you should have taken millions of years to return, but I guess the time travel cancelled that requirement out? And as for the System, well, maybe your resentment of Yang Yi and the technological source of the Restricted Spirit Crystal came together to form a System to destroy him and those of his likeliness?” Shu Yidan could only guess.
”Anyway, you need to do something about the new missions! You aren't turning me into a manwhore, damn it!” Done with the explanations, Shu Yidan began with the main topic!
”Is it truly so bad? The Divine Energy is coming from your true homeworld, so the requirements for accepting it are so lowered. You don't need to grant some divine abilities or protect anyone! They just want you to have some sex!
This is your Sect, you've spent 250 years protecting this place, your predecessor's identity is also the young master of this Sect… Even this moment, if you barge in the female disciple's dorms to attack, you'll be welcomed with open arms! If you don't take advantage, what is even the meaning…” Hearing the extra-passionate argument, Shu Yidan wanted to facepalm!
”By the way, the people from your homeworld are truly too generous with faith! I think that if I manage to absorb some more, I can upgrade the Villainous Plot Halo Splitting System into the Villainous Plot Halo Splitting Dual Cultivation System!! The people from your homeworld will love it, I am sure, maybe even more than you! Just think about it!” Saying this with a winning smile, the Blade Spirit caused her breasts to bounce with a jump!
”Add the high cultivation speed of Dual Cultivation with the power to hunt down cockroaches like Yang Yi! A Perfect System! Don't you like it?!” Shu Yidan was going to reply when the Blade Spirit spoke more.
”Friend who is reading this on a screen! Help my argument! Comment [SHU YIDAN MANWHORE PLAN START] and support me with your faith! If you do so, this goddess shall take immediate action!” Saying these words while pointing at the sky, the Blade Spirit had a strangely solemn expression. ”…Also, I want a damn name.”