547 The Buddha says (2/2)
As such, Shi Xiaobai also began walking slower. It was harder for him to move but he never stopped once, even if he was moving forward at one millimeter after another. He didn't stop at all.
Reverend Misery Sea remained in his spot and as such, Shi Xiaobai finally came in front of him.
A look of disbelief finally flashed in Reverend Misery Sea's eyes. He sighed and said, ”You are none other than an evil scum, bound to become a demon of the future. It is equivalent to saving all of humanity by taking you down. The meritorious service would allow This Penniless Monk to meet Buddha!”
”Fuck your bullshit!”
Shi Xiaobai puffed with great difficulty as he tried to straighten his chest. He could not help but curse angrily.
A look of anger flashed in Reverend Misery Sea's eyes as he opened his mouth to continue reciting the Diamond Dhyana. ”The Buddha says...”
”The Buddha says: Go fuck yourself!”
Shi Xiaobai roared angrily as his stiff and slow body suddenly moved like it had broken its debilitating shackles. He struck quickly at the shameless old monk with a palm!
Proud Dragon Repents, go fuck yourself!
Reverend Misery Sea's expression changed as he suddenly bellowed!
”Kneel!”
The angry bellow sounded like the resonating crack of thunder. It was ear-splitting!
It was not the Diamond Dhyana but the Diamond Dhyana Lion Roar. Its might was several times stronger!
As if it was the final straw that broke the camel's back, Shi Xiaobai collapsed completely as his strike only reached midway before coming to a halt. His knees felt as though they had been slammed heavily as he nearly knelt down.
However, Shi Xiaobai could kneel to the heavens and earth, and his parents, but he refused to kneel to the old bald donkey. With all his strength, he threw himself forward at Reverend Misery Sea like a pouncing wolf.
Reverend Misery Sea retreated back as Shi Xiaobai crashed to the ground with a thud. A hole the shape of a human opened up!
Reverend Misery Sea suddenly struck out into the sky with his palm as five fingers came plummeting from the sky. With a rumble, it smashed on Shi Xiaobai's body. Like a five-finger mountain, it suppressed Shi Xiaobai completely!
At that point, Shi Xiaobai could no longer move.
Reverend Misery Sea smiled slightly and said, ”In the past, Buddha had suppressed the Monkey King, Sun Wukong. Today, Misery Sea has suppressed Shi Xiaobai. Excellent, truly excellent!”
Reverend Misery Sea adjusted his cassock and turned to say to Tyger Li, ”Benefactor Li, go ahead!”
”Great.”
Tyger Li nodded in satisfaction as he picked up the saber Eventide Third Wolf had dropped to the ground before slowly walking towards Shi Xiaobai.
Mu Lengxi turned anxious but she could not move. Instantly, she felt melancholic and felt full of regret. She regretted not studying magic that Granny Deepblue wanted her to do. She was engrossed with reading books and frequently skived. If she were just a bit stronger, perhaps, she could...
Shi Xiaobai did not panic when facing despair. Instead, he had fighting spirit and his fury. He absolutely would not yield, much less give up.
”Go ahead and rage!”
Suddenly, a strange demonic voice resounded in his mind.
Simultaneously, Reverend Misery Sea's 'benevolent' voice resounded, ”A murderer must repay with his life. It is only right.”
Shi Xiaobai immediately felt incensed as he once again neared 'raging'.
At that moment, a familiar but also strange voice sounded in the night.
”This Emperor is still alive so how can there be murder and why is there a need to pay with one's life?”
That voice was Speechless Li's voice!
Tyger Li and Reverend Misery Sea turned their heads in shock and looked towards the source of the voice. They saw a handsome young man slowly walk out the door to the memorial hall.
The bright and clear moonlight illuminated the boy's face. His face was paler and colder than the moonlight. However, he clearly was the 'dead' Speechless Li!
Tyger Li's expression was filled with a myriad of colors. It was hard to tell if he was pleasantly shocked or horrified. He seemed to have a guess as he said with a frown, ”You faked your death?”
Speechless slowly walked into the courtyard. He was hobbling and looked somewhat weak but his eyes were bright like the stars. Upon hearing Tyger Li's question, Speechless shook his head and said, ”No, I truly died.”
As Speechless spoke, he turned to look at Reverend Misery Sea and said with a sneer, ”I had not only died, I had even gone to the Western Paradise where I met Buddha. He told me that an old bald donkey was using His name to engage in shameless acts. So He sent me back and told me to tell the old bald donkey—The Buddha says: Go fuck yourself!”IChooseDogLeading (我选择狗带) when read in Chinese sounds like I Choose Go Die. It was a meme that resulted from a former member of famous Korean boygroup, EXO, TAO (Huang Zitao). At a concert, there was a part in a rap that where he said ””, but due to a mispronunciation, it sounded like he will not easily choose to be led by dogs. This phrase now means 'I'd rather die/I choose death'.