Chapter 22: The Truth About My Ability 2 (1/2)
Chapter 22: The Truth About My Ability (2)
Translator: Night Fury
Principal Nana who had just pulled off my pants like a crazy woman stopped abruptly.
However, when I looked at her carefully, I found that she didn’t keep still right now. Instead, her shoulders and her body were slightly trembling.
When would a person suffer from the skeleton muscle tremor?
1. Suppressing the urine 2. Being scared 3. Feeling cold 4... Flying into a rage. According to the exclusive method, I got my answer.
“I just wanted to make a joke... but, how dare you call me.... Ollllllllllllld?” The word ‘old’ sounded like a trill. I seemed to have made a fatal mistake... I shouldn’t have mentioned that in front of a woman...
“Say! That! Again!” The age issue... “How! Come! I! Am! An! Old! Woman!” Her roar reverberated in the space and her black wings suddenly opened wildly. I could even see the knife-like sharp claws on her knuckles. Right now, her figure was even large enough to cover my entire view.
Her pupils turned portrait while shooting out red devilish light and her long hairs fluttering in the air without any wind.
In the meantime, her black tail of which the end was a heart shape suddenly extended and crawled up my ankles like a creeper. After that I was completely wound up by her and couldn’t move a bit in the air.
Now I had to be extremely cautious. Saying one word wrongly would bring me a huge disaster! Carelessness would kill me!
Having pondered for about three seconds with my mind being completely steady, I said unhurriedly,
“Since you already have a daughter who has grown up, your seniority is actually on the same level as my grandma. It doesn’t matter whether you look old or not. Your behaviors are just like the old ladies. It’s fine if you have to call that having rich experiences of life, but you can’t blame me for calling you an old woman since your mental age is so advanced.”
So there would never be an eternal Lolita. Even a girl could maintain a Lolita’s face, she wouldn’t keep her mind as young as a girl. After all, time would get on everyone. Nothing in this world was able to remain unchanged.
Haha, I spoke those words in an orderly and reasonable way. Now she had nothing to say, right?
All right, now that I had already reminded her that she had been about the same age as my grandma, she should let go off me now.
“...Hmm?” Why hadn’t she put me down?! Hey hey, was her tail shrinking now? Wait, wait, the tail already twined around my neck! What the hell?!
“... Ho, ho, ho, nice speech~ Gosh, I really have nothing to say now.”
“Then let me go now! If you have already known your mistake, you have to correct it! Stop making more mistakes!” I didn’t feel I had said anything wrong and even thought that I was on the righteous side. So I uttered those words with a stern look.
Little did I know that after I had abandoned my emotions and returned to my previous state, all my messy scruples disappeared too. Then... my ungovernable and troublesome speaking style... also came back... Then... as expected, my cynical words managed to irritate... my principal.
With the look on her face turning gloomy, she changed back to that icy queen.
However, the thing she did was quite incompatible with the expression on her face. First, she took off her black suit which looked like a bikini armour. Then she lashed her tail to slap me on the ground.
She walked toward me... and then trampled on my body. As I was about to shout abuse, my mouth was plugged by her toes.
“Aren’t you very brave? Just continue.”
“Whooaaaaaaaa!” Because she had opened her legs recklessly while stepping on my face, I could see very clearly of her private parts from this angle.
So this was the best angle for the photographer?... But I didn’t get cheered up at all...
“Because you are only obsessed to the Lolita! How about letting your old grandma change your appetite? A man who is crazily addicted to Lolita becoming totally crazy about older woman, how’s that sound?” She squatted down with an evil smile showing on her face. Meanwhile, I could only close my eyes, preparing to bear everything that was about to happen...Three hundred times with an Enchanting Demon... All right, not that much, but the number wouldn’t be small, that was for sure.
I might be able to draw 3 tally marks on her legs.
“Huh, I’m the one who’s gonna write three or four tally marks on your belly! I never realized that you little virgin was quite good at this. That’s so weird... So, now you are sincerely convinced now, right?”
“...” I wished I could strangle this woman ruffian to death! She was so inhuman! I almost became like her masturbation stick!