23 Day One of Extreme Not-So-Ordinary Ordinary Day (1/2)

-Day One-

-Late Morning, Human Village-

-Me POV-​

You know, I did expect something to happen soon, so I'm not gonna act like I was surprised or something…but still…really?

I already fill my quota for this week so I went to the sweet shop to buy some sweet, but look who did I found…no, it's more like who found me.

[Lv.? The Closed Eyes of Love, Komeiji Koishi]

I sense she's beside me, with some kind of dish shape thing on top of her figure, presumably her hat, and some kind of rope like thing around her body, I guess that's her third eye cable then, and she's slightly shorter than me.

Right now I'm in the outside chair of a sweet shop and Koishi is sitting beside me and she's eating my other dango.

As for the reason why I said 'I expect something to happen', the system gave me a quest this morning.

[5* Wild Ordinary Days]

[Survive the upcoming 3 wild days]

It's sketchy as fuck dude, I can smell the apocalypse flag from miles away.

And because of that I always on edge ever since this morning, I always open my eyes to check my surrounding for any Youkai, even though my sense didn't sense anything at that time.

But thankfully Akyuu help me tone down my worry.

”Is something wrong, Arah-san?” Akyuu ask.

I startled when I hear her voice.

Both of us are eating our breakfast right now.

”You look a more tense than the usual, is something bothering you?” Akyuu ask again but with worry this time.

I start rethinking the situation.

'…Now that I think about it, why do I even worried about it? Isn't my daily life already threatening enough as it is just by being an outsider in Gensokyo, so once again, why do I even worried with what the system said about surviving this specific three days?' I finished my thinking.

”…It's nothing serious, I rethinking what I'm thinking before we ate and I'm a fool to even thinking about it this morning, so thank you for worrying about me, Akyuu-chan.” I said my gratitude to her.

”..I don't really understand what's going on but you're welcome, I guess.” said Akyuu while confused.

I just nod at her.

And now, let's go back to Koishi.

Why the fuck is she here? Isn't she supposed to be like only start appearing after Subterranean Animism because Reimu and co. or just Reimu start battling her, resulting she's curious enough to go meeting other people, isn't that how the stories goes?

…The system, it must be. But what am I supposed to do now? Aren't I just has to survive for three days right? Then isn't that mean I don't fuck around with anyone that could kill me right?

...You know what, YOLO!

”…Who are you miss? Why are you eating my dango?” I ask her.

I sense she move her head to look at me.

…She didn't say anything back, resulting both of us just looking at each other faces, or I think I'm staring at the position of her face in my case.

'…my chest starts warming up.' I think.

It's my Gaia Tattoo, it keep me away from mentally fuck by anything, and right now Koishi trying to mind fuck me or subconsciously mind fuck me I guess.

”You eyes look funny!” she said with voices that have cheerful tone in it.

'…Holy hell, I can feel the emptiness in her voices, she's definitely the holy mother of empty emotion.' I though.

”…Yes, they are indeed looked funny, that's because I'm currently affected with blindness.” I reply.

”What is 'blindness'?” she asked while tilting her head.

I knew this will take a while so I repositioning my sitting position to become more comfortable.

”Well, blindness or blind is a state of someone that has lost their ability to see, for example, for a human, they see using their eyes and if they somehow lose it, they can't see anything through it.” I explained.

'But your eyes are still there, how is that you're blind while still having your eyes?” she ask.

”Haha, not losing an eye doesn't mean you still have your ability to see, even though losing it is another way to lose your ability to see, but what I'm talking about is when an eye get damaged from inside the body, and if that happen, you can say that the eye lose it function as an eye.” I explained.

'Now that I think about it the word 'read' in 'reading the mind' have a correlation with 'eye' because we use 'eyes to read', is that why ZUN design the Satori have another eye to read someone mind? Damn, that's clever.' I though.

”The eye that lose it function as an eye, wow, we have something in common! I make my 3rd eye went blind long time ago.” she said happily.

I feel that my chest isn't warm now, which mean she stopped using her power at me.

'…If I don't know anything about Satori, I think I will feel what she say as a joke but I'm not, blinding Satori's 3rd eye is the same as killing them because that eye is the reason why they exist as a Youkai, and Koishi until now are broken because of it. I maybe can help her with the help of the System but that was her own decision, and I'm someone who respects that kind of decision, even though her reason to do it was too selfish or maybe it was just because in the past she's in the middle of getting bullied by Human/Youkai and that force her to react immediately by closing her 3rd eye on the spot, which mean she doesn't …Oh wow, now that I think about, now I feel I want to absolutely kill the jerks that bullied her.' I finished my though.

”You look angry!” she cheerfully pointed at my face.

”…Yes, I'm angry at someone.” I said.

”That someone probably scared for their life right now then.” she cheerfully said.

*sigh* I sigh.

I look upward toward the sky.

'…Should I warn Satori about Oku? But Reimu and co successfully stop her when it happens. What if somehow they fail?' I snort. 'Then I just have to make sure they absolutely success right?' I start smiling. 'And now, I just do what I usually do. YOLO boys' I think.

”…In missy sentence said before, you said something about your '3rd eye', are you a Satori?” I ask still looking upward.

”Yeah, I'm a Satori!” she cheerfully replied.

”Then,” I turn to look at her. ”Perhaps, is your sister named Komeji Satori?” I ask.

