36 Introducing the New sGirl” (1/2)

Editor: Crembo.

-Morning, My House-

-My POV-​

Observe her muscle movement.

'…This is a mistake.'

Calculate the sword path.

'…I shouldn't have done this at all.'

I punched it.

The sword got deflected.

”That's it, kid! Keep it up! Hahaha!!”

I followed up with another punch.

It got blocked by a shield, but she grunted as she withstood my strike.

I backed away to observe what she looked like.

”Even though you're short and small, you really pack a punch, kid! Hahaha!!”

[Lv.30 Bikini Warrior]

A tall, blonde, very muscular woman. With scars all over her body, wearing just an armored bikini.

The only reason I could be sure that she was a woman was because her panties, that thing between her muscular thighs, didn't have a bulge. They were just flat and smooth. Shit, that's a disturbing image right there.

She had a sword and shield, and because she blocked my fists with her shield, it had many fist imprints on it now.

It began when I said ”I want to fight a bikini warrior,” and yeah, I got a bikini warrior all right.

”Let's stop playing around and end this fight right now.”

I pumped more mana into the enchantment on my hands and feet.

”Aw, it's a shame that we have to end this. I still want to continue fighting you know.”

Her body started dimly glowing gold.

'Body Enchantment? Is that the reason why she's Lv.30? I need to change my strategy then.'

I changed my stance.

”Here we go!!”

She started to run.

Her speed became much faster after she started glowing but it was useless, my eyes could still follow her movements and I was using Thought Acceleration.

I could see how she would swing her sword, and because of that, when she attacked, I slipped under it and grabbed her sword arm.

”What?!”

With the help of Vector Change, I easily performed a shoulder throw and sent her flying into the air.

”Impossible!!”

And again, with the help of Vector Change, I easily performed an extreme speed flying side kick to her midsection.

”ORAAAAA!!”

”AAARRRGG!!”

I disarmed her, tugging the weapon from her grip using Telekinesis, as she flew from my kick.

I landed, the weapon landed, and she ”landed”.

I walked to her location.

I arrived and saw her sprawled on the ground, blood dripping from her lips.

”Finally, it's my win right?” I huffed.

”*cough* you are doing well kid!” she smiled while coughing up blood. ”Even though you're flat, I still believe you could become a fine Bikini Warrior in the future!!” she gave me a thumb up.

”I REFUSE!!” I immediately denied her claim.

[Simulation Complete]

Everything started turning back to data and the room changed back to its default state.

”*sigh* this is too early for me to get this tired.”

I lazily walked to the exit, and after leaving the room, I started gathering the materials for what I wanted to do today.

And while I was doing that, I decided to summarize what I've been doing these past few days.

First thing's first.

The things I wore underneath my clothes.

My underwear.

… I needed to swallow my man pride because I was doing this for more rewards at the end.

It started when I took off my Yukata to get laundry into the pouch. I looked at my chest, …nonononono, I LOOKED AT MY UNDERSHIRT, I remembered that I can only wear girl's clothing, so that meant the underwear I had been wearing must have been quite unisex. But since I didn't want any chance of my cover being blown, I took a step further for my disguise.

I bought a pink camisole and special underwear that could hide my bulge from the system.

'I just have to remember I'm doing this for the reward.'

I wore them and I looked at myself in the mirror.

”…I look cute.”

I started wailing after I realized what I just said.

On to the next one.

The Kappa.

”Welcome, welcome, my dear customer, please take a look at my wares.” said a blue haired, twin tailed girl in front of a stand.

”Oh my…” I said while covering my mouth with my sleeve.

[Lv.45 Aquatic Engineer, Kawashiro Nitori]

She wore a blue dress with lots of pockets around the hem of the skirt and her upper arm, and a dark aquamarine backpack with a golden key on one of the straps on the front. She also wore a green hat with a wispy white symbol on it, and blue wellington boots.

She appeared on the second day of my gathering, she really is an opportunistic fellow.

I looked at the items that she sold; all of them were the ingredients that I collected the previous day... And she gathered more items than I did, too.

After much thinking, I did what every woman would do in this situation.

I started haggling.

”4 cucumbers for all of this.”

”No way! Do you know how cold it was where I searched for all of these?! Make it 10!”

”5! I'm the only buyer for these things!”

”9! I gathered this all by myself!”

”6! I could do it too if you hadn't gathered them all before I did it myself.”

”8! That's how business works, early youkai gets the prize.”

Both of us stared at each other's eyes.

”Put it in a bag and do it for the entire winter, then we have a deal.”

”Deal!”

And that's how my gathering finished faster than usual and how I got one free interaction point for the challenge.

And speaking of collecting ingredients, I started using a little bit of Telekinesis to pick the stuff up from the ground. I did it like that because the ingredients were sturdy enough to be harvested without any delicate process, and also because it was faster to do it that way without having to stop every few seconds to pick them up one by one.

That was it for the weekly report I guess.

… Oh, would you look at that, I also finished the preparation for today at the same time I finished my internal monologue, good timing.

I held a letter in my hand.

”Good, let's hope I didn't make any mistakes, after all, it's my first time doing this kind of thing.”

I tucked the letter away into the waist pouch.

”Now, first stop, Marisa's House.”

I exited my house.

-Morning, Marisa's House-​

”Hm… Bara-san, somehow you look like someone I know-ze.” said Marisa while looking at me suspiciously.

”Ahaha, that must be just your imagination, Marisa-san.” I 'laughed'. 'DAMMIT MARISA! You will not ruin my disguise with your bullshit!' I thought.

I went to her house, she opened the door, we both introduced ourselves to each other, and the first thing she said was this bullshit.

”Yeah, it's probably just my imagination-ze.” She dropped the subject. ”So, Arah made a breakthrough in his research, huh?” she asked.

”Yes, due to that reason he can't leave his workshop, but since he promised to gather for his friends, Arah-sama decided to contract with me to do it instead. At least, that's what I've been told by him. Is that true?”

She nodded. ”He has promised he will do it, but to actually contract someone to do it for him when he's suddenly busy... That was unexpected-ze.”

”He said he took promises very seriously, so he's doing well for my first impression of him.”

”Hm…” she was thinking. ”And what else-ze?”

”What do you mean, 'what else'?” I was confused by her question.

”Your first impression of him-ze. Did you know that he's actually a pervert?”

'…Oi.'

”A few weeks ago, he used a magic item that made him smell nice to all woman-ze!”

'Oi!'

”And some months ago, he tried to enchant his eyes with a see-through enchantment to see under women's clothing-ze!”

'OI!!'

”... I… I don't know what to say.” I said, uncertainly.

”And you said you're living with him in his house, maybe he's planning to do something to you right now-ze!”

”T-there's no way he would do that, right? I mean, he was such a nice person when I first met him.”

”Just trust me; everything that I said is true because I'm the most trustworthy person in Gensokyo, Kirisame Marisa-daze.”

”…”

I closed my eyes and started calming myself before I unconsciously hit her in the head.

Breathe in, breath out, and start thinking.

'This must be a test, she's still suspicious of me so she's testing me if I would give in and hit her right now. Well, sucks to be you because I won't fall for your scheme.'