Chapter 74.6: The Corpse Lover Homicidal Maniac s helplessness (1/2)

Chapter 74.6: The [Corpse Lover Homicidal Maniac]'s helplessness

TL: flarewk

[Corpse Lover Homicidal Maniac]'s helplessness:

“Es rappelt im Karton，dong，dong，dong，dongdong~dongdong，dong，dong，dong~dong，dong，dong，dongdong~”

Early in the morning, after arriving at the bathroom, I hummed a melody while stretching out the tips of my toes to test the water's temperature. The temperature of the bathwater prepared by Xue Li wouldn't have any problems to it, it's merely just a habitual gesture of mine.

Afterwards, I submerged into the bath, soaking my body in the warm waters which had rose petals scattered within, dipping my hair in the water as well.

Rather than having a bath late at night, I much prefer bathing during early morning.

Of course, it's not only because of morning baths having scientific claims of improving blood circulation, but it's to wash away the dirt which was accumulated for the entire night, notwithstanding that the bath's fragrance too aided in making my mood feel better.

“Es rappelt im Karton，Ton，Ton，Ton，TonTon~TonTon，Ton，Ton，Ton~Ton，Ton，Ton，TonTon~”

Huhuhuhu~

If that's the case, it's not bad as well~

Xue Li who accompanied me together to the bathroom upon seeing me humming a melody again, gave off a smile while saying to me.

”Looks like your mood today isn't bad at all, dàxiaojie.”

”Huhuhuhu, but of course? Since today's my birthday, hmm?”

As no matter who it was, they wouldn't be dreadfully crying on their birthday, wasn't it? Hence it's perfectly reasonable for me to be appearing that delighted..........

”That eager for Jun Cheng-shàoye's birthday gift, huh?”

”........”

Mm.........although it's usually convenient for Xue Li to have such a special ability to be able to read people's mind, but during such moments, I feel that it's a little troublesome instead.

Wanting to bully even your own dàxiaojie, huh? Maid-xiaojie who liked to make fun of people?

”Huhuhuhu, that's not the case, Xue Li, don't spout nonsense, I'm not really especially eager for anything.........”

I flipped my body around and placed both hands by the sides of the bath, kicking the water while smiling and looking at Xue Li as I said.

”Oh my? It can't be that I'm mistaken? Even though the hummed melody is already expressing out feelings of eagerness towards presents? Isn't it? 'Noises resounded out from within the box', huhuhuhu.........”

Xue Li clutched her mouth while elegantly chuckling, but no matter how I looked, it's a smile that contained signs of mockery.

Uuu, I've accidentally hummed out a melody which represents the mood of my inner desire.

And it's perfectly natural for the extremely observant Xue Li to be discovering it as well.........it's my loss.

As expected, I'm a little, overly happy already, huh?

The other me within my heart was way even more overly ecstatic, humph, are you a kid?

I'm already over the age of being enthused onto the celebration of my birthday.

However, since I heard that Cheng Jun would be preparing a birthday present for me, then.........being a little eager for it should be acceptable as well, right.........

As no matter what he gives, I'm guessing that the other me would be so delighted to the point of not being able to sleep for the entire night, and just being eager for the gift yesterday night alone already lasted the whole night throughout, causing me to not have a proper rest.

Of course, I wouldn't be like that other me who was just as naive as a piece of white blank paper, being able to accept any kind of gift, for the present that satisfies this dàxiaojie number very few in existence.

Cheng Jun should also know as well, that I'm not lacking in anything. For those things that he's able to give me, I already have them, except for just one.........

Of course, it's impossible for Cheng Jun to proactively hand over his corpse to me, but if he's able to hand his 'heart' over to me, I'll be very satisfied.........huhuhuhu.........

Uuu, hold on, what am I thinking.

Seizing onto the opportunity of my birthday to want something that I desired from others, if I'm to conduct such acts, wouldn't I be the same as the other me, turning into an unreasonable child already?

Really, I must be a little too overly enthused as well, huhuhu.........so immature of me.

”Then again, it can't be that dàxiaojie is hoping for Jun Cheng-shàoye to store his heart into a gift box, as a form of birthday present to be given to you, hm? No, it's slightly off for it to be a physical materialization of a heart, what you wanted is Jun Cheng-shàoye's 'heart', right?”

”.........Of course that's not the case~ Huhuhuhu~”

”Oh my, you hesitated, hmm?”

”.........No.”

”Even though it is.”

”No!”

”Really no? Dàxiaojie, your ears had already turned red, hmm?”

”UUu........! I hate you.........I don't care about you anymore, Xue Li!”

This maid is really so mischievous!

Really.........it's because of that.........which was why that no matter how long it was, I would never win against Xue Li, huh.........

I flicked my head towards one side, but Xue Li still very prominently shifted to a position that's within my sight of vision, hence I just simply turned back to a lying-up position from a previous crouching form, ignoring Xue Li.

She went to the sides of the bath, stretched out her both arms to wrap onto my shoulders, kissing my earlobes while saying by the sides of my ears.

”Even if it's not a complete heart, aren't you hoping to obtain a gift encompassing 'sincerity' from Jun Cheng-shàoye?”

(TL: sincerity in CN is 心意, and 心 means 'heart', which is a double meaning Xue Li uses for the heart terminology)

That, I indeed am unable to deny..........

For if I'm to deny those very thoughts of mine, it equals to having denied my personal self. So as a result, I could only admit to it, huh.........

I flipped around once more, soaking half my head into the bath as I *pu lu pu lu* ejected out bubbles, thereafter stretching out my head to unwillingly admit towards Xue Li.

”Alright........you win again, Xue Li. There's just a slight moment when I had that sort of thinking, but I immediately dissuaded that sort of naive thoughts, okay!”

Upon seeing me personally admitting to it, Xue Li also didn't continue to latch onto this point to continue teasing me, merely giving off a few faint chuckles before patting onto my shoulders, indicating that she's about to start helping me wipe my body.

Even if I'm to be mad with Xue Li, I would eventually have my attitude softened by her smile.........speaking of which, I haven't seen Xue Li displaying out expressions other than it being a smile.........she's really a perfect head maid indeed.