Chapter 434: : Two fools (1/2)
At night, the cool breeze slowly passed.
In Rumo's sky, the starlight was slightly dim, and a round of crescent moon glowed with silvery white light, as if covering the earth with a layer of silver.
At this time, it was already more than one o'clock in the middle of the night.
No matter it is in the zoo or the People's Park under the mountain, there is silence, but from time to time, a few insects can be heard from the grass.
The breeze hit the leaves with a rustling sound.
Suddenly, I heard a scream of ‘Oh’, like a thunder in this silent night!
Suddenly, many animals who were resting were awakened by this scream.
Fortunately, Lin Fan and Little Fox in the attic were still asleep and didn't seem to be affected in any way.
Outside the fence on the edge of the small forest, the old fifth screamed and fell to the ground.
He didn't even care about the fart. The stock was so painful that he fell, but looked at the chimpanzees around with a frightened expression.
”Brother, what's the matter?” Old fifth asked with a trembling voice.
He had been calling the boss just now, and the boss didn't answer. When he looked down, he discovered that a dozen big chimpanzees surrounded them with hideous faces.
That's not even counted, there is a big yellow cat on the wall with a strange green light flashing in its eyes, sitting there lazily with its paws, combing its own hair.
”How do I know that this is going on, Fifth, did you bring bananas? Didn't you say that orangutans like to eat bananas? Give them a try!” The old ambassador said with a swallow.
”Brother, we're here to steal something, how can I bring that thing, and now at this price, bananas are more than ten yuan, can't afford it!” The old fifth was crying.
Hearing this, the boss was also a bit speechless.
At this moment, a dozen chimpanzees were beside them, all staring at the two of them, especially the one standing in the front. At a glance, they knew that this was the leader among them.
Upon seeing this, the boss thought, and quickly took out the cigarette case from his pocket, took out a cigarette, smiled and handed it over, and said, ”Brother, do you not smoke? Come one?”
”Brother, what are you doing? Orangutans also smoke? Are you scared?” Old fifth frowned and said.
”What do you know, I haven't watched it on TV, let alone smoking, some orangutans can even drink alcohol!” The boss immediately retorted.
Seeing these two people singing and making a peace, the ingot sitting on the wall almost fell off without a smile.
To say that they are stupid is a bit of an insult to the word'stupid'.
Judging from the years of experience of ingot messing around outside, it has never seen a thief with such three shots.
Don't worry if you are timid, even if you have such a different idea, you are embarrassed to come out and steal something with such an IQ?
Yuan Bao kept laughing fiercely in his heart, and he was about to laugh.
But Taishan below does not have so many laughs. As the captain of the security team in the zoo, it is its duty to protect the safety of the zoo.
Fortunately, Yuan Bao discovered the whereabouts of two stupid thieves early today. If they were allowed to sneak in and lose a few animals, they would see the boss tomorrow and would not know what to say.
Snapped! With a crisp sound, Tai Shan directly opened the boss's hand and opened it, and the cigarette in his hand also fell directly to the ground.
”Squeaky squeaky ho...” An angry look flashed in Taishan's eyes, groaning strangely.
Seeing this scene, the boss and the fifth are dumbfounded.
”It, it's stupid? Old fifth, can you understand what it's talking about?” the boss asked tremblingly.
Lao Wu frowned: ”Brother, it means that maybe you don't like smoking, or are you giving him something else?”
”I, I don't have anything special, I just brought up the cigarette... By the way, what else is there on you? Take it out and give it a try!” said the boss.