Ch 67.3: The Eavesdropper advanced s strange tales (1/2)

Ch 66.3: The [Eavesdropper (advanced)]'s strange tales

TL: flarewk

[Eavesdropper (advanced)]'s strange tales:

During the Qing Ming holidays, I invited Xiao' Hua and Ah' Ying out to go out shopping.

Actually, the shopping was secondary. My primary aim is to comfort Xiao' Hua, hoping that she'll be able to give up on those nonsensical thoughts, and being able to properly relax herself.

However, the main character for today, Xiao' Hua, had an appearance of being in melancholy.

In the past, Xiao' Hua loved to go shopping a lot, and would always buy many trendy outfits. It's due to her being very sensitive towards the current trend, hence, her attire would be very pretty as well.

But today, she spent a huge portion of the time being blanked out, and when I talked to her, she would then dumbly give out a response.

What had happened already?

She seemed to be like this starting from last Friday? As expected, was it because of her confession failing that caused her to be in such a listless state..........Mm, are there any ideas in order to cheer her up? If not, how about I just ask that An Jun Cheng to meet us here?

”Eehh, eehh, you guys walk slower a little.........it's slightly too fast for me to catch up already..........”

”Really, not even being able to handle this sort of small walking distance, your body is really too weak already!”

I'm still thinking on how to cheer Xiao' Hua up, so don't cause trouble for me along the sidelines already, okay!

”It's you this tomboy who forcibly dragged me out here, alright..........plus, there's not a single boy who thinks that accompanying girls out for shopping will be relaxing!”

”Humph, accompanying two beautiful girls shopping, are you still not content?”

”You guys merely wanted me here to do all the heavylifting!”

”Tch, look at that skinny weak frame of yours, always neeting around at home, now you've become all skins and bones already! It's a perfect chance to help us carry stuff, as well as being able to work out your body too, isn't that very wholesome?”

”I'd rather neet at home to play video games though..........”

”It's because that you're like this, which is why you didn't have a girlfriend!”

”Must you care! Nosy girl!”

”What! Did! You! Say!”

Under my rage, I grasped Ah' Liang's collars as I forcefully shook him about.

He frantically pressed onto his spectacles, with his mouth gaped as he cried out madly.

”Waaaah! Let go of me! You crazy bitch! Violent woman! Dinosaur girl! Waaaaaaaaaah! Stop shaking me already! I'm, I'm about to vomit already...........urrrkkh..........”

”Vomit your head!”

Without even thinking, I nonchalantly grabbed a bunch of tissue papers from my purse bag and stuffed it into his mouth.

”Now let's see how you're going to vomit!”

With the result that Ah' Liang used a look of almost wanting to cry as he pointed towards his mouth while making 'UuuUUu' noises.

It's so comical, he's just like a mute.

”UuuU! UuuUUuUuu!”

Mn? Why was he looking at me like that? What's he pointing towards? Looking at the direction of where he was pointing at, I glanced towards my bag..........and noticed that the tissue papers were still unmovingly placed within my bag.

Huh? Then the thing that was being stuffed inside Ah' Liang's mouth was..........my sanitary pad?!

Kyaaaaaaa!

”Hurry up and spit it out! You pervert!”

I ferociously issued out a chop onto his neck, causing the sanitary pad which was stuck inside his throat to be ejected out.

”Cough cough! Cough cough cough cough cough! urrkkh.........Uuuu.........purgh.........”

After Ah' Liang gave a few vigorous coughs, he expelled the sanitary pad out from his mouth and exclaimed out while crying and touching his own neck.

That wasn't a real instance of crying already, but just tears that were squeezed out due to dry vomiting.

”Waah! You're so unreasonable! It's you who also stuffed it in eyy, eehh..........that has not been used before, right..........”

”It's! Not! Being! Used! Before!”

How could I carry around a used sanitary pad inside my bag! Don't you this idiot even think about that for a moment! Speaking of which, you actually hoped that it was a used sanitary pad, huh! Pervert! Pervert! Sick pervert!

”Eeeeehhh..........I'm, going to, die already..........”

It's really so infuriating! Damned skinny neet! It's all your fault!

Only knowing how to stay at home the whole day playing games, still saying that he wanted to be like that god of conquest, conquering every female characters from bishoujo games and whatnot..........is he crazy! And it's too crazy already!

Such a lively active girl like me is right by your sides, yet you still want to go conquer those virtual girls...?!

Speaking of which, that certain god of conquest whom you're devoted to, he also conquered girls in real life as well right, can't you learn about this aspect from him?

Can't you place more of your thoughts onto me! You dense moron!

You're rather sensitive towards the matters about others, even matching up quite a few couples as well, but why can't you just first consider about yourself!

Still even saying that you're a what, FFF inquisition member, and would definitely not betray your companions..........are you an idiot!

What's exactly being stored inside your brain!! Do you think that a 30 year old who still preserved his virginity would truly be able to learn magic?! Let me tell you! It's simply impossible!

If you really want to learn magic, can't you just simply go look for that idiotic empty-headed Meng Fa! Although after learning, you'll also turn out to be an idiot as well..........

I couldn't say out these words to him.

Hence, I could only silently scream them out within my heart.

”Um, Xiao' Ying, I think that Xiao' Liang is not going to make it anymore..........”

”Uuu?”

After regaining back to my senses, I then noticed that Ah' Liang was like a dead corpse, twitching while his head tilted sideways with white foams being ejaculated out from his mouth.

I hastily gave him two slaps to the face, before finally hoisting him back from death's retrieval.

After a short interval, Ah' Liang who had restored back to his self rubbed onto his neck, while fearfully giving me a glare as he spoke.

”There'll be a day when I'll be played to my death by the hands of this tyrant woman..........”

”Humph! That is your blessing!”

Eyy..........why when I speak to him everytime, I will always unresistingly use this kind of overly fierce tone..........

Me and Xiao' Hua are equally the same, in that aspect with regards to love..........

”Ahaha.........the relationship between you two is sure good.”

Xiao' Hua upon seeing us who were bickering about, suddenly gave off a chuckle.

And it was even the first time that she had laughed out today too.

”Nonono, I only have a good relationship with Xiao' Hua~, but as for a certain dinosaur girl, don't even mention about it being positive, it's simply just malicious to the ends already! You saw it just now too, right, I've nearly died under her hands!”

”Heh heh, but I'm quite envious of you two, hm? Even during arguments..........others aren't able to intervene in between you two.”

Xiao' Hua gave off a smile a little forlornly, while Ah' Liang pushed up his spectacles as he maintained silence. Feeling that the atmosphere had turned to become a little awkward, I hastily changed the conversation, saying towards Ah' Liang.