155 Lets celebrate by getting a room (2/2)

In the story, he was a courageous king. Chen Lingcun was his mount, the “Dragon of Supreme Command”. He saved Chen Lingcun from the forces of evil, the “Underworld”, and signed a blood pact with the demon-slaying holy sword. Finally, he used “Excalibur” to forcefully open the door to the Underworld.

Shi Xiaobai even mentioned the creation of his own technique, “Heaven Collapsing Earth Shattering Turtle Empyrean Punch”, describing that one punch in an extremely vivid fashion.

Kali listened to him with great enjoyment. Although she had almost seen everything with her own eyes, it was also because she knew what had happened that made her find it interesting when heard from Shi Xiaobai’s perspective.

Even towards a few embellishments Shi Xiaobai made, she did not fault him and instead realized that the plot could be understood in such a manner. She found it quite interesting from how it was narrated by Shi Xiaobai.

In short, Kali liked Shi Xiaobai’s story a lot. This was probably what it meant by the statement that love sees no fault.

“This King returned to the human world from the door to the Underworld, but due to This King’s overly-powerful existence, it caused disorder in the space-time continuum, resulting in a tiny error in the warping destination, so This King was sent here.”

Shi Xiaobai narrated his own understanding in a solemn fashion. As for being warped to the street for his chance encounter with Chen Lingcun’s brother, Shi Xiaobai was also scratching his head, before he concluded that this was the “King’s Luck”.

Kali was amused hearing this, but she was also relieved.

For Shi Xiaobai to be so conveniently sent to where Chen Lingcun’s brother was was of course due to her “machinations”.

Suddenly, Kali felt something strange.

She turned her head and realized that Shi Xiaobai’s eyes were fixated at her chest.

Kali’s heart began to race as she recalled of her bold moves at Riko’s apartment last night. She felt a sudden rush of embarrassment.

Why was he looking at that spot?

Could it be…

My heavens, Shi Xiaobai, you are still so young, how can you be so lustful!?

Kali rolled her eyes at Shi Xiaobai.

Only then did Shi Xiaobai come round to as he reluctantly withdrew his gaze.

The reason why he was looking at Kali’s chest was naturally not because of some decadent matters.

It was because he could not suppress the desires in his heart. He wanted to give the “Massage Technique of God” he had just received a try!

As long as he used the Massage Technique of God on Kali’s chest, there was a large chance of achieving the effects of “breast enlargement”!

Cut your suspicions. Massaging for breast enlargement is just child’s play for the Massage Technique of God!

Every problem in the world could be resolved with the Massage Technique of God!

Shi Xiaobai kept having the thoughts of putting the secrets of the Massage Technique of God in his brain to practice.

And if it’s massaging for breast enlargement, Kali’s mosquito bites were clearly the best experimental subjects.

However, Shi Xiaobai recalled how Riko nearly blew up because of him accidentally touching that spot, so he immediately shelved the idea.

“This King will one day let you witness This King’s Massage Technique of God. Just you wait!”

With this thought in mind, Shi Xiaobai stared at Kali’s chest once again.

“Let’s go home!”

Shi Xiaobai felt that he had many things to do. Filthy Turtle Divine Technique, Massage Technique of God as well as his superpower were all in desperate need of development. Hence, Shi Xiaobai was somewhat anxious to return to Steel City.

However, he was taken aback after taking two steps.

Where was this?

How was This King to return?

Kali grinned and tugged Shi Xiaobai’s sleeve as she pointed to herself, playfully winking at him.

Shi Xiaobai immediately remembered how Kali had brought him to Southern Gold City previously. She knew how to teleport!

Shi Xiaobai naturally reached our his hand to grab Kali’s soft and somewhat cold hand.

“Let’s go!”

Shi Xiaobai suddenly felt that the biological creature known as “girlfriend” wasn’t as terrifying as Comrade Yang Wei had depicted.

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