319 Murder induced by a pool of pee (1/2)
Chapter 319: Murder induced by a pool of pee
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“Everyone, leave the valley as fast as possible!”
Shi Xiaobai said to everyone in the mountain valley.
This was the sixth time he was facing the same scene. He fell somewhat in a trance momentarily, but he snapped out of it very quickly.
Shi Xiaobai repeated the words he had said before, while the rookies reacted in the same manner by heading towards the valley in droves.
Shi Xiaobai turned his head and whispered to Ka Xiaozi, who was beside him, “This King needs to go first. There’s someone outside the valley that needs saving. Can you wait for This King outside the valley?”
Shi Xiaobai had promised to protect Ka Xiaozi and to never be more than three meters away from her.
He had to leave the valley as fast as possible, and if he brought Ka Xiaozi along with him, the monsters might no longer feel any dread. Who knew what they could do.
Although there was no way to determine which of the two of them was what made the monsters feel dread, it was the moment when he needed to make a bet.
“Alright.”
Ka Xiaozi was very understanding as she agreed without any hesitation.
The reason why she wanted to stay beside Shi Xiaobai was because ‘I’m very weak’. It sounded like she was requesting a safety umbrella, but in fact, it was just an excuse.
She did not need Shi Xiaobai’s protection. She just needed to be beside Shi Xiaobai when he was not in trouble.
Shi Xiaobai gave Ka Xiaozi a grateful look and did not speak any further. Turning around, he used Crab Steps to rush forward at an extremely fast speed.
While passing by the rookie who was about to release his ‘toxic gases’, Shi Xiaobai stretched out his hand and held his shoulder and pinched it a few times.
Shi Xiaobai did not repeat the important matter thrice this time because he realized that it was superfluous. Farting required ‘courage’. Other than this rookie who could not resist any further, the others had great discipline.
Therefore, Shi Xiaobai chose to use the ‘Massage Technique of God’ to suppress this youth’s biological embarrassment.
Following that, even if the youth wanted to fart, he would not be able to do so. He would have to bear with it for a period of time.
Of course, this feeling wasn’t very pleasant. It was similar to constipation, but Shi Xiaobai believed that the youth would agree to dedicate himself for the greater good by accomplishing such a momentous feat of sacrificing his own ‘happiness’ to prevent the ‘disaster’ on everyone else.
Well, for his opinion, let’s not ask about it. Let’s pretend he agreed to it.
However, the fart was truly wretched. Shi Xiaobai could not imagine what sort of noxious gas it would turn into after it festered for a period of time.
He only wished that the youth would be able to find a toilet when the time came, so as to not pollute the environment.
Shi Xiaobai overtook everyone very quickly. He reminded them once again to leave the mountain valley as soon as possible and gather outside the valley to wait, before rushing out of the valley.
When the rookies saw Shi Xiaobai rushing out of the valley, they did not dare delay any further and immediately sped up.
When Shi Xiaobai ran out of the valley, he ran straight into the forest.
None of the forty-eight rookies had died, yet the choice [ Save all rookies ] had failed.
What was the contradiction in this matter?
Shi Xiaobai had first thought of two possibilities.
Firstly, there were forty-nine rookies who entered the mountain valley at the beginning. Before the choice appeared, a rookie had been silently devoured by a monster without anyone noticing, eventually dying after a period of time.
Secondly, there was a rookie who had managed to enter the valley before he shattered the diamond monster before being devoured by a monster. Therefore, what seemed like forty-eight rookies in the valley was actually supposed to be forty-nine.
However, the two possibilities were very quickly put aside by Shi Xiaobai temporarily.
This was because from the attacks from before, the heads of the monsters were unlikely to be large. If not, they would not have simply bitten off heads or limbs in their attacks. There was a very low chance of devouring a rookie whole.
Furthermore, if that truly was the case, how was he to save that rookie?
Against these monsters he could not see, hear or sense, Shi Xiaobai could only use a wide area-of-effect sword attack mindlessly. There was no other way, much less find the monster among the sea of monsters that had devoured the rookie before carefully dissecting it to save the rookie.
Therefore, Shi Xiaobai could only temporarily place these two possibilities aside.
He later realized that all the ‘possibilities’ he came up with would not result in such a contradictory situation.
Shi Xiaobai immediately looked at it from a different logical point of view.
If there were no ‘possibilities’, then would an ‘impossibility’ perfectly explain the situation at hand?
Therefore, Shi Xiaobai very quickly thought of an ‘impossibility’.
There was a rookie that had entered the valley with them, but due to a mental lapse, he had ran into the forest to run naked.
If that youth that was running naked had died, everything could be explained.
However, this possibility had been limited to an impossibility due to the words ‘in Dragon Mountain Valley’ in the choice [ Save all rookies in Dragon Mountain Valley ].
However, everything impossible could very well be a ‘possibility that seemed impossible’.
Shi Xiaobai pondered over it repeatedly before betting on this ‘impossibility’ on his sixth attempt.
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Shi Xiaobai darted through the woods, unsure of where the exact location of the youth running naked was, so he could only run around blindly in the woods.
It was unknown where the youth had gone, so Shi Xiaobai failed to find him instantly.
Shi Xiaobai was keeping track of time in his heart. Seeing how the failure that had happened a few times was about to happen without him finding the rookie, Shi Xiaobai gradually became anxious.
However, there was no other way than to search blindly in the forest.
Finally, when there were only a few seconds remaining, Shi Xiaobai saw the youth in the distance after turning around a bend!
The youth was stark naked, unafraid that his dick would freeze!
However, this was not something that Shi Xiaobai had to worry about. He frowned because in the distance, he saw the youth leaning at a tree in fear, and in front of him stood the black-robed youth holding his crimson sickle!
The black-robed youth’s eyes were cold as the crimson sickle was held to the youth’s neck, as though he was hesitant about severing the youth’s neck or not.