”Yes!” She cheerfully answered.

”!” I tense up, my chest started burning.

'It burned! My chest started burning! SHE'S TOTALLY TRYING TO KILL ME! HOLD IT DUDE!' I scream inwardly.

”You chest start glowing!” she cheerfully pointed at my chest.

”G-glowing i-is it?” I stutter. ”I-it's good, it's g-good that it'ss burning, I mean, glowing.” I reply.

”Yeah!” she still cheerfully said.

'I sense Koishi's eye cables around her start moving, gotta defuse this quickly, HOLD THE PAIN, MAN UP PUSSY!' I scream internally.

”T-then about your sister, tell her that black and pink clothes also can make her cute too, instead of wearing blue and pink clothes.” I said smiling through the pain.

”Really?!” she ask disbelievingly.

I sense Koishi's eye cables not moving fast enough like it moved just now, but it's still coming near me, it's as if they are judging me.

”Yeah, Koishi-chan too, if you wear black and green clothes, you will also be cuter right now.” I said.

”Are you serious?!” she asked excitedly.

I sense Koishi's eye cables stop moving.

”Of course, my blindness will be cured in a few more days, and when it's cured, I want to look both of you to see how cute you two siblings are.” I smile confidently while giving her my thumbs up.

”Ehehehe, he said me and onee-chan are cute.” she said bashfully.

I sense Koishi's eye cables retraced to their original position.

My chest stopped burning and stay in warm temperature.

'Okay, somehow I dodge the bullet there, now to shoo her off.' I think.

I pick up my 3 wrapped take out dango beside me and gave it to Koishi, just for the record, I plan this dango to be a brib-*cough* gifts to Reimu, since I'm sure no one want to mess with Hakurei, and order it again after I give this to Koishi.

”Here, Koishi-chan, share this with your sister, it's my dango, I don't care if you eat it or throwing it away but my point is I don't mean you and your sister any harm by giving my sweets to you and also I want to see cute girl dress up with something cute.” I said while giving my sweet to Koishi.

”Sweet!” she said cheerfully.

The heat in my chest died down.

'…Finally,' I though in relieve.

”Thank you, pervert-san!” she said cheerfully.

[Achievement Alert]

[Impress the Closed Eyes of Love]

[Reward: 20.000 AP & 20.000 IP]

”…Seems like it's gonna be a thing now for anyone that first met me will call me a pervert, anyway, tell you sister to keep herself to be healthy, that goes the same for you too.” I tell her.

”Okay, good bye now, pervert-san!” she energetically wave at me before proceeding to skip hopping away from me.

In a few more second, I can't sense her anymore, and thus I start to truly relax right now.

'That was some experience, now finally I know how Gaia Tattoo worked for preventing me to get attacked mentally.' I think.

*whisper-whisper*

'Hmm? I hear people start whispering around me.' I though, as I start concentrating to hear what are they talking about

”…He's talking to by himself for a while…”

”…a loony person…”

”…Youkai possessing him…”

I start getting annoyed after I hear what they were whispering.

'Now that Koishi is gone, they didn't remember she existed, and now they only remember that I'm talking to no one because of it.' I think.

Before the system tried to kill me by shoving Koishi toward me, and now it tried to kill me by shaming me in the public, this 5 star quest really is dread full.

'…I hope this doesn't spread too far into the Village or I'm screwed until I move away from Akyuu's Mansion.' I though. ”…The sweet owner better be fast with making me another take-out dango or I'm gonna be piss off for the rest of the day.” I said as I start standing up to buy another dango.

-Early Afternoon, Hakurei Shrine-​

Right now, I'm standing outside Reimu's House Porch, I intent to directly meet Reimu from her porch, but I witness, no, I sense something unexpected, so unexpected that I opened my eyes..

They stacked, their status stacked on top of each other.

I sense Reimu on top of Marisa, both of them looking at me, there's something round in Marisa mouth, probably a Senbei (rice cracker) or something, Reimu holding Marisa hand, and I hear they are struggling before I sense what they were doing, from anyone that only arrive now to see what in front of me, they probably think Reimu trying to **** Marisa, I knew that's probably not what just happened, but this is like one of many 'exotic' situation I want to encounter in 'my dream' list.

”…Seems like you guys busy right now, I will come back tomorrow, please continue what you guys doing as I excuse myself.” I bowed to them before I spun away from here.

”W-WAIT-ZE!””S-STOP!” I hear both of them shouting at me.

I sense card-like thing flying toward me.

It hit me.

I can't move, I feel that something bind me in place.

”Don't go-ze!””It's not really what you think!” both of them starting to panic.

They talk at the same time; I can't hear them at all because they are talking over each other.

'…I can't move, I can't see, and all I hear is these girl bickering nonsense in my ear, is this supposed to be a test for my patience or something.' I think dispiritedly.

-A few minutes later-​

Both of them already calming down from their little panic. Now we are sitting on the porch, eating the dango that I gave it to them and drinking the tea.

”Yes, I believe what you guys said; you can stop bugging me about it now.” I nonchalantly said,

”Lies! You sounded like someone who doesn't believe what he heard just now-ze!” Marisa rebuked.

I sense Marisa leaning toward me while Reimu preparing her Gohei.

”Then how do I make you believe that I believed your word?” I asked.

”…Um…show how you got your ability?” Marisa wondered.

*Smack*Reimu smack Marisa head.