Chapter 1595 (2/2)
”Well, I can read at one year old, write words and poems when I'm three years old, compete with the heroes of Heshuo when I'm five years old, run around the world with my talent at seven years old, disdain everything at nine years old, even if I can write poems on grass, trees and stones, I'm nicknamed as” Du Gu Qiu Bai ”
after hearing this, Su Chen immediately disdained the way, and his mouth was filled with a smile of pride, Make the next side of the shuguifei listen to all can not help but a sudden smile.
As soon as Su Chen said this, the whole audience was silent and silent. Even some people were said by him with a black line, and even his face was hung with some embarrassed look.
Why don't you go to heaven when you can read at one year old?
What can you recite poems and lyrics at the age of three, and all the plants, trees and stones can be poems when you are nine years old. You are called a poet immortal. Do you still want to be defeated alone?
Isn't this just talking to us in the lobby before the imperial concubine?
At that time, many people showed a look of disdain, looking at Su Chen, they were speechless.
I've seen one who can brag, and I've never seen one so capable of blowing. It's going to be blown to heaven!
What's more, were you not the famous junchai master of the Su family?
After listening to Su Chen's words, Zhang Shuyu could not help laughing, shaking his head and smiling, and looking at Su Chen jokingly, ”in this case, I should give a word to Su adults more!”
”Well, I'm here to listen to you!” Su Chen also returned with a slight smile and a playful banter in her eyes.
”Listen to me, then.” When Zhang Shuyu shook his hand, he suddenly produced a folding fan. He waved the fan and said, ”full of losses, modest benefits, humble childe, be gentle as jade!”
As soon as Zhang Shuyu said this, before Su Chen could reply, there was a clapping sound of flattery.
”Well, it's really good. He deserves to be Mr. Zhang. He's much better than that arrogant guy!”
”Mr. Zhang is so talented that he can be called the king of poetry. That immortal poet is nothing but bullshit.”
”He is worthy of being a young master Zhang, and he has the demeanor of everyone.”
”I just deserve the title of the king of poetry just because I am so elegant. As for someone, I can only boast about myself.”
As soon as Zhang Shuyu's voice fell, someone flattered him.
”You are mocking me for your loss and modesty? But it's very good. In that case, you'd better put up your ears
Su Chen scorned a smile, simply ignored those flattering people, but playfully swept to Zhang Shuyu, his eyes full of banter but without a trace of anger.After su Chen's voice came out, even the lady next to the side of the lower part blinked her eyes and held her breath. The stars were filled with a trace of expectation.
After su Chen made a full gesture, he fanned the folding fan in his hand slightly, swung his sleeve robe, and finally opened his mouth, slowly chanting: ”a ditch is three feet above the ground, and the water flows all the year round.”
Everyone was stunned. Is this a poem about scenery? What's the educational significance?
At this time, with a ”pa” sound, Su Chen grasped the folding fan in his hand, and slowly said the last two sentences: ”no cattle and sheep come to eat grass, only see tufu feather washing their hair!”
Three feet above the ground, a ditch, the water flows all the year round.
No cattle and sheep came to eat grass, but Bunyu was washing his hair.
”Huh?”
After listening to the black line, they frowned. They did not know why, and their faces were stunned.
What's going on here?
It's just an ordinary scenery poem that can be compared with my respected young master Zhang?
”What? That's what you can do with it? ”
”That's right. Spicy chicken is spicy chicken. It's shameless to call yourself a poetic immortal.”
After hearing this, they immediately showed a look of disdain and said one after another.
”Oh, the king of poetry thought that the great changes had taken place in Lord Su in the past two years. Even if he had put on his black hat, he was still the same old wood!”
After hearing this, Zhang Shuyu burst into laughter. His face was full of disdain and seemed to be disgusted. He could not help but take the edge in his words.
”Oh, is this poem really so bad?” After listening to the people's sarcasm, Su Chen not only had no anger on her face, but also laughed.
With Su Chen's saying that, a glimmer of light flashed over her peerless beauty, and then she even giggled, just like the comfortable sea breeze blowing along the sea.
When the crowd saw it, some people immediately laughed with dryness. At the same time, some people wanted to pile up a smiling face to accompany the imperial concubine. However, they didn't know where the point of the smile was, which caused an embarrassing situation.
”Oh! So it is. Hahaha
Just when they were in a daze, there was a young man in the crowd who laughed with a smile, and there was a trace of approval in his expression.
The young man in white is Mr. Liu, the eldest son of a third grade official.
Although he was young, he was also talented. Some people even rated him as the second king of poetry, Mr. Zhang! That's why Mr. Liu sent him to the party this time.
”Mr. Liu, why are you laughing?” Immediately, some people were puzzled and earnestly asked.
”Oh? Don't you think it's funny? ” After hearing this, Mr. Liu asked suspiciously. Then he laughed again. At the same time, he gave Su Chen a thumbs up and gave him a look of approval!
They all looked at Mr. Liu's eyes one after another. They looked at him and looked at Su Chen's eyes. After a little thinking, they suddenly seemed to realize something.
”Mr. Su, it seems that this poem is not so simple!” Immediately someone realized it and exclaimed.
At this time, a schoolgirl carrying a teapot, lifted the bead curtain into the hall for people to add tea and water.
The next moment, some people are still thinking about Su Chen's doggerel poem, and immediately burst into laughter.
”Ha ha ha ha ha...”
”yes, I'm sorry, Mr. Zhang, I can't help it...
” Mr. Zhang, ha ha, it's so funny, I can't help it either! ”
After all the people realized that some people were still slightly twitching and trying to smile, but when someone started laughing, many people began to be infected and couldn't help laughing.
Even while laughing, I felt a little ashamed.
At this time, Zhang Shuyu had a black line, his face was full of resentment and embarrassment. He even felt numb in the face of the laughter of the crowd. At this time, he had the heart to kill Su Chen.
But Su Chen was still calm, and didn't think there was anything wrong with him. After all, there was reciprocity. You can call me, and I can come back to you, no problem!
”Presumptuous, you shameless fellow! How dare you recite such vulgar poems in front of your lady! ”Zhang Shuyu immediately burst into a rage and stood up indignantly, his hands shaking slightly and pointing at Su Chen.
”Oh, my poetry king will be angry? Isn't it that you still have a generous mind just now Su Chen didn't worry at all. She ate a bunch of grapes to relieve her hunger.
”What's more, what's worse about my poem? It's obviously superior, OK? Lady, are you right Su Chen then said, at the same time slowly a folding fan, fan up the breeze, looking at Shu princess.
Lady Shu smiles, as if she can melt a man's heart. She doesn't speak, but she also looks at Su Chen.
”Don't tease me. You're so respectable.